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| Grisznak #1241580 3 months ago |
Screw me? SCREW YOU! |
| Yorec #1241584 3 months ago |
Because I haven't gotten the chance to ask you yet.
*clears throat* Will you screw me Celestia? |
| Impious #1241587 3 months ago |
Celestia, my body has always been ready. You're just a chickenshit with no self-esteem. C'mere. |
| Rhino #1241590 3 months ago |
I thought I was already screwed... |
| Saint_Braeburn #1241591 3 months ago |
Because I'm trying to help you.
Your becoming a sexaholic Celestia, and the only way I can help you is by cutting you off. You are better than this. Your the best pony in the show, goddess of the sun, and ruler of Equestria. Don't throw it all away. Help me help you. |
| Anonymous #1241596 3 months ago |
Because you're a horse. |
| Questionable_Object #1241597 3 months ago |
I DO BUT YOU WON'T!!!!
*sulks in the corner* |
| DoctorDreidal #1241602 3 months ago |
I'm trying! It's the damn fourth wall! |
| Anonymous #1241622 3 months ago |
Because you aren't real ;_; |
| Gittonsxv #1241722 3 months ago |
*opens arms*
i am right here big girl x3 |
| Rezak #1241787 3 months ago |
'cuz noone wants his\her anus ruined by your horn Celly. That's why. |
| Kawa #1241855 3 months ago |
I'd let her cave me. Gently. |
| StalkerZHS #1241864 3 months ago |
BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE A SCREWDRIVER |
| Tohob #1241963 3 months ago |
^also she cant hold a screwdriver |
| Anonymous #1241986 3 months ago |
You can do anything to me. :D |
| d715 #1242029 3 months ago |
What Saint_Braeburn said |
| Poptard #1242070 3 months ago |
At least buy me a drink first! |
| AchingScaphoid #1242071 3 months ago |
1. You aren't real, as far as I know.
2. As appealing as getting laid by a magical princess is, the "she's a horse" bit is kind of a deal breaker. |
| AppleJackFrost #1242075 3 months ago |
Surprise already did it.
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| Ananonymous #1242077 3 months ago |
real to real, unreal to unreal |
| Anonymous #1242182 3 months ago |
4th wall Y U NO LET CELESTIA SCREW US! |
| Anonymous #1242239 3 months ago |
I'm sitting at the computer naked.
Come at me Cel. |
| Anonymous #1242642 3 months ago |
Because *I* want to screw *you*, Dear Princess Celestia <3 |
| Molestia #1242905 3 months ago |
I MISS EVERYTHING
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| ZeroSpawn47 #1244520 3 months ago |
oh you know, limitations of inter-dimensional travel and all that |
| CottonTales #1244547 3 months ago |
last time I believe I was coughing up dark matter for a week...which was fun but I have school work to do and finals encroaching
So next month maybe |
| Hakar #1246361 3 months ago |
Because then it wouldn't be molestation. |
| vincentfrost #1248818 3 months ago |
do i really have to bring an mirror out again? |
| danieltepeskraus #1261588 3 months ago |
As if consent has ever stopped Molestia. |
| KVDude13 #1384784 2 months ago |
Unless i do it first!
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