
| Necropony #1248950 3 months ago |
One Night Stand With Octavia. Sweet. |
| Vercci #1248960 3 months ago |
Raped by Spike? |
| marioandsonic #1248961 3 months ago |
Married to Derpy?
I'm okay with this. |
| Cloudsurf #1248962 3 months ago |
A blowjob from Zecora?! Best birthday ever. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1248963 3 months ago |
Apparently I get a sexscapade with Lyra
Guess that means a lot of fingering YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH |
| Dumb_Rock #1248966 3 months ago |
Hoofjob from Luna
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| Psychopomf #1248968 3 months ago |
....Sweetie Belle watches me clop
... That poor filly o_o |
| Anonymous #1248971 3 months ago |
I feel sorry for anypony whose birthday is the 26th of any month. |
| CottonTales #1248973 3 months ago |
where's 17 I don't know who to watch masturbate |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1248974 3 months ago |
I watch Applejack masturbate? Quite true. |
| RepentantAnon #1248975 3 months ago |
MARRIED TO APPLEBLOOM!?!?!?
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| coolgame17 #1248976 3 months ago |
You get raped by Daring Do...
>A fictional character who rape me ![]() |
| Jack-o-Lantern #1248977 3 months ago |
I watch Fluttershy masturbate...
LOUDEEEERRRRRR! |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1248978 3 months ago |
Fluttershy Sexcapade!
Booyah! |
| Anonymous #1248979 3 months ago |
Granny Smith gives me a sexy massage.... DO NOT WANT |
| Mr_Merritt #1248981 3 months ago |
Nude Pics from Applejack...I'm ok with this |
| Vercci #1248985 3 months ago |
Must suck for anyone having January the 17th |
| Scumbag_Crowley #1248987 3 months ago |
Wow, everyone's getting sexytimes here! I'm gonna get...
Discord watching me masturbate. Why |
| Robomorons #1248989 3 months ago |
Sweet shit, man! Pinkie Pie is watching me clop! |
| Anonymous #1248991 3 months ago |
I guess 17th is nobody. So, I'm raped by nobody? That's nice. |
| Anonymous #1249001 3 months ago |
Doctor Whooves gives me a lapdance? |
| TheAntiCat #1249003 3 months ago |
"You go down on Vinyl Scratch."
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| ZePassionateOne #1249006 3 months ago |
18 November....I get a blowjob by Trixie...
.... SETHISTO MUST NEVER KNOW! |
| Zancrow #1249013 3 months ago |
I watch Sweetie Belle masturbate.....Jesus, what? |
| coolgame17 #1249018 3 months ago |
Anonymous@1248991 said: At least, a fictional character don't rape you, so you're lucky! |
| -Lunacy #1249022 3 months ago |
Nude Pix from Trixie
... |
| PipMan #1249023 3 months ago |
A hoof job from Daring Do... I am okay with this. |
| Dragoon #1249025 3 months ago |
Um, Flitter gives me a lap dance. |
| Zincy #1249026 3 months ago |
Zancrow...we have the same birthday...and horrible gift. |
| ponypikachu #1249027 3 months ago |
I get raped by....Gulp....Big Macintosh....
He is going to tear my ass the fuck up..... |
| Anonymous #1249031 3 months ago |
Sorry but what does "Go down on" mean? |
| Necropony #1249032 3 months ago |
Also Soarin blows Dova'kiin (11/11/11) :p |
| Zincy #1249033 3 months ago |
My kingdom for a July 19th birthday... |
| ClownDicks #1249034 3 months ago |
One night stand with Scratch.
Okay. This isn't my first time with a French DJ robot... |
| Anonymous #1249036 3 months ago |
There's no 17 |
| Harlequin_Jester #1249040 3 months ago |
I get to watch Vinyl Scratch masturbate
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| Anonymous #1249045 3 months ago |
Lap dance form AJ?
Meh. |
| SpecialAnon #1249047 3 months ago |
Lap dance from Octavia...I don't think she'd be that willing, but I may just have to guide her. |
| Zancrow #1249048 3 months ago |
@Zincy
Let's share our dark burden. |
| Shomyooh #1249049 3 months ago |
Spike watches me clop.
WHY GOD TELL MY WHYYYYYY!!! |
| Dragoon #1249051 3 months ago |
Since there is no 17th day, I guess the person that has that number can pick any pony they want |
| Scanuze #1249052 3 months ago |
i get raped by octavia? hell yeah! ...lesbians are magic and stuff... |
| Zincy #1249053 3 months ago |
Zancrow, or steal someone else gift. |
| Anonymous #1249056 3 months ago |
You get married to Princess Luna.
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| Serr #1249057 3 months ago |
I get raped by Applejack?
Oh my! ![]() |
| Anonymous #1249058 3 months ago |
I was born a day early, I could have had a hoof job from Fluttershy. |
| Ravensbrook #1249060 3 months ago |
hmmmm, *looks at his birthday*
oh dam O.O, a sexcapade with....Zecora O.O sweet mercy, I'll be waiting :3 |
| RandomFanguy #1249062 3 months ago |
A hoofjob from Lyra.
I'm gonna let the irony just sink in. |
| NecromanseR_RuS #1249063 3 months ago |
i got sexcapade from RD |
| CottonTales #1249066 3 months ago |
17 gets any pony? Then I want to watch...
Pinkie Pie masturbate I bet she could be entertaining |
| Zincy #1249070 3 months ago |
17th gets their number drawn by Pinkamena. |
| Ravensbrook #1249071 3 months ago |
oh and Vercci, February only has 28 days (and 29 every 4th year) |
| LurkatonHammer #1249074 3 months ago |
Nudies from Spitfire.
...SCORE. |
| Brujo_chilote #1249075 3 months ago |
...I watch granny smith masturbate
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| RoadPony #1249076 3 months ago |
Watch Zecora Masturbate?
...I am VERY okay with this. |
| Zincy #1249081 3 months ago |
Brujo... dear goddess I'm sorry. I thought I got a bad gift....
Have fun with that. |
| Anonymous #1249086 3 months ago |
I get raped by doctor whooves.... |
| Vercci #1249087 3 months ago |
Ravensbrook@1249071 said: Not sure if won the prize for being observant, or for missing the point |
| Zancrow #1249088 3 months ago |
@Brujo
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| soul_punisher #1249089 3 months ago |
Get nude pics from Octavia....
Biding on ebay for $1000 a pop |
| Anonymous #1249095 3 months ago |
I marry apple bloom! Hopefully after she *puts on sun glasses* blooms
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! |
| ClownDicks #1249098 3 months ago |
Anyone here born on February 29th? |
| Anonymous #1249102 3 months ago |
one night stand with octavia |
| Obvious #1249105 3 months ago |
"You get nude pics from Octavia"
WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT ![]() |
| CaliBrony #1249106 3 months ago |
>Married to Derpy
>Fuckyea.jpg |
| Gundlach #1249110 3 months ago |
January 26
I got married to Discord Better be an r63 Discord 'cause I don't do other dudes. |
| soul_punisher #1249117 3 months ago |
@ponypikachu
I would hate to be you right now |
| Zancrow #1249118 3 months ago |
I'm so jelly, CaliBrony! |
| KhrisKross #1249119 3 months ago |
I get to watch Vinyl Scratch clop... BUCK YEAH! Hope she puts that mixer to good use... |
| SinisterSnuggles #1249121 3 months ago |
Goes down on soarin? man as if my day wasnt bad already =P |
| Anonymous #1249132 3 months ago |
#1249121
I'll take that one then :3 |
| marioandsonic #1249133 3 months ago |
@ CaliBrony
Dude, we have the same birthday. ![]() |
| RarePleasure #1249136 3 months ago |
Married... to granny smith...
fffff.... |
| Interior_Gummy #1249139 3 months ago |
Married to Trixie? That could get annoying. |
| CaliBrony #1249145 3 months ago |
@marioandsonic fuck yeah, dude! |
| Chelis #1249165 3 months ago |
RAPED BY DARING-DO! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH |
| Anonymous #1249166 3 months ago |
I get raped by Big Mac. Am I dead? |
| marioandsonic #1249167 3 months ago |
@Interior_Gummy
But on the plus side, you have no idea how jelly Sethisto would be. |
| DashRaptor #1249171 3 months ago |
I'm married to Celestia? oh yes!
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| overlore #1249172 3 months ago |
Go down on Luna?
I'm totally fine with that |
| Anonymous #1249173 3 months ago |
@DashRaptor
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| Tophat_Pony #1249176 3 months ago |
A sexcapade with Soarin? Fuck that shit! |
| Vanner #1249178 3 months ago |
Sensual massage by Discord? No thanks. |
| Anonymous #1249181 3 months ago |
I'll take everyone's birthdays with Soarin'. |
| Anonymous #1249187 3 months ago |
So, I'll be raped by Discord...
... ... ... FUCK! |
| Syni #1249191 3 months ago |
Nude pics from Octavia. Okay. c:
I share a birthday with Obvious, too. |
| Anonymous #1249192 3 months ago |
Hmmm, let's see...
"Lyra gives you a sexy massage" :| I am okay with this. |
| CottonTales #1249199 3 months ago |
@anon9187
better get your liver ready then |
| LunerZero #1249202 3 months ago |
lap dance from fluttershy.....
Happy birthday to me! |
| DashRaptor #1249209 3 months ago |
@Anon173
Yeah why not? |
| Anonymous #1249215 3 months ago |
@DashRaptor
I hope you have lots of lube for that horn (and hope it doesn't impale you) |
| Brujo_chilote #1249216 3 months ago |
GRHK! fuck you LunerZero, FUCK YOU! |
| Anonymous #1249236 3 months ago |
I get a hoof job from Spitfire...I'm okay with that |
| Anonymous #1249250 3 months ago |
Pinkie Pie watches me clop...sounds about right
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/161057 (NSFW...in a way) |
| Littlecabbit #1249253 3 months ago |
I have a one night stand with Bon-bon, ....eh, it's better than getting raped by Big Mac atleast |
| DashRaptor #1249261 3 months ago |
Of course I have lots of lube, right now:
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| djdexcat #1249263 3 months ago |
Nude pics from Cloud Chaser. Oh well. |
| Anonymous #1249273 3 months ago |
Fun fact: January 3rd, the day for "marry Princess Celestia", is also the Earth's perihelion - the day of the year when it's closest to the sun. |
| DashRaptor #1249274 3 months ago |
^ I speak of course Anon215 |
| MetalPlastic #1249282 3 months ago |
sexy massage from luna
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| phallen1 #1249295 3 months ago |
Sexy massage from Trixie. I'm okay with this! |
| Draconequus #1249322 3 months ago |
I go on a sexscapade...
WITH DISCORD!!?Best birthday ever |
| Dr_Action #1249335 3 months ago |
I get a Lap Dance from Rainbow Dash
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| Yorec #1249338 3 months ago |
FUCK YEAH!!Got my self a sexy massage from Rarity!! |
| Molestia #1249346 3 months ago |
@Draconequus
Take care of him, honey, he's special to me~ |
| Vercci #1249369 3 months ago |
Draconequus@1249322 said: ![]() |
| Wafflecannon #1249393 3 months ago |
Sexcapade with Scootaloo?
TIME TO GO BUY COUNDOM I MUST GO SHOPPING |
| CodenameOne #1249425 3 months ago |
December 30th...
...I get a one night stand with Spike... You know what's befitting? I'm completely straight for humans but I'm totally bisexual for ponies and pony-related characters, so the thought of a one night stand with Spike turns me on. |
| Anonymous #1249437 3 months ago |
YAY! I get married to Celestia!!
Dat plot is all mine! :) |
| Anonymous #1249441 3 months ago |
One-night stand with Spike. That covers at least four of my fetishes. |
| Anonymous #1249463 3 months ago |
I watch Granny Smith masturbate? FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U |
| Classy #1249464 3 months ago |
Hmm. It would appear that I "go down" on Princess Luna.
...'Tis only fitting that someone of such a high class as I would befitting of royal ass. I am ready, my top hat has been laid to rest and now... Now we frollic. For Queen and Country! |
| AppleDash #1249481 3 months ago |
Twilight Sparkle watches me clop |
| Glaive #1249485 3 months ago |
I'm married to Twilight?
Sweet! |
| Blissful_Dreams #1249493 3 months ago |
Needs to be more random. |
| coyotecrow4 #1249498 3 months ago |
One night stand with AJ? Ride 'em cowgirl! And by "em" I mean me, myself, and I. |
| jionunez #1249510 3 months ago |
Lap dance from Trixie |
| Loft_The_Hated #1249511 3 months ago |
Hoofjob from Octavia. Wat. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1249519 3 months ago |
Lap dance from Derpy.
Should I be excited or terrified. |
| djdexcat #1249553 3 months ago |
^Given that her behind can demolish buildings... Yeah, you should be perfectly fine. |
| Anonymous #1249584 3 months ago |
You gets nude pics from Octavia
YEAAHHHHHH!!! |
| Anonymous #1249590 3 months ago |
You will watch Princess Luna masturbate.
No thanks. Can I watch Gianna Michaels masturbate instead? |
| PikaRobo #1249770 3 months ago |
I get a lap dance from Flitter. Why was I born in the lap dance month? Those things don't turn me on at all. :( Eh, at least it could have been worse. |
| Anonymous #1249779 3 months ago |
i go on a sexscapade......with sweetie belle
"why dont you take a seat over there" |
| Draconequus #1249789 3 months ago |
@Molestia
Bitch, you get everypony! Leave some for the rest of us! |
| Dragonfodder #1249794 3 months ago |
I go down on.. Soarin?
Didn't think I was into that kind of thing... |
| Thatbronythere #1249807 3 months ago |
One night stand with Discord... :( |
| KalebAsmadi #1249836 3 months ago |
I get nudes from Pinkie Pie.
With luck, maybe there's some Pinkamena nudes in there too... <3 I love Pinkie with her mane down... |
| ssjpony #1249842 3 months ago |
I watch Trixie masturbate
>masturbates to Trixie mastrubating |
| Anonymous #1249872 3 months ago |
I get a bj from Big Mac.... I'm ok with this. |
| Molestia #1249882 3 months ago |
Oh don't worry Dracy. There's plenty of man to go around. |
| Spectrum_Rush #1249886 3 months ago |
29 April you get nude pics from Apple Bloom...
first filly Applejack now this, these NSFW games don't like me... I swear to god officer she said she was 18 |
| KinkiePinkie #1249998 3 months ago |
married to braeburn....fuck |
| Anonymous #1250033 3 months ago |
I go on a sexcapade with Apple Bloom.......am i going to jail? |
| Saint_Braeburn #1250043 3 months ago |
^^
I HAVE FEELINGS, PINKIE! This marriage is not off to a good start. |
| Anonymous #1250167 3 months ago |
Granny Smith watches me clopping...EWWWWWW |
| Darkie #1250193 3 months ago |
You get raped by Vinyl Scratch.
Oh Fuck yes! |
| Anonymous #1250263 3 months ago |
so i get a hoof job from uhh no one apparentlytheir is no 17th :( |
| Anonymous #1250295 3 months ago |
We 17s get nothing, I am ok and gonna round up to 18th, I am def ok being married to Trixie. I shall learn ALL HER SECRETS. |
| Anonymous #1250307 3 months ago |
^or probably anypony i would like to have a hoofjob from Twilight :) |
| mysterypony1 #1250320 3 months ago |
You go down on octavia
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| Anonymous #1250386 3 months ago |
i got nude pics of scootaloo and its worth going to jail |
| Anonymous #1250435 3 months ago |
Good luck making use of naked chicken photos. Act like a Stranger and sell them at a High Price. |
| Anonymous #1250442 3 months ago |
ah... i'll buy it at a high price
hehehe thank you |
| Anonymous #1250548 3 months ago |
i get raped by Carrot Top. |
| Prismwind #1250556 3 months ago |
Someone should edit this so it has somepony on the 17th. I get a sexy massage from Spike apparently. Not my first choice but I certainly wouldn't turn him down either. |
| Bettsy #1250583 3 months ago |
Princess Celestia Watches Me Clop |
| Anonymous #1250612 3 months ago |
so daring do watching me clop. interesting... |
| disqord #1250619 3 months ago |
August 5th.
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| Anonymous #1250643 3 months ago |
SEXCAPADE WITH RARITYYYYYYYYY |
| Anonymous #1250649 3 months ago |
lapdance by derpy...
this wont end well... |
| Kwiczenko #1250691 3 months ago |
Raped by Lyra? I thought that in Valentine's Day I'll receive something better! |
| normcrackers #1250730 3 months ago |
Sexcapade with granny smith...
*shudder* |
| HotFuzz #1250839 3 months ago |
You have a one night with Discord.
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| ArcCahlon #1250851 3 months ago |
September 17th. so i go down on nopony. I'm ok with that. least its not getting hooked up with granny smith . |
| werkbau #1250863 3 months ago |
"Celestia watches you clops"
ಠ_ಠ... *shift eyes* Please be gentle...? |
| Anonymous #1250881 3 months ago |
One night-stand with Rainbow Dash, looks like I better keep working out. |
| Anonymous #1250923 3 months ago |
Nude pics from Soarin, Interesting. |
| Kooner #1250930 3 months ago |
A sexy msg from Daring do .... Niiiiice |
| bogyo999 #1250943 3 months ago |
Hoof job from Braeburn. NO, PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOO!
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| Anonymous #1251162 3 months ago |
Oh yeeee I get a sexy massage from Rarity. |
| Anonymous #1251207 3 months ago |
the 17th should be mayor mare |
| vincentfrost #1251288 3 months ago |
oh wow.. i get an nude pic of sweetie belle... oh well.. |
| Anonymous #1251496 3 months ago |
One night stand with Rarity.
I'm OK with this. |
| Anonymous #1251570 3 months ago |
discords gonna give me a sexy message......im not ok with this hes more like a bro |
| Anonymous #1251913 3 months ago |
Apply chaos to that, and you get pain instead pleasure. Or what ever opposite to that state. |
| PonyPon #1251973 3 months ago |
oh lord, i gonna get raped by scootaloo... |
| Martinslavv #1252105 3 months ago |
princess Luna blows me, . . . .
im ok with this |
| Anonymous #1252471 3 months ago |
Scratch blows me?
I'm okay with this. |
| BlazBrony #1253739 3 months ago |
June 5th
I fucking hate my life... |
| Anonymous #1254493 3 months ago |
October 17. Since there's no 17...I guess nobody watches me masturbate. So nothing has changed from real life. |
| Captain_Carnation #1254590 3 months ago |
Hoofjob from Rarity? That's pretty middle-of-the-road, there. Could have been better or much, much worse. |
| Anonymous #1255045 3 months ago |
Trixie is gonna give me a lap dance?! This better be the best damn lap dance ever... |
| Rezak #1255283 3 months ago |
2nd of May. PP is about to give me a sexy massage.
Not sure if want.jpg |
| Virion #1255578 3 months ago |
Blowjob from Cloud Chaser?
I'm not sure |
| Epoch_Lionheart #1257555 3 months ago |
The doctor watching me clop? good thing I never clop then |
| Anonymous #1260362 3 months ago |
I get nude pics from Big Mac? Well, he is always nude... so... I dunno lol? |
| Natsuke #1260663 3 months ago |
One night stand with Celestia?
I'm okay with that |
| doomcup #1264640 3 months ago |
Oh joy, a sexcapade with scootaloo, just what I wanted 9_9 |
| supasonix #1266684 3 months ago |
Blowjob from Daring Doo.
AWW YEAH! |
| Xuncu #1269122 2 months ago |
Watch Zecora masturbate. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice~ |
| Anonymous #1329844 2 months ago |
Lap dance from Discord. This better be the best lap dance in the history of lap dances cuz I am NOT amused. |
| Anonymous #1341766 2 months ago |
Zecora gives me a lap dance.
"Wow, Zecora! I didn't know you were a good dancer!" "Your lap dance I am happy to do, but double the money and I'll make it two!" |
| Anonymous #1356475 2 months ago |
Sexcapade with Pinkie Pie.
Oh God, I'm gonna die of exhaustion. |
| Anonymous #1381316 2 months ago |
January 31st...
Why am I so okay with this? |