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| Robomorons #1238465 3 months ago |
And then a skeleton popped out.
THE END |
| Anonymous #1238470 3 months ago |
Nope.
Now smash her head to the ground. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1238473 3 months ago |
Fucking chaos. |
| Anonymous #1238486 3 months ago |
And then...
...she died... ...for some reason that I can't think of. |
| Anonymous #1238490 3 months ago |
>You wake up with a start
>Fucking Counterstrike got SO boring after a while... >You notice that the place is silent >TOO silent >Oh fuck no, it wasn't a dream! >You turn around, aghast >The fluffies are hushing each other, to avoid waking you up >They haven't noticed that you are awake >You feel SO relieved >You just have to pick up one of the fluffies and hug her >The fluffies resume playing >Your paycheck is safe >All is good. |
| JP #1238499 3 months ago |
"Yes, I love you fluffy. I've always loved you."
Fluffy hugs you. You hug fluffy. The orphanage refills in a few days. They all love you. You start to love your job. You stop playing Counter-Strike, because it's a stupid game. The End. |
| mindcannon #1238531 3 months ago |
SHE BURSTS INTO TREATS |
| Anonymous #1238538 3 months ago |
^ YOU'RE A STUPID GAME... |
| Anonymous #1238539 3 months ago |
^^ lol meant JP |
| Anonymous #1238886 3 months ago |
>"yes fluffy i love you."
>Then you snap her neck knowing the fact that letting any fluffy live with this traumatic experience is horrible torture on their little minds >The next day you don't get in any real trouble due to fluffy ponies being a dime a dozen >In fact they got almost twice as many fluffies next to nothing >You stop playing Counter Strike anyway to avoid this ever happening again |
| Anonymous #1238947 3 months ago |
"I... I..."
>Fluffy glances at you suspiciously "WUV FWUFFY?!" >The deranged scream startles you so much you drop her >You've never seen a fluffy this angry, or even angry at all >She positively roars "FWUFFY WUV MISTA!! WUV FWUFFY?!!" >She tries kicking your shin in her rage, feels like a hard poke >She has a demented look in her eyes >You look down on her in shock, then quickly scamper to the spaggethi pipe and press the "extra food" button next to it "Yeah, yeah I love you, sure, have some chow!" >"Sketties!" she exclaims in mild joy and scuttles over to the pile of pasta that's way too big for her >As you turn to play your game again, you don't notice the glare you get from the pink fluffy >As you later explain the situation to your boss, he just sighs and subtracts the price for the miniature ponies from your check >You lose about a quater of your month's pay, which wasn't even that much to begin with >The adoption center is repopulated >The pink fluffy keeps staring at you askantly, though |
| ScrapLan #1238989 3 months ago |
>"No fluffy pony. You are the demons"
>And then fluffy pony was a zombie |
| Anonymous #1239086 3 months ago |
>"Yes"
>fluffy pony drowns >"HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?" |
| Anonymous #1239096 3 months ago |
>"Yes"
>fluffy pony stares at you >"You lie" >fluffy pony rips out it's own spinal cord and starts eating it > "...How the hell are you doing that?" >fluffy pony shrugs >fluffy ponies are weird |
| KirbyfanNeox #1239640 3 months ago |
>you tear up
>put a gun to your head >pull the trigger >bullet phases through your head >you were a ghost the whole time Written by M. Night Shyamalan |
| Dramatic_spoon #1241249 3 months ago |
>"....I"
>Fluffy pony explodes. >"...they don't pay me enough for this shit. |
| deathproofpony #1243395 3 months ago |
>and then they fucked. |
| Anonymous #1491689 6 days ago |
>"LOL, NOPE!"
>You drop the ugly inbred back into the cage, and, with its weak skeleton, breaks its backside >Crawls around crying, and sobbing out the words "Fwuffy wowthwess......." before finally dying >Best day ever! |