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| Saint_Braeburn #1222990 3 months ago |
>Soils pen 3 times in week.
>My dog does that in two days. |
| Gittonsxv #1222991 3 months ago |
what do you want from us? sigh, i would try to train her better etc etc i can not be assed explaining, in b4 anons murdering her for a natural thing... |
| Saint_Braeburn #1223005 3 months ago |
I would probably rush into her pen covered with potty rags. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1223013 3 months ago |
I would have killed the thing on one of the first two times.
I am bad with rage and fluffies are acceptable targets. |
| Gundlach #1223015 3 months ago |
1-console her
2-buy diapers, toilet training manuals, and carpet cleaner 3-toilet train Sparkles |
| Saint_Braeburn #1223016 3 months ago |
@Gittonsxv
Ever notice how 9/10 of the murder stories come from Anons. Its a conspiracy. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1223023 3 months ago |
What do is my thing you thief. |
| Anonymous #1223028 3 months ago |
>Get the sowwy stick. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1223029 3 months ago |
Now that I read my answer (which is still true)
I realize that afterwards I would hate myself, sink into a deep depression, and try to find a way to atone. |
| Anonymous #1223039 3 months ago |
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| Spindizzy #1223062 3 months ago |
In this situation, it's pretty clear that Sparkles is really young and can't necessarily control herself. I would go about "accident-proofing" my apartment, and finding books on both human potty-training and animal housebreaking. She's smart enough to learn.
However. I get the real impression that the longer we continue to show Sparkles kindness and give tolerant, reasonable answers, the worse and worse this Anon will make her "accidents." |
| FeralSocks018 #1223066 3 months ago |
Shit, I'm sorry guys. I should have clarified.
Sparkles is not in her pen. She is in your living room. |
| FeralSocks018 #1223071 3 months ago |
Also, I've got a name, Spindizzy. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1223081 3 months ago |
Seemed clear to me, Feral |
| Anonymous #1223083 3 months ago |
@Spindizzy
Fluffy ponies don't appear to be truly sapient creatures despite their inborn traits of speech. All I can see that suggests intelligence in them seems more instinctual knowledge then anything else. You would probably have better luck training a pet rat. |
| Spindizzy #1223095 3 months ago |
FeralSocks, I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to slight you there. I must have overlooked your name. My sincere apologies! |
| Anonymous #1223109 3 months ago |
Anonymous #1223028 and #1223039 have already given the best possible answer.
Although I would still just amputate Sparkles and give her an electric shock to reset her memories. |
| FeralSocks018 #1223127 3 months ago |
@Spindizzy
We cool, bro. |
| Anonymous #1223200 3 months ago |
No problem, its not my house. By the way Feralsocks, your out of mayo. |
| Anonymous #1223213 3 months ago |
Dogs shit on the carpet WAY more times that. At least this can talk. Just be a responsible person and clean it up and show her were it's okay for her to do that, or get a litter box, or get a dogie door. |
| Anonymous #1223216 3 months ago |
Anonymous
#1223083 But rat's can be trained. I don't see the problem here. |
| Anonymous #1223332 3 months ago |
@#1223216
Yes, but I also said you would have better luck with them. A fluffy actually seems less intelligent then a rat, and thus much harder to teach despite the fact that it instinctively understands your language. |
| Anonymous #1223405 3 months ago |
Probably shove its nose in it immediately, the same way people do for dogs.
People talk about dogs doing it all the time too, well punish it like a dog them, rub nose in it. |
| Lancer #1223509 3 months ago |
I would read this and understand that anyone who would want to own a non-house-broken, fan-created "fluffy pony" probably has several diaper-related fetishes and would probably rather enjoy talking about, or even being involved in, such "accidents." |
| Anonymous #1223603 3 months ago |
First off, I would not keep her in a room with carpet. Second, I'd give her a laxative and hold her the litter box so she'll remember that it is the place for pooping. |
| Anonymous #1223630 3 months ago |
@#1223405
That would overly upset it, and only worsen the problem and lead to you having to wash its snout. Drowning is likely in such a scenario. You have to find a punishment which it finds displeasing, but not too upsetting. Something it cannot take as a game. I suggest you take its toys and tell it that bad ponies who poop in the wrong place don't get to play with their toys. |
| Anonymous #1223679 3 months ago |
What do? Completely irrelevant, I already tossed the little fucker into a wood chipper for breaking my laptop. |
| Anonymous #1223873 3 months ago |
@#1223630
Good point. So maybe only feed fluffy pony the fluffy pony kibble because bad fluffy ponies don't get skettie? |
| Anonymous #1224033 3 months ago |
Chastise her and clean it up.
This is the rational thing to do when an animal pisses on your carpet, anyone who suggests death or serious physical harm is a goddamn psychopath |
| Anonymous #1224040 3 months ago |
Spank her then send her to the safety room with not play time or sketties for dinner |
| Anonymous #1224137 3 months ago |
Sorry stick, they just don't learn from positive reactions. |
| 441 #1224838 3 months ago |
Deliver her back to wherever shelter I got her.
I'm not fit to handle even myself, leave alone another living being. |