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Giant_Neckbeard
#1246233
3 months ago
Op here, just apologising for putting these up in segments, but I write them as they come to me, so if people want I'll stick them all together into one giant "TL;DR!" worthy monster.
JP
#1246238
3 months ago
This story is cute enough to give me chest pains.

>Bourbon scooting around on the tiles on her belly
>Gin and Bourbon, sitting on their hind legs, tails wiggling franticly
>Every fluffy curls up into their sleeping baskets and starts to nod off

The mental images make me go HNNNNNGGGGGGHH!
The_Mungoman
#1246301
3 months ago
This story is friggin' great.

OP, you are awesome.
Anonymous
#1246351
3 months ago
>I hear the mental cries of this owner having to deal with 4 hyper crimes against nature
>I storm into the window pulling out my 13 inch floppy penis
>I then swing it around, break all the fluffy ponies necks with server blunt force
>"whoops meant to knock them out, oh well here's $2.00 to replace them."
> I then think up a hot girl on panda action scenario to get a massive 20 inch erection
>I point my large man banana at the floor, then start jizzing with the force of a 100 foot high tsunami flying away into the night looking for other owners having small problems with their fluffy ponies and only fluffy ponies
>wouldn't want to hurt an animal that's actually worth something compared to fluffy ponies, like a house fly or dead sewer rat
Giant_Neckbeard
#1246357
3 months ago
........................

Having a 13 inch penis means that an errection would actually cause you brain-damage, because there would not be enough blood in your body to sustain both the errection and your necessary bodily functions.

...............

Holy Shit, I think we just figured out why some Male Fluffies die during sex!
Anonymous
#1246359
3 months ago
Yay my fucked up story solved something! :D
Giant_Neckbeard
#1246363
3 months ago
Well it does make a sort of sense. If Fluffy Ponies are the product of genetic engineering, it's inevitable that some traits might become recessive or otherwise 'break' from the gene-engineering.

Or it could just be the tiny hearts and massive fluff cause them to overheat.
Anonymous
#1246370
3 months ago
Fluffy ponies being a product of science is the reason I hold little remorse over seeing them suffer or die and it's also why I value a house fly's life over a fluffy ponies life.
Anonymous
#1246373
3 months ago
That and the fact they kill themselves anywhoo, so it's basically speeding up the process.
Anonymous
#1246498
3 months ago
...and then they complain when I "Brunoize" their fluffabuse stories.
Double standards much, folks?
lordanubis
#1246732
3 months ago
Lesson learned: sugar at lunchtime only.
I love your stories, dude.
Anonymous
#1246745
3 months ago
I don't understand why a creature being a result of genetic engineering means that that creature is worthless
Sjogre
#1249563
3 months ago
Every domesticated animal is the result of genetic engineering. It was just done the slow way.
ToySoldierScratch
#1251972
3 months ago
^^ Fucking finally.