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PhilSrobeighn
#1254219
3 months ago
This fluffy pony story brought to you by Domino's Pizza
Impious
#1254317
3 months ago
Haha wow
FeralSocks018
#1254349
3 months ago
This was interesting, but I have to say that the "fluffies can't belch" part was kind of stupid. I get that without it, there would be no story, but it just struck me as absurd.
PhilSrobeighn
#1254447
3 months ago
I owned a lot of planet-themed-name hamsters at one point, Feral. They can't belch, so you can't give them soda. Not totally out of left field, but doesn't work that well with equines either.
lordanubis
#1254688
3 months ago
I wonder if fluffies can be burped.
Anonymous
#1255037
3 months ago
^>Hamsters can't burp
>So neither can horses

Excellent logic there. Also other stories have been written before where they can and do burp.

Then again, there are no hard and fast rules about fluffy ponies anyway, other than they're innocent, loving, dumb and accident-prone.

Also,

>Giving a hamster soda

What are you some kind of idiot?
Anonymous
#1255049
3 months ago
Well, to be honest it has been estabilished that even if they can't burp, fluffy ponies can fart. Two openings, gas either comes out of one or out of the other. No need for a third.
Of course, not sure if it'd be funnier for fluffy ponies to make tiny, cute squeaky farts ("Eeeep") or, unexpectedly, powerful rear thruster-like blasts that sound like hand-grenades mating ("KER-FLOMBA!"). Yes, I'm making fart humor. So sue me.
Bronyboy
#1255104
3 months ago
Ba dum tish.
PhilSrobeighn
#1256038
3 months ago
Hey everyone, I found an article explaining why fluffy ponies cannot burp.

-_-
Anonymous
#1256117
3 months ago
I love The Last Unicorn
CletusDugumphry
#1259523
3 months ago
Holy shit, all of my lolz