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Necropony #1248950 3 months ago

One Night Stand With Octavia. Sweet.

Vercci #1248960 3 months ago

Raped by Spike?

marioandsonic #1248961 3 months ago

Married to Derpy? I'm okay with this.

Cloudsurf #1248962 3 months ago

A blowjob from Zecora?! Best birthday ever.

PhilSrobeighn #1248963 3 months ago

Apparently I get a sexscapade with Lyra Guess that means a lot of fingering YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Dumb_Rock #1248966 3 months ago

Hoofjob from Luna

Psychopomf #1248968 3 months ago

....Sweetie Belle watches me clop ... That poor filly o_o

Anonymous #1248971 3 months ago

I feel sorry for anypony whose birthday is the 26th of any month.

CottonTales #1248973 3 months ago

where's 17 I don't know who to watch masturbate

ProfessorOfHoers #1248974 3 months ago

I watch Applejack masturbate? Quite true.

RepentantAnon #1248975 3 months ago

MARRIED TO APPLEBLOOM!?!?!? FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

coolgame17 #1248976 3 months ago

You get raped by Daring Do... >A fictional character who rape me

Jack-o-Lantern #1248977 3 months ago

I watch Fluttershy masturbate... LOUDEEEERRRRRR!

Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1248978 3 months ago

Fluttershy Sexcapade! Booyah!

Anonymous #1248979 3 months ago

Granny Smith gives me a sexy massage.... DO NOT WANT

Mr_Merritt #1248981 3 months ago

Nude Pics from Applejack...I'm ok with this

Vercci #1248985 3 months ago

Must suck for anyone having January the 17th

Scumbag_Crowley #1248987 3 months ago

Wow, everyone's getting sexytimes here! I'm gonna get... Discord watching me masturbate. Why

Robomorons #1248989 3 months ago

Sweet shit, man! Pinkie Pie is watching me clop!

Anonymous #1248991 3 months ago

I guess 17th is nobody. So, I'm raped by nobody? That's nice.

Anonymous #1249001 3 months ago

Doctor Whooves gives me a lapdance?

TheAntiCat #1249003 3 months ago

"You go down on Vinyl Scratch."

ZePassionateOne #1249006 3 months ago

18 November....I get a blowjob by Trixie... .... SETHISTO MUST NEVER KNOW!

Zancrow #1249013 3 months ago

I watch Sweetie Belle masturbate.....Jesus, what?

coolgame17 #1249018 3 months ago

Anonymous@1248991 said: I guess 17th is nobody. So, I'm raped by nobody? That's nice. At least, a fictional character don't rape you, so you're lucky!

-Lunacy #1249022 3 months ago

Nude Pix from Trixie ...

PipMan #1249023 3 months ago

A hoof job from Daring Do... I am okay with this.

Dragoon #1249025 3 months ago

Um, Flitter gives me a lap dance.

Zincy #1249026 3 months ago

Zancrow...we have the same birthday...and horrible gift.

ponypikachu #1249027 3 months ago

I get raped by....Gulp....Big Macintosh.... He is going to tear my ass the fuck up.....

Anonymous #1249031 3 months ago

Sorry but what does "Go down on" mean?

Necropony #1249032 3 months ago

Also Soarin blows Dova'kiin (11/11/11) :p

Zincy #1249033 3 months ago

My kingdom for a July 19th birthday...

ClownDicks #1249034 3 months ago

One night stand with Scratch. Okay. This isn't my first time with a French DJ robot...

Anonymous #1249036 3 months ago

There's no 17

Harlequin_Jester #1249040 3 months ago

I get to watch Vinyl Scratch masturbate

Anonymous #1249045 3 months ago

Lap dance form AJ? Meh.

SpecialAnon #1249047 3 months ago

Lap dance from Octavia...I don't think she'd be that willing, but I may just have to guide her.

Zancrow #1249048 3 months ago

@Zincy Let's share our dark burden.

Shomyooh #1249049 3 months ago

Spike watches me clop. WHY GOD TELL MY WHYYYYYY!!!

Dragoon #1249051 3 months ago

Since there is no 17th day, I guess the person that has that number can pick any pony they want

Scanuze #1249052 3 months ago

i get raped by octavia? hell yeah! ...lesbians are magic and stuff...

Zincy #1249053 3 months ago

Zancrow, or steal someone else gift.

Anonymous #1249056 3 months ago

You get married to Princess Luna.

Serr #1249057 3 months ago

I get raped by Applejack? Oh my!

Anonymous #1249058 3 months ago

I was born a day early, I could have had a hoof job from Fluttershy.

Ravensbrook #1249060 3 months ago

hmmmm, *looks at his birthday* oh dam O.O, a sexcapade with....Zecora O.O sweet mercy, I'll be waiting :3

RandomFanguy #1249062 3 months ago

A hoofjob from Lyra. I'm gonna let the irony just sink in.

NecromanseR_RuS #1249063 3 months ago

i got sexcapade from RD

CottonTales #1249066 3 months ago

17 gets any pony? Then I want to watch... Pinkie Pie masturbate I bet she could be entertaining

Zincy #1249070 3 months ago

17th gets their number drawn by Pinkamena.

Ravensbrook #1249071 3 months ago

oh and Vercci, February only has 28 days (and 29 every 4th year)

LurkatonHammer #1249074 3 months ago

Nudies from Spitfire. ...SCORE.

Brujo_chilote #1249075 3 months ago

...I watch granny smith masturbate

RoadPony #1249076 3 months ago

Watch Zecora Masturbate? ...I am VERY okay with this.

Zincy #1249081 3 months ago

Brujo... dear goddess I'm sorry. I thought I got a bad gift.... Have fun with that.

Anonymous #1249086 3 months ago

I get raped by doctor whooves....

Vercci #1249087 3 months ago

Ravensbrook@1249071 said: oh and Vercci, February only has 28 days (and 29 every 4th year) Not sure if won the prize for being observant, or for missing the point

Zancrow #1249088 3 months ago

@Brujo

soul_punisher #1249089 3 months ago

Get nude pics from Octavia.... Biding on ebay for $1000 a pop

Anonymous #1249095 3 months ago

I marry apple bloom! Hopefully after she *puts on sun glasses* blooms YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

ClownDicks #1249098 3 months ago

Anyone here born on February 29th?

Anonymous #1249102 3 months ago

one night stand with octavia

Obvious #1249105 3 months ago

"You get nude pics from Octavia" WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT

CaliBrony #1249106 3 months ago

>Married to Derpy >Fuckyea.jpg

Gundlach #1249110 3 months ago

January 26 I got married to Discord Better be an r63 Discord 'cause I don't do other dudes.

soul_punisher #1249117 3 months ago

@ponypikachu I would hate to be you right now

Zancrow #1249118 3 months ago

I'm so jelly, CaliBrony!

KhrisKross #1249119 3 months ago

I get to watch Vinyl Scratch clop... BUCK YEAH! Hope she puts that mixer to good use...

SinisterSnuggles #1249121 3 months ago

Goes down on soarin? man as if my day wasnt bad already =P

Anonymous #1249132 3 months ago

#1249121 I'll take that one then :3

marioandsonic #1249133 3 months ago

@ CaliBrony Dude, we have the same birthday.

RarePleasure #1249136 3 months ago

Married... to granny smith... fffff....

Interior_Gummy #1249139 3 months ago

Married to Trixie? That could get annoying.

CaliBrony #1249145 3 months ago

@marioandsonic fuck yeah, dude!

Chelis #1249165 3 months ago

RAPED BY DARING-DO! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous #1249166 3 months ago

I get raped by Big Mac. Am I dead?

marioandsonic #1249167 3 months ago

@Interior_Gummy But on the plus side, you have no idea how jelly Sethisto would be.

DashRaptor #1249171 3 months ago

I'm married to Celestia? oh yes!

overlore #1249172 3 months ago

Go down on Luna? I'm totally fine with that

Anonymous #1249173 3 months ago

@DashRaptor

Tophat_Pony #1249176 3 months ago

A sexcapade with Soarin? Fuck that shit!

Vanner #1249178 3 months ago

Sensual massage by Discord? No thanks.

Anonymous #1249181 3 months ago

I'll take everyone's birthdays with Soarin'.

Anonymous #1249187 3 months ago

So, I'll be raped by Discord... ... ... ... FUCK!

Syni #1249191 3 months ago

Nude pics from Octavia. Okay. c: I share a birthday with Obvious, too.

Anonymous #1249192 3 months ago

Hmmm, let's see... "Lyra gives you a sexy massage" :| I am okay with this.

CottonTales #1249199 3 months ago

@anon9187 better get your liver ready then

LunerZero #1249202 3 months ago

lap dance from fluttershy..... Happy birthday to me!

DashRaptor #1249209 3 months ago

@Anon173 Yeah why not?

Anonymous #1249215 3 months ago

@DashRaptor I hope you have lots of lube for that horn (and hope it doesn't impale you)

Brujo_chilote #1249216 3 months ago

GRHK! fuck you LunerZero, FUCK YOU!

Anonymous #1249236 3 months ago

I get a hoof job from Spitfire...I'm okay with that

Anonymous #1249250 3 months ago

Pinkie Pie watches me clop...sounds about right http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/161057 (NSFW...in a way)

Littlecabbit #1249253 3 months ago

I have a one night stand with Bon-bon, ....eh, it's better than getting raped by Big Mac atleast

DashRaptor #1249261 3 months ago

Of course I have lots of lube, right now:

djdexcat #1249263 3 months ago

Nude pics from Cloud Chaser. Oh well.

Anonymous #1249273 3 months ago

Fun fact: January 3rd, the day for "marry Princess Celestia", is also the Earth's perihelion - the day of the year when it's closest to the sun.

DashRaptor #1249274 3 months ago

^ I speak of course Anon215

MetalPlastic #1249282 3 months ago

sexy massage from luna

phallen1 #1249295 3 months ago

Sexy massage from Trixie. I'm okay with this!

Draconequus #1249322 3 months ago

I go on a sexscapade... WITH DISCORD!!? Best birthday ever

Dr_Action #1249335 3 months ago

I get a Lap Dance from Rainbow Dash

Yorec #1249338 3 months ago

FUCK YEAH!! Got my self a sexy massage from Rarity!!

Molestia #1249346 3 months ago

@Draconequus Take care of him, honey, he's special to me~

Vercci #1249369 3 months ago

Draconequus@1249322 said: I go on a sexscapade... WITH DISCORD!!? Best birthday ever

Wafflecannon #1249393 3 months ago

Sexcapade with Scootaloo? TIME TO GO BUY COUNDOM I MUST GO SHOPPING

CodenameOne #1249425 3 months ago

December 30th... ...I get a one night stand with Spike... You know what's befitting? I'm completely straight for humans but I'm totally bisexual for ponies and pony-related characters, so the thought of a one night stand with Spike turns me on.

Anonymous #1249437 3 months ago

YAY! I get married to Celestia!! Dat plot is all mine! :)

Anonymous #1249441 3 months ago

One-night stand with Spike. That covers at least four of my fetishes.

Anonymous #1249463 3 months ago

I watch Granny Smith masturbate? FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U

Classy #1249464 3 months ago

Hmm. It would appear that I "go down" on Princess Luna. ...'Tis only fitting that someone of such a high class as I would befitting of royal ass. I am ready, my top hat has been laid to rest and now... Now we frollic. For Queen and Country!

AppleDash #1249481 3 months ago

Twilight Sparkle watches me clop

Glaive #1249485 3 months ago

I'm married to Twilight? Sweet!

Blissful_Dreams #1249493 3 months ago

Needs to be more random.

coyotecrow4 #1249498 3 months ago

One night stand with AJ? Ride 'em cowgirl! And by "em" I mean me, myself, and I.

jionunez #1249510 3 months ago

Lap dance from Trixie

Loft_The_Hated #1249511 3 months ago

Hoofjob from Octavia. Wat.

Saint_Braeburn #1249519 3 months ago

Lap dance from Derpy. Should I be excited or terrified.

djdexcat #1249553 3 months ago

^Given that her behind can demolish buildings... Yeah, you should be perfectly fine.

Anonymous #1249584 3 months ago

You gets nude pics from Octavia YEAAHHHHHH!!!

Anonymous #1249590 3 months ago

You will watch Princess Luna masturbate. No thanks. Can I watch Gianna Michaels masturbate instead?

PikaRobo #1249770 3 months ago

I get a lap dance from Flitter. Why was I born in the lap dance month? Those things don't turn me on at all. :( Eh, at least it could have been worse.

Anonymous #1249779 3 months ago

i go on a sexscapade......with sweetie belle "why dont you take a seat over there"

Draconequus #1249789 3 months ago

@Molestia Bitch, you get everypony! Leave some for the rest of us!

Dragonfodder #1249794 3 months ago

I go down on.. Soarin? Didn't think I was into that kind of thing...

Thatbronythere #1249807 3 months ago

One night stand with Discord... :(

KalebAsmadi #1249836 3 months ago

I get nudes from Pinkie Pie. With luck, maybe there's some Pinkamena nudes in there too... <3 I love Pinkie with her mane down...

ssjpony #1249842 3 months ago

I watch Trixie masturbate >masturbates to Trixie mastrubating

Anonymous #1249872 3 months ago

I get a bj from Big Mac.... I'm ok with this.

Molestia #1249882 3 months ago

Oh don't worry Dracy. There's plenty of man to go around.

Spectrum_Rush #1249886 3 months ago

29 April you get nude pics from Apple Bloom... first filly Applejack now this, these NSFW games don't like me... I swear to god officer she said she was 18

KinkiePinkie #1249998 3 months ago

married to braeburn....fuck

Anonymous #1250033 3 months ago

I go on a sexcapade with Apple Bloom.......am i going to jail?

Saint_Braeburn #1250043 3 months ago

^^ I HAVE FEELINGS, PINKIE! This marriage is not off to a good start.

Anonymous #1250167 3 months ago

Granny Smith watches me clopping...EWWWWWW

Darkie #1250193 3 months ago

You get raped by Vinyl Scratch. Oh Fuck yes!

Anonymous #1250263 3 months ago

so i get a hoof job from uhh no one apparentlytheir is no 17th :(

Anonymous #1250295 3 months ago

We 17s get nothing, I am ok and gonna round up to 18th, I am def ok being married to Trixie. I shall learn ALL HER SECRETS.

Anonymous #1250307 3 months ago

^or probably anypony i would like to have a hoofjob from Twilight :)

mysterypony1 #1250320 3 months ago

You go down on octavia

Anonymous #1250386 3 months ago

i got nude pics of scootaloo and its worth going to jail

Anonymous #1250435 3 months ago

Good luck making use of naked chicken photos. Act like a Stranger and sell them at a High Price.

Anonymous #1250442 3 months ago

ah... i'll buy it at a high price hehehe thank you

Anonymous #1250548 3 months ago

i get raped by Carrot Top.

Prismwind #1250556 3 months ago

Someone should edit this so it has somepony on the 17th. I get a sexy massage from Spike apparently. Not my first choice but I certainly wouldn't turn him down either.

Bettsy #1250583 3 months ago

Princess Celestia Watches Me Clop

Anonymous #1250612 3 months ago

so daring do watching me clop. interesting...

disqord #1250619 3 months ago

August 5th.

Anonymous #1250643 3 months ago

SEXCAPADE WITH RARITYYYYYYYYY

Anonymous #1250649 3 months ago

lapdance by derpy... this wont end well...

Kwiczenko #1250691 3 months ago

Raped by Lyra? I thought that in Valentine's Day I'll receive something better!

normcrackers #1250730 3 months ago

Sexcapade with granny smith... *shudder*

HotFuzz #1250839 3 months ago

You have a one night with Discord.

ArcCahlon #1250851 3 months ago

September 17th. so i go down on nopony. I'm ok with that. least its not getting hooked up with granny smith .

werkbau #1250863 3 months ago

"Celestia watches you clops" ಠ_ಠ... *shift eyes* Please be gentle...?

Anonymous #1250881 3 months ago

One night-stand with Rainbow Dash, looks like I better keep working out.

Anonymous #1250923 3 months ago

Nude pics from Soarin, Interesting.

Kooner #1250930 3 months ago

A sexy msg from Daring do .... Niiiiice

bogyo999 #1250943 3 months ago

Hoof job from Braeburn. NO, PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOO!

Anonymous #1251162 3 months ago

Oh yeeee I get a sexy massage from Rarity.

Anonymous #1251207 3 months ago

the 17th should be mayor mare

vincentfrost #1251288 3 months ago

oh wow.. i get an nude pic of sweetie belle... oh well..

Anonymous #1251496 3 months ago

One night stand with Rarity. I'm OK with this.

Anonymous #1251570 3 months ago

discords gonna give me a sexy message......im not ok with this hes more like a bro

Anonymous #1251913 3 months ago

Apply chaos to that, and you get pain instead pleasure. Or what ever opposite to that state.

PonyPon #1251973 3 months ago

oh lord, i gonna get raped by scootaloo...

Martinslavv #1252105 3 months ago

princess Luna blows me, . . . . im ok with this

Anonymous #1252471 3 months ago

Scratch blows me? I'm okay with this.

BlazBrony #1253739 3 months ago

June 5th I fucking hate my life...

Anonymous #1254493 3 months ago

October 17. Since there's no 17...I guess nobody watches me masturbate. So nothing has changed from real life.

Captain_Carnation #1254590 3 months ago

Hoofjob from Rarity? That's pretty middle-of-the-road, there. Could have been better or much, much worse.

Anonymous #1255045 3 months ago

Trixie is gonna give me a lap dance?! This better be the best damn lap dance ever...

Rezak #1255283 3 months ago

2nd of May. PP is about to give me a sexy massage. Not sure if want.jpg

Virion #1255578 3 months ago

Blowjob from Cloud Chaser? I'm not sure

Epoch_Lionheart #1257555 3 months ago

The doctor watching me clop? good thing I never clop then

Anonymous #1260362 3 months ago

I get nude pics from Big Mac? Well, he is always nude... so... I dunno lol?

Natsuke #1260663 3 months ago

One night stand with Celestia? I'm okay with that

doomcup #1264640 3 months ago

Oh joy, a sexcapade with scootaloo, just what I wanted 9_9

supasonix #1266684 3 months ago

Blowjob from Daring Doo. AWW YEAH!

Xuncu #1269122 2 months ago

Watch Zecora masturbate. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice~

Anonymous #1329844 2 months ago

Lap dance from Discord. This better be the best lap dance in the history of lap dances cuz I am NOT amused.

Anonymous #1341766 2 months ago

Zecora gives me a lap dance. "Wow, Zecora! I didn't know you were a good dancer!" "Your lap dance I am happy to do, but double the money and I'll make it two!"

Anonymous #1356475 2 months ago

Sexcapade with Pinkie Pie. Oh God, I'm gonna die of exhaustion.

Anonymous #1381316 2 months ago

January 31st... Why am I so okay with this?