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| Impious #1228020 3 months ago |
Fuck you Bioware, my Shepherd retired to the beaches of Virmire with all of his space buddies after fucking up the Reapers the good ol'-fashioned way. He is busy getting that Asari and Quarian poon. Like a boss. |
| Anonymous #1228032 3 months ago |
^
Even THAT was a better ending than what Bioware gave us. PAX is gonna be interesting, that's for damn sure |
| d715 #1228033 3 months ago |
Shy really wanted to make some blue babies |
| Psychopomf #1228042 3 months ago |
@Impious
My Shepard went on to foster relations with Rachni and Hanar in the most gratituously lewd ways possible. My Shepard was kind of a freak. Though I guess that's why I made him look like Zapp Brannigan. |
| Impious #1228050 3 months ago |
That's perfect, Pomf. |
| Anonymous #1228325 3 months ago |
My Shepard and crew are all sitting on beach chairs on the beach on earth, watching as reaper husks sink into the ocean |
| Anonymous #1228331 3 months ago |
my shepard...went to get tacos. |
| I_Like_Your_Mane #1228428 3 months ago |
I surprisingly had no problem at all with the endings. Because we knew MONTHS ago there was going to be DLCs + they will obviously do sequels. |
| Anonymous #1228790 3 months ago |
My Shepard fucked Harbinger with his MASSIVE SPACE BEAR COCK.
Then everyone bought Jetskis. |
| Impious #1228843 3 months ago |
^ "I defeated Harbinger with my bare hands... OR SHOULD I SAY, BEAR HANDS." |
| ChickNeighney #1230920 3 months ago |
I didn't think the endings were as bad as everyone made them out to be, but I still thought they were pretty bad. That said, there's been very few endings that I didn't think were bad. Especially the games I like. They always have bad endings.
But if the Indoctrination Theory is true, I actually think that's pretty awesome. As they are, the endings are just bad. |
| zammullins #1232292 3 months ago |
It's been a month. Can't we just give this a rest already? |
| Anonymous #1232959 3 months ago |
^ never...until something more controversial comes along (like the ending to MLP FiM) |
| liquidXTC #1233274 3 months ago |
You all know BW has announced a free DLC dealing with the endings? Not that I think it will make it better, but just so you know.
Also, my Shepard tried to romance Morinth and got the better ending. |
| JDeko #1234906 3 months ago |
My Shepard exploded to control the Reapers, making them combine together like Buster Machine 07 creating TENGEN TOPPA COMMANDER SHEPARD who can hold the fucking Earth in his hand. |
| d715 #1256302 3 months ago |
my Shepard ended things the same way as John Freeman |