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| Saint_Braeburn #1250529 3 months ago |
Its sorta like the Lion King
But instead of lions its Fluffy Ponies. And instead of becoming a prince, they become a smoothie. |
| Anonymous #1250534 3 months ago |
@Saint
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| Anonymous #1250547 3 months ago |
^>You wake up to a weird smell
>Really weak, can't walk >What the fuck is going on? >You fall off the bed >There's your fluffy >"I weak, can't save babehs..." >He grins >"But even weak fwuffy can do that." >He looks at the kitchen >You recognize the smell >The little bastard opened the gas >You try to get out >Fluffy lights a match >Fluffy dies horribly, in a terrible conflagration >Well, so do you, I guess |
| Anonymous #1250551 3 months ago |
So how long would it take until the fluffy forgets then eats its offspring? |
| Saint_Braeburn #1250552 3 months ago |
@Anon547
For some reason, that ending made me smil. Nice Job! |
| Saint_Braeburn #1250553 3 months ago |
^
edit *smile* |
| Saint_Braeburn #1250555 3 months ago |
@Anon551
Probably never. This fluffy pony was pretty smart. It didn't do a stupid thing this entire story. Basically it was a person talking like a fluffy |
| Anonymous #1250562 3 months ago |
Still too weak to do shit. |
| The_Mungoman #1250588 3 months ago |
Just sad.
The fluffy didn't do anything bad, there's nothing here to justify this senseless abuse. Sod this, nothing I say can stop this decadent uncreativity. |
| Anonymous #1250601 3 months ago |
You know what I don't like about these stories?
It's not the abuse, that's for sure as I've enjoyed those plenty of times. It's the fact that the owners behavior makes no sense. Where's the motive? Sure, some people like hurting things and some people can get angry at perceived stupidity or disobedience quite easily. What I don't get is that from the stories premise the character suddenly transforms into a complete asshole out of nowhere. I suppose we could assume he bought the two Fluffy Ponies for this exact purpose in the first place. It just strikes me as odd, especially as these seemed to be rather smart for Fluffies. Other then that it was rather well written and I enjoyed it reasonably well even if the owner is a bit difficult to comprehend. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1250603 3 months ago |
@Anon601
The guy having a motive would have been nice. |
| Anonymous #1250606 3 months ago |
And by "enjoyed" I meant it was worth reading.
But whatever the case the cruelty here seems more "evil" and senseless then most abuse stories. Fluffy Ponies are more or less interchangeable much of the time. It's often the owners or abusers and the situations they create that give the stories flavor and not the relatively predictable Fluffy Ponies. |
| Hex-Master #1250609 3 months ago |
>NUUUUUUU!
Confirmed for Fluffy Pony poser. Stopped reading right there. |
| Anonymous #1250611 3 months ago |
@Saint_Braeburn
Exactly. Even if it was generic "I hate Fluffy Ponies". This is odd because it looks like everything was perfectly fine until the owner turns out to be crazy. It almost certainly could have been set up better, but if the goal was to emphasize the senseless cruelty of the act then it succeeded. |
| Anonymous #1250625 3 months ago |
worst post ever?
worst post ever. |
| Anonymous #1250647 3 months ago |
@1250625
One of the posts that caused most butthurt either. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1250692 3 months ago |
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.............................................. .............................................. .............................................. .............................................. Why? That's all I want to know, why take all that time and effort to torture something that can't possibly do you any harm? |
| Anonymous #1250704 3 months ago |
@giantneckbeard: Actually, these fluffy ponies killed all the jews in a eariler story, so they totally deserved it.
Truestory.jpg |
| Anonymous #1250706 3 months ago |
Because fluffy ponies are rustling up our jimmies. A pig-sheep-pony-hybrid that wrecks your house, needs constant supervision, pisses everywhere and defecates on the spot while demanding that you hug it and babbling non-stop in a retarded manner would be abused constantly in the real-world. But fortunately for fluffy ponies, they are only fictional, so no harm is done. |
| Arne #1250767 3 months ago |
@706
You make a point... and that point makes me realize why I don't like abuse stories like these. People don't act like this, it's so damn unrealistic. Yes, I'm complaining about the realism in stories that involve tiny furry horses that talk. Fuck you, that's why. I don't know what kind of people you normally associate yourself with, if any... but the people I know wouldn't do shit like this. We even have a word for people that would, it's "psychopath". And these people are usually locked up and separated from the rest of society... for good reason. Now, I'm not saying fluffy abuse would be non-existent in reality. I'm just saying it would probably be at the same level as normal animal abuse and would only reach extreme levels, like those seen in this story, in very rare cases. |
| Anonymous #1250786 3 months ago |
@588/601/603
No motive? 1. Trolling. Even more lolz are had when they don't see it coming, which would be why the abuser pretended to be nice. 2. Clearly, those ponies were bad ponies who weren't in any way obedient. When she was gonna pop, the mother thought she needed to take a dump. On the kitchen floor! A good fluffy would've known not to take a dump on the kitchen floor. Now, the father fluffy knows what happens to bad fluffies who shit on the floor. Suffice it to say, he won't be doing it again, either. Problem solved, like the boss. |
| Arne #1250793 3 months ago |
^
1) Trolling has it's limits. You can try and pass off shooting someone as trolling, but I doubt the judge will think that's a valid excuse. 2) That's stupid. Stop being stupid. |
| Anonymous #1250799 3 months ago |
Nobody cares about fluffy ponies. They don't have rights in the imaginary world where the fluffy ponies exist. They are just little soulless abominations of science that can be exterminated like vermins without anybody giving a fuck about their feelings. |
| Anonymous #1250822 3 months ago |
Luvfags trying to find logic on stories that don't make sense which is a subfandom of a show that originaly doesn't make any sense too.
King of the Autists right there. |
| Anonymous #1250877 3 months ago |
@822
I HAS FOUND ZE LOGICZ! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic Like a Googler. |
| lordanubis #1250994 3 months ago |
Why?
If the guy had had a motivation, this would have been a good abuse story. But why? |
| Anonymous #1251234 3 months ago |
@ 994
Gotta read between the lines for the motivation. The owner clearly meant well at first, but slowly grew frustrated with the fluffies since, you know, they're known to be eye twitchingly irritating. The mare got knocked up by the stallion without the owner's permission, with him doing damage control by keeping them both alive. But he never wanted the foals, and had no intention of taking care of them. If he killed them, the parents would be heartbroken. It was a lose lose situation, so, since there are no laws against fluffy abuse and being the magnificent bastard that he is, the guy decided to take out his frustration on all of them in one fell swoop under the guise of helping the mother stay alive during birth. Otherwise they wouldn't have trusted him. The mare was first for getting knocked up, the foals next for being the unwanted offspring and the stallion last, for daring to knock up the guy's sweet fluffy mare and having the gall to yell at its owner after he saved the damn thing from dying after blowing a load. If the story continued, the stallion would've been found the next morning drowned in a mixture of tears, vomit and blended foals after screaming, crying, shitting and puking until he passed out from extreme physical and emotional exhaustion. Time to get a new fluffy. The point of the story is that despite the guy trying his best to be a kind, caring owner, the fluffies still bucked against his wishes and left him with the responsibility of cleaning up the mess. Next time, the guy knows to get only one fluffy, a mare, and to keep it away from stallions even if disciplining it requires a gratuitous amount of abuse. |
| Anonymous #1251331 3 months ago |
This writer is a monster. Abuse stories are only good when the fluffies do something bad. These fluffies were innocent. |
| Arne #1251374 3 months ago |
@234
I love how you obviously pull a bunch of shit out of your ass to justify your enjoyment a story that is clearly fucked up, and has nothing but violence for the sake of violence. |
| Anonymous #1251443 3 months ago |
Ooh, ME GUSTA.jpg
Whoever Fluffy_Writer is, tell him I liked. He's pretty good and really imaginative. Kinda lacks a reason, but still pretty good. 4/5. |
| Anonymous #1251482 3 months ago |
I like that stuff.
1st - cause he writes using proper english; 2nd - cause I'm IRL very kind, towards people and animals, PhD, tons of cats (strays too), dogs and a chicken farm, but it's somehow relaxing to be a prick once a time toward some nonexisting ponies. |
| Anonymous #1251537 3 months ago |
@374
Flame Whar? It's on, boi. ANONEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAWS! I love how you have no imagination whatsoever and utterly fail to comprehend any of the obvious possible motivations for the character. Maybe you should go play some pong instead. It's nice, simple and requires minimal brain power. |
| sigh #1251667 3 months ago |
I don't know man, I know a lot of people that have trouble playing pong. |
| Arne #1251836 3 months ago |
@537
Really now... that's all you got? Well, I see that this going to be boring... I might as well not even waste my time. |
| Anonymous #1251934 3 months ago |
Luvfags reads a fluffy luvfic that doesn't make sense: "NHHHHHG" "Really good" "I'm a faggot".
Luvfags read fluffy abuse fics (both good or bad): "It doesn't make sense" "The owner didn't had a proper motive" "I'm a faggot". Believeme when I say these luvtards are really autists. |
| CodenameOne #1252116 3 months ago |
Yesss.
Kill 'em, kill 'em all! Anon 0547 fuck you. God I fucking hate your extended endings that kill the abuser. They ALWAYS kill my fucking buzz in these stories. Man I wish anonymous commenting was forbidden. |