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Anonymous
#1229619
3 months ago
Hey guys. If you have a moment, please click the source link and send in an answer or two for my tumblr.
misnamed
#1229625
3 months ago
Ominous Pipe Organ is my favorite genre too
JP
#1229638
3 months ago
Do Lunatrons dream of electric Scootaloos?

That would be the title of awesome FiM/Blade Runner crossover.
Anonymous
#1229649
3 months ago
My answer is blue.
AppleDash
#1229674
3 months ago
2.
CallMeAl
#1229676
3 months ago
Stand back everyone! I'm going to pony!
CallMeAl
#1229685
3 months ago
...I got nuthin'.
Anonymous
#1229703
3 months ago
Impious
#1229709
3 months ago
1. Oh, they were just playing. Luna paid for Pip's new cybernetic spine.

2. Cold fusion.

3. You think that's her fetish? Oh, lordy. You've seen nothing.

4. Nope.

5. You're going to have to come with us, sir.

6. Shit, I don't know.

7. Car surfing.

8. She's a very, very large ham.

9. Luna's gay. WHAT A TWEEST- Wait, aren't all ponies gay anyways, according to this fandom?

10. She did until she saw Las Pegasus. Her orgasm shook the earth.
Sjogre
#1262552
3 months ago
1. She considers the act of resurrecting him, as imperfect as it might have been, to have been enough of an apology. Pipsqueak has pledged his unnatural loyalty to her in return.

2. The names and exact combination of ancient spirits and demons Princess Luna bargains with to style her mane will remain a state secret until such time as Luna finds a way to kill them and keep their mane styling abilities for herself.

3. While the princess does indeed enjoy the pain and suffering of the common pony, she prefers to induce it in a more personal fashion than tax law.

4. Explaining the differences between how princesses and normal ponies poop would require far more room than this format allows.

5. She did not invent them, but she did popularize them.

6. Lunatrons dream of crushing, killing, and destroying the flesh-and-blood Celestia. Uh... Hugging Celestia, I totally meant to say that they dream of hurtingHUGGING Princess Celestia.

7. She has had a Multiple Crotch Rocket Launch system installed.

8. Luna's favorite musical genre is Scandinavian Death Metal. The pipe organ just happens to be her favorite instrument to play. She considers most of the pieces she plays to be quite comforting and even cheery, and would like to know why everypony gets so on edge while she's playing.

9. She's never looked for a long-, or even medium-term partner of any gender or species. While she did recently spend a week in her private chambers making sounds that could be mistaken for crying, she was spending that time experimenting with a selection of sex toys from throughout the ages that were recommended by Princess Celestia.

10. After spending six months touring the hottest nightclubs of Canterlot, Manehattan, and Las Pegasus, no. Touring a number of observatories also brightened her mood, especially when they started sharing hangover cures with her.