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| Giant_Neckbeard #1246233 3 months ago |
Op here, just apologising for putting these up in segments, but I write them as they come to me, so if people want I'll stick them all together into one giant "TL;DR!" worthy monster. |
| JP #1246238 3 months ago |
This story is cute enough to give me chest pains.
>Bourbon scooting around on the tiles on her belly >Gin and Bourbon, sitting on their hind legs, tails wiggling franticly >Every fluffy curls up into their sleeping baskets and starts to nod off The mental images make me go HNNNNNGGGGGGHH! |
| The_Mungoman #1246301 3 months ago |
This story is friggin' great.
OP, you are awesome. |
| Anonymous #1246351 3 months ago |
>I hear the mental cries of this owner having to deal with 4 hyper crimes against nature
>I storm into the window pulling out my 13 inch floppy penis >I then swing it around, break all the fluffy ponies necks with server blunt force >"whoops meant to knock them out, oh well here's $2.00 to replace them." > I then think up a hot girl on panda action scenario to get a massive 20 inch erection >I point my large man banana at the floor, then start jizzing with the force of a 100 foot high tsunami flying away into the night looking for other owners having small problems with their fluffy ponies and only fluffy ponies >wouldn't want to hurt an animal that's actually worth something compared to fluffy ponies, like a house fly or dead sewer rat |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1246357 3 months ago |
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Having a 13 inch penis means that an errection would actually cause you brain-damage, because there would not be enough blood in your body to sustain both the errection and your necessary bodily functions. ............... Holy Shit, I think we just figured out why some Male Fluffies die during sex! |
| Anonymous #1246359 3 months ago |
Yay my fucked up story solved something! :D |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1246363 3 months ago |
Well it does make a sort of sense. If Fluffy Ponies are the product of genetic engineering, it's inevitable that some traits might become recessive or otherwise 'break' from the gene-engineering.
Or it could just be the tiny hearts and massive fluff cause them to overheat. |
| Anonymous #1246370 3 months ago |
Fluffy ponies being a product of science is the reason I hold little remorse over seeing them suffer or die and it's also why I value a house fly's life over a fluffy ponies life. |
| Anonymous #1246373 3 months ago |
That and the fact they kill themselves anywhoo, so it's basically speeding up the process. |
| Anonymous #1246498 3 months ago |
...and then they complain when I "Brunoize" their fluffabuse stories.
Double standards much, folks? |
| lordanubis #1246732 3 months ago |
Lesson learned: sugar at lunchtime only.
I love your stories, dude. |
| Anonymous #1246745 3 months ago |
I don't understand why a creature being a result of genetic engineering means that that creature is worthless |
| Sjogre #1249563 3 months ago |
Every domesticated animal is the result of genetic engineering. It was just done the slow way. |
| ToySoldierScratch #1251972 3 months ago |
^^ Fucking finally. |