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| sigh #1241402 3 months ago |
>House gets destroyed
>Boathouse blows up >Bullet lodges itself in your abdomen >Old friend gets stranded on island >7 fluffies on island with you and they're even dumber than usual Sounds like easy sailing to me! (but seriously, this is getting good) |
| Anonymous #1241485 3 months ago |
Just out of curiosity how would Darla deal with little kids and teenagers abusing and killing fluffy ponies and since fluffy pony abuse isn't illegal in your stories doesn't she have one huge ass bounty on her head for killing so many abusers who are "innocent?" |
| The_Mungoman #1241531 3 months ago |
@Anon That's actually a really good question. |
| Anonymous #1241547 3 months ago |
@The_Mungoman
I like JoyKillr-II and all, but I get the feeling he might not answer these two questions due to how many loopholes can be put into his stories. |
| Anonymous #1241882 3 months ago |
@1485
She pays Bruno's little brother five bucks to slap them around until they stop. Kid gets to act like his big brother and be paid for it, Darla gets the job done, the fluffies get the abuse stopped, the nasty kid get slapped like the shits they are. Everyone's happy. 'cept for the abusing kids, but who gives a damn about them? |
| JoyKillR-II #1241925 3 months ago |
@#1241485 - She chooses her targets carefully. She only goes after the MOST immoral abusers that abuse without provocation or good reasons, like those who kill fluffy ponies in mass numbers at once, use the worst methods, etc.
Plus, she leaves no survivors or witnesses. So this means no one knows who she is or what she does. This also means she won't (and really can't) go after kids and teenagers. |
| Anonymous #1241932 3 months ago |
In most of your stories she's seen leaving the scene without cleaning anything up though. I know she's female god and all, but I haven't seen you write how she's so good at avoiding forensics science and does no good job at explaining why people don't wonder why said people are missing oh wait godly snap of her fingers... |
| Anonymous #1241935 3 months ago |
and while I'm at it what would she do to exterminators or people who are just doing their job such as this story? >>163891 |
| JoyKillR-II #1241946 3 months ago |
#1241932 - I like said: she works in a way that no one knows who she is or even exists, meaning no one has any official records or DNA of her. She's not like Bruno, who's a public figure and works for a well-known protection organization, so this pretty much means she can to what she wants without anyone shooting any funny looks at her when he makes her occasional visits to civilization. And with her mercenary and bounty hunter experience, she's also good at covering her tracks, though you're right - I probably should have included that in the story.
As for the exterminators, she'd probably leave them alone, though she'd still dislike them, because they actually have decent reasons in preventing damage and danger. After all, even she acknowledges that some fluffies are simply just too dumb to live. |
| Anonymous #1241956 3 months ago |
In that case I would love to see a story where she sees a fluffy pony exterminator at work. I'll give you props for not being like that annoying Bruno anon who went around editing abuse fics because he was too stupid to ignore/filter them out. |
| Anonymous #1241961 3 months ago |
I need to stop double posting, but by leaving no witnesses I hope she wouldn't kill say a bartender and bar maids who was working at a rented out bar during an abuse party who had nothing to do with the abuse. |
| JoyKillR-II #1242432 3 months ago |
@#1241956 - Well I'll be honest, that's how it initially started out. But don't worry, I've stopped that now and I don't intend to do it again, EVER. |
| JoyKillR-II #1242799 3 months ago |
@#1241961 - Also, if a bar was rented out for a party, Darla wouldn't kill any innocents. She'd take note of the abusers there then hunt them down when they're alone. |