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Yorec
#1224569
3 months ago
The thickest syrup in all of Equestria!!
Molestia
#1224576
3 months ago
JACKIE YOU CRAZY FUCKER

I ♥ you XD
Yorec
#1224581
3 months ago
Ok Molestia now pour it all over Jackarunda and get him nice and sticky.

o3o
Molestia
#1224586
3 months ago
*does just that*
MaroonBunyip
#1224587
3 months ago
MaroonBunyip
#1224588
3 months ago
wow... that was a LOT of lag...
Yorec
#1224590
3 months ago
Excellent



Have fun.
Jackarunda
#1224591
3 months ago
gosh DAMNIT YOREC
Yorec
#1224594
3 months ago
@Jackarunda

U Mad?!

Saint_Braeburn
#1224595
3 months ago
EVERYONE HIDE!



They will never find me in here.
YouCloppinToFoalsBro
#1224598
3 months ago
MaroonBunyip
#1224602
3 months ago
ok
everybody
you heard cloppin
we need to stop now
I don't care how harmless and fun this is
stop
now
god forbid we have a bit of harmless fun on the net
YouCloppinToFoalsBro
#1224609
3 months ago
No please, keep going. Ponibooru exists as a private playground for the same dozen users. We're all just lucky to watch your serial thread happen.
Yorec
#1224610
3 months ago
Ok everybody you heard Maroon, pack it up!! We gotta get out of here before we offend somebody.
MaroonBunyip
#1224613
3 months ago
no no no cloppin
you are right
fun that everybody can join in with IS circlejerking
I mean all you had to do was join in and if you didn't then move on to something you wanted to be involved with
but you are clearly in the right here
we'll stop just to make you happy
don't worry, on the net, we keep it fair as you can see.
Molestia
#1224614
3 months ago
*grabs Jackie and starts off towards his home*
Jackarunda
#1224617
3 months ago
WHAT FUCK NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Deceptive_Trixter
#1224618
3 months ago
The sulfur mustards, or sulphur mustards,[2] commonly known as mustard gas, are a class of related cytotoxic and vesicant chemical warfare agents with the ability to form large blisters on the exposed skin and in the lungs. Pure sulfur mustards are colorless, viscous liquids at room temperature. When used in impure form, such as warfare agents, they are usually yellow-brown in color and have an odor resembling mustard plants, garlic or horseradish, hence the name. Mustard gas was originally assigned the name LOST, after the scientists Wilhelm Lommell and Wilhelm Steinkopf, who developed a method for the large-scale production of mustard gas for the Imperial German Army in 1916.[3]
Mustard agents are regulated under the 1993 Chemical Weapons Convention (CWC). Three classes of chemicals are monitored under this Convention, with sulfur and nitrogen mustard grouped in Schedule 1, as substances with no use other than in chemical warfare. Mustard agents could be deployed on the battlefield by means of artillery shells, aerial bombs, rockets, or by spraying from warplanes.
Yorec
#1224620
3 months ago
Sorry Molestia we've called it off.
Saint_Braeburn
#1224625
3 months ago
TheLoneLampman
#1224628
3 months ago
@ Cloppin
panzerfan
#1224637
3 months ago
srs guys, is nothing sacred anymore?
Yorec
#1224638
3 months ago
Ok everyone if you wan't we can do something more kid friendly. How about Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham?



*clears throat*

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Yorec
#1224648
3 months ago
Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
Anonymous
#1224649
3 months ago
Would you eat them in a sock?
Would you eat molestia's cock?

I will not eat green eggs and ham
But I'd do the princess, Sam-I-am.
Yorec
#1224652
3 months ago
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them
here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Yorec
#1224655
3 months ago
Would you? Could you? In a car?
Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
Yorec
#1224658
3 months ago
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
MaroonBunyip
#1224659
3 months ago
from memory
sam i am got that taller bloke to eat off food and like it
I still laugh thinking about it
Saint_Braeburn
#1224664
3 months ago
@Yorec

It's so moving

Yorec
#1224665
3 months ago
Yeah pretty much Maroon.
Draconequus
#1224669
3 months ago

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SITE

Yorec
#1224677
3 months ago
Ok back to the story.

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I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you,
in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
Yorec
#1224678
3 months ago
You do not like
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not, could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not,
on a boat.
I will not, will not,
with a goat.
Yorec
#1224680
3 months ago
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Yorec
#1224683
3 months ago
You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them!And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

Say! I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
Yorec
#1224685
3 months ago
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you, Sam-I-am!

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And that was Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham
Saint_Braeburn
#1224692
3 months ago
@Yorec

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Saint_Braeburn
#1224694
3 months ago
@Yorec

MaroonBunyip
#1224698
3 months ago
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LEMYd.gif[/img[

encore!
encore!
MaroonBunyip
#1224700
3 months ago
mother fucker


Anonymous
#1224706
3 months ago
-Children applause-
Yorec
#1224709
3 months ago
Ok, ok.

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One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish,
Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish.
This one has a littlecar.
This one has a little star.
Say! What a lot of fish there are.
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old and some are new.
Some are sad, and some are glad,
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know, go ask your dad.
Some are thin, and some are fat.
The fat one has a yellow hat.
Yorec
#1224710
3 months ago
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From there to here,
From here to there,
Funny things are everywhere.
Here are some who like to run.
They run for fun in the hot, hot sun.
Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! oh my!
What a lot of funny things go by.
Some have two feet and some have four.
Some have six feet and some have more.
Where do they come from? I can't say.
But I bet they have come a long, long way.
we see them come, we see them go.
Some are fast. Some are slow.
Some are high. Some are low.
Not one of them is like another.
Don't ask us why, go ask your mother.
Yorec
#1224712
3 months ago
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Say! Look at his fingers!
One, two, three...
How many fingers do I see?
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
He has eleven!
Eleven! This is something new.
I wish I had eleven too!

Bump! Bump! Bump!
Did you ever ride a Wump?
We have a Wump with just one hump.
But we know a man called Mr. Gump.
Mr. gump has a seven hump Wump. So...
If you like to go Bump! Bump!
Just jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump
Yorec
#1224714
3 months ago
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Who am I? My name is Ned
I do not like my little bed.
This is no good. This is not right.
My feet stick out of bed all night.
And when I pull them in, Oh, Dear!
My head sticks out of bed up here!

We like our bike. It is made for three.
Our Mike sits up in back, you see.
We like our Mike, and this is why:
Mike does all the work when the hills get high.

Hello there, Ned. How do you do?
Tell me, tell me what is new?
How are things in your little bed?
What is new? Please tell me Ned.
I do not like this bed at all.
a lot of things have come to call.
A cow, a dog, a cat, a mouse.
Oh! What a bed! Oh! What a house!
Yorec
#1224717
3 months ago
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Oh dear, oh dear! I cannot hear.
Will you please come over near?
Will you please look in my ear?
There must be something there, I fear.
Say look! A bird was in your ear.
But he is out. So have no fear.
Again your ear can hear, my dear.

My hat is old, my teeth are gold.
I have a bird I like to hold.
My shoe is off, my foot is cold.
My shoe is off, my foot is cold.
I have a bird I like to hold.
My hat is old, my teeth are gold.
And now my story is all told.

We took a look. We saw a Nook.
On his head he had a hook.
On his hook he had a book.
On his book was "How to Cook"
We saw him sit and try to cook
But a Nook can't read, so a Nook can't Cook.
SO...
What good to a Nook is a hook cook book?
Yorec
#1224720
3 months ago
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the moon was out and we saw some sheep.
We saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep.
by the light of the moon, by the light of a star;
They walked all night from near to far.
I would never walk. I would take a car.

I do not like this one so well.
all he does is yell, yell, yell.
I will not have this one about.
When he comes in I put him out.
This one is quiet as a mouse.
I like to have him in the house.

At our house we open cans.
We have to open many cans.
and that is why we have a Zans.
A Zans for cans is very good.
Have you a Zans for cans? You should.
Yorec
#1224721
3 months ago
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I like to box. How I like to box.
So every day I box a Gox.
In yellow socks I box my Gox.
I box in yellow Gox box socks.

It is fun to sing if you sing with a Ying.
My Ying can sing like anything.
I sing high and my Ying sings low.
And we are not too bad, you know.

this one, I think, is called a Yink.
he likes to wink, he likes to drink.
He likes to drink, and drink, and drink.
the thing he likes to drink is ink.
The ink he likes to drink is pink.
He likes to wink and drink pink ink.
SO...
If you have a lot of ink,
you should get a Yink, I think.
Yorec
#1224722
3 months ago
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Hop, hop, hop! I am a Yop
All I like to do is hop,
From finger top to finger top.
I hop from left to right and then...
Hop, hop! I hop right back again.
I like to hop all day and night.
From right to left and left to right.
Why do I like to hop, hop, hop?
I do not know. Go ask your Pop.

Brush, brush, brush, brush
Comb, comb, comb, comb
Blue hair is fun to brush and comb.
All girls who like to brush and comb,
Should have a pet like this at home.

Who is this pet? Say! He is wet.
You never yet met a pet, I bet,
As wet as they let this wet pet get.
Yorec
#1224724
3 months ago
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Did you ever fly a kite in bed?
did you ever walk with ten cats on your head?
Did you ever milk this kind of cow?
Well, we can do it. We know how.
If you never did, you should.
These things are fun, and fun is good.

Hello, hello. Are you there?
Hello! I called you up to say hello.
I said Hello.
Can you hear me, Joe?
Oh no, I cannot hear your call.
I cannot hear your call at all.
This is not good, and I know why.
A mouse has cut the wire, goodbye!

From near to far, from here to there,
Funny things are everywhere.
These yellow pets are called the Zeds.
They have one hair upon their heads.
Their hair grows fast. So fast they say,
They need a haircut every day.
Yorec
#1224728
3 months ago
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Who am I? My name is Ish
On my hand I have a dish.
I have this dish to help me wish.
When I wish to make a wish
I wave my hand with a big swish swish.
Then I say, "I wish for fish!"
And I get fish right on my dish.
So...
If you wish to make a wish,
you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish.

At our house we play out back.
We play a game called ring the Gack.
Would you like to play this game?
Come down! We have the only Gack in town.

Look what we found in the park in the dark.
We will take him home, we will call him Clark.
He will live at our house, he will grow and grow.
Will our mother like this? We don't know.

And now, Good night.
It is time to sleep
So we will sleep with our pet Zeep.
Today is gone. Today was fun.
Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there.
funny things are everywhere.

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And that was One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.
Deceptive_Trixter
#1224731
3 months ago
@Yorec *sniff* You are an inspiration.
MaroonBunyip
#1224735
3 months ago
for that gift, I give you this
TheLoneLampman
#1224743
3 months ago
I couldn't find a good clapping .gif, so here's a .jpg instead:
Yorec
#1224749
3 months ago
@Maroon

Thanks, that was pretty funny.
Yorec
#1224756
3 months ago
Oh lol I just noticed the tags.