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| Giant_Neckbeard #1246981 3 months ago |
Because you asked for it! Also, new cast member! |
| JP #1246985 3 months ago |
Time for some house training.
(I still fear that you're going to brutally murder them in the end.) |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1246989 3 months ago |
If there is a method to house-train an animal to stop farting, please, TELL ME HOW! |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1247000 3 months ago |
And to the bracketed comment, no, never. If you're expecting a 'surprise I keel u' ending, look elsewhere people.
This is pure, slice of life, "Oh God" in the day of a Neckbearded Fluffy Pony Owner. |
| Gittonsxv #1247003 3 months ago |
the end made me lol but thats adorable, now you got an extra one! yay~. i love these storys dude, its not often you get non abusive fluffys |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1247011 3 months ago |
I intend to prove that not only can you have a nice Fluffy Pony Story on Ponibooru, but you can have one that can make people laugh and even shock or sadden them as well without "haha I cut your legs off" or "Drink all the bleach."
But most importantly, I intend to have damn good fun with this. |
| The_Mungoman #1247013 3 months ago |
I wouldn't light sticks of incense in that room, the whole place could go up! |
| Gittonsxv #1247026 3 months ago |
Neckbeard, god speed man, i totally approve of this xD |
| JP #1247039 3 months ago |
Giant_Neckbeard@1247000 said: Good to hear. |
| Anonymous #1247127 3 months ago |
I noticed the Freudian slip midway when the pronoun changes from 'you' to 'I' and back again |
| Rodman #1247162 3 months ago |
Man, Giant_Nechbeard, these are freaking great. Keep it up. You're making me Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw all over the room. |
| Anonymous #1247181 3 months ago |
Lairer.
You just taken all the sweet stuff, eg: Fluffy liking baca, fluffy scared that you left them ect from the other stories on this site, and this isn't normal, if it were normal, one would have hurt it's self. This is just an excuse for you to feel good. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1247186 3 months ago |
Mmmm, I'm half tempted to back and try to edit that, but honestly, eh, I'm half tempted to leave it there to remind myself to double-check my uploads. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1247216 3 months ago |
Or, perhaps, I don't see Fluffy Ponies as some sort of Sadism Fetish Tool? |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1247297 3 months ago |
Previous comment was also at Anon 181.
A better way to look at it, Anon 181, would be continuity. All Authors, be they Abusers, Lovers or just Posters, are building off each other's works. From this site alone, I 'know' that Fluffy Ponies are prone to mishaps, very fragile, very trusting, emotionally attach themselves to people and other animals around them, tend to speak in very childish ways, can have trouble with water, bowel movements and anything larger than a field-mouse is capable of taking one down. To not build on that would be kinda like trying to play D&D without the Core Rulebook. You'd know what you're doing. Nobody else would have a fucking clue. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1247304 3 months ago |
@ Anchors
DO YOU NEVER SLEEP? |
| Forestman #1247347 3 months ago |
Wow, A more realistic Fluffy pony story?
In my Fandom? It's more likely than you think! |
| Anonymous #1247398 3 months ago |
Still an hour and a half of work to go, man. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1247453 3 months ago |
@ anon 398 it's 3 in the morning and the neighbours finally stopped screaming at each other. Sorry man, you'll have to wait another 8 hours. |
| Anonymous #1247483 3 months ago |
Aw. |
| Anonymous #1247771 3 months ago |
What happenned to the sixth one? They must have changed the tags or something, I can't find it with either the name of the story or simply "fluffy_pony"... |
| Anonymous #1247777 3 months ago |
Please don't stop writing these, Neckbeard. They're so full of love and exasperation. |
| Anonymous #1247799 3 months ago |
Giant_Neckbeard, stop spamming up Ponibooru with stories that could have all been put together in one image. You're just doing this on purpose |
| Anonymous #1247805 3 months ago |
Chill, @7799... at least they're "thegoodstuf.jpg", if you get my drift :) |
| Anonymous #1247822 3 months ago |
No, this is not a justification, this is outright spam. If this is tolerated, we might as well upload one sentence after the other if this shit keeps up. |
| Anonymous #1248395 3 months ago |
These are enjoyable, and it's nice to see someone breaking from "Oh ho ho I shore hates them fuffly ponse sos I buys lots an killses um all becuz HALFANICKELHALFANICKELHALFANICKEL and sorry sticks because they obviously are stupid on purpose in order to make me mad so I have to kill them." There's no originality to 99% of the greentexts getting posted anywhere anymore, so thanks for not being a drooling mongoloid.
I still can't stand "fluffy speak" though, especially whole sentences in it. It's very grating to read more than two or three words at a time, or when writers try to express complex stuff with it. The way I see it, they're mentally on the same level as babies or toddlers, so they'd stick to short bursts - simple concepts without a lot of extra words. Stuff like "Ball!" "Pway!" "Foodie time!" "Hugs time!" "Sleep time now!" "Go park!" "Go gossy store!" "New fwend!" Although I DID think "No huggies - daddy watchin" was kind of funny. Like the bit about bacon earlier could have been written as: "What Bakies?" "Cwunchy yummy! Shawbewy day, get bakies!" I still think feeding them meat is really strange because horses are herbivores, but at least you're not writing 20 or 30 pages about how you're torturing them and spamming "SORRY STICKS HALF A NICKEL I WANT BRUNO TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LUV FAGGOT." |
| Anonymous #1248493 3 months ago |
^so now we get "Oh ho ho I shore hates them fuffly ponse ouchies strory sos I buys lots an huggses um all becuz BUTTHURTBUTTHURTBUTTHURT and Bruno and Darla because this are purely reactions to the stories that made all luv-fags made and bawling their eyes in the first place." There is absolutely no originality at all, no matter if written by a fluffy pony-abuser or some fluffy pony-lover. All fluffy pony-stories are complete shit. And for whatever moronic reasons, people are uploading shitty greentext inspired from 4chan as if it were some kind of art on Ponibooru.
Nobody doing this kind of shit is better than the other. Shit is shit, no matter on which "side" you stand in these fucking idiotic fluffy pony-stories. |
| Anonymous #1248544 3 months ago |
^Butthurt. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1249680 3 months ago |
@KirbyfanNeox
Stop messing with the damn tags. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1249690 3 months ago |
@Anon 799, I tried uploading some Fluffy Stories in the huge strips before, but nobody would read them.
That said, I'll go back and compress them all into a single strip and see if that helps. |
| Ghosts44 #1250030 3 months ago |
For the record I'm stealing your homo fluffies for a breeding farm abuse story. If umad please sign here ______ and here ______. Parents names here _______ ______ sign here ______ and bank pin here _______. I may or may not be a Indian prince wishing you to give me your monies so I may send you millions. Kthxbyefagla |