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Impious
#1227497
3 months ago
>Kid walks in on you fingering yourself

>Glare at him and triple finish
ProfessorOfHoers
#1227501
3 months ago
Better to be batin' than hating.
RandomFanguy
#1227510
3 months ago
All the sexy pics of her are starting to make me doubt her skills as an adventurer.
Impious
#1227516
3 months ago
Nah, she's like Samus Aran. Except less whiny and she doesn't need to wear armor to kick ass, or anything at all for that matter.

Which kind of makes sense, since Samus is Indiana Jones with tits in space.
Psychopomf
#1227558
3 months ago
Hey hey. Samus wasn't whiny until that... Other M
Yeoseo
#1227575
3 months ago
^
THE BABY-AN
PIXEL HUNT-AN
ADAM, CAN I USE MY MISSILES-AN
But yeah. Other M soiled the series.
What makes it worse is that Yoshio Sakamoto, the man behind Super Metroid, is mainly to blame...
Psychopomf
#1227579
3 months ago
PERFECT MILITARY MIND
Impious
#1227609
3 months ago
Our opinions are identical, Yeoseo. Goddamn it... We probably won't get another Metroid for years.

At least Kid Icarus is back, and primed for its rightful place in the spotlight. Uprising is more fun than it has any right to be. Metroid's little brother finally gets to shine, and shine it does.
Yorec
#1227620
3 months ago
I've heard so many bad things about Other M. And the thing that bugs me the most is the scene where she goes catatonic at seeing Ridley again.

Apparently her PTSD with Ridley is from this obscure Metroid manga that was never translated oversees. The manga was canon though. Go figure.
Impious
#1227648
3 months ago
That's what gets me. Sakamoto seriously thought people would get that? As if everyone read a shitty little manga from fifteen years ago?

Had he included an actual K2-L flashback and actually hired a decent writer instead of making the game his own little fanfiction, maybe the story wouldn't have been so face-fuckingly horrible. Because in all seriousness, the gameplay was pretty fun.

Except that you were forced to sit through all of those painfully bad cutscenes. Ugh.
441
#1227798
3 months ago
Also, Wasn't her traumatic encounter with Ridley happen BEFORE the very first game?
Y'now, before she blew him up so often it's in her grocery list?
"Buy eggs"
"Pay Bills"
"Kill giant space dragon"
I_Like_Your_Mane
#1228499
3 months ago
>All the sexy pics of her are starting to make me doubt her skills as an adventurer.

Disagreed. If she can get away with all this sex mid-adventure, she's a greater adventurer than any.
JDeko
#1258011
3 months ago
i usually hate these images but that line killed me
Anonymous
#1258408
3 months ago
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undressing
#1344171
2 months ago
Priorities, she has them.
Anonymous
#1471886
2 weeks ago
I played other m for the gameplay, i thought it was alright.
Butni can see how your complaints are well founded