
| lordanubis #1248226 3 months ago |
Exercise of self-control is rarely seen in fluffy owners in these stories. |
| Gittonsxv #1248230 3 months ago |
dawww |
| Anonymous #1248243 3 months ago |
He cleaned the fluffies' assholes with bleach and they died! |
| deathproofpony #1248273 3 months ago |
^^^^
I always use fluffy-safe shampoo. U mad, bro? |
| The_Mungoman #1248318 3 months ago |
I still feel a tiny bit sorry for that squirrel.
Say, deathproofpony, do you per chance work in a store? Dunno why, just a hunch ;) |
| deathproofpony #1248334 3 months ago |
Yeah, I own a computer store. I actually did have a squirrel that would come in through the front door and I'd toss it peanuts but it got hit by a car last year. :( |
| Anonymous #1248364 3 months ago |
I dunno about the bottoms, but cleaning fluffies with fluffy-no-tears shampoo sounds fun and adorable. |
| Anonymous #1248413 3 months ago |
>While cleaning their bottoms they fall on bathtub
>Before you have the change to take them out >Their lungs are filled with water >You can't take the water out >They die in a slow excruciating pain |
| Anonymous #1248436 3 months ago |
>nightfalls comes
>make fluffy ponies sleep in their safe room >watch a little bit tv before going to bed yourself >wake up next morning >enter safe room to wake up fluffy ponies >the girls don't wake up at all >see that they are all dead >they suffocated on something >goddammit.jpg >open mouth and pull out the thing that made the fluffy ponies choke to death >it's a peanut >they all have peanuts in their throat >see that there are dirty footprints of something that isn't from a fluffy pony nor you >it's squirrel |
| PhilSrobeighn #1248624 3 months ago |
How are these getting written so quickly?
I'm jelly |
| FeralSocks018 #1248699 3 months ago |
^Because Deathproof is awesome? |
| Anonymous #1248754 3 months ago |
There's a severe lack of sorry stick. |
| deathproofpony #1248758 3 months ago |
anon is still trying too hard.
I write in my free time and it was pretty quiet at work today. So... pony stories. I'm a crap artist. |