
| Anonymous #1248017 3 months ago |
>Have huge tons of gold
>In the shape of dildoes >Golden Dildoes >No one will buy it >You are fucking rich >Die of starvation >Doctors open you up >Find dildoes inside your stomach |
| The_Mungoman #1248018 3 months ago |
2000 $?!
Dayum son, that thing would be 10 grand, at least. |
| Gittonsxv #1248020 3 months ago |
what do you mean no one will buy that thing? there are people willing to buy fucking broken vases and rocks for 2K.... |
| lordanubis #1248275 3 months ago |
The image of a fluffy trying to haggle is pretty goddamn cute. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1248586 3 months ago |
^ |
| Anonymous #1248813 3 months ago |
>No laws against killing defenseless fluffy ponies.
>OP Gives defenseless fluffy pony 1.2k and food. >I am disappoint. >There should be a tag about human stupidity. |
| Sjogre #1249164 3 months ago |
That's kind of redundant, isn't it? Everyone knows that humans are idiots.
That's why they created fluffy ponies, after all. |
| Anonymous #1249416 3 months ago |
@813
In your stories there may be no laws. There is no cannon. Only what OP says in his post. |
| Anonymous #1249430 3 months ago |
for people who want different ending:
>Sit there as shes about to walk out. >Realization. >You just gave a fluffy pony fucking 1250 dollars. >And some amazing spaghetti. >Oh-no-you-fucking-don't. >Grab a sword off the wall. >The fluffy is almost to the door. >Cash is slowing her down. >Swing down like zorro. >Fluffy is cut in half. >"Hey chum, you hungry?" |
| Anonymous #1249432 3 months ago |
oh and im OP im logged in but says I r anon |