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Blissful_Dreams #1222517 3 months ago

Sigh, and go buy a new laptop. She was doing something out of love, which is important. Also, by not punishing her, you teach her trust. In the next problematic situation, she knows not to be scared. She'll approach you despite the problem and things can be fixed.

Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1222525 3 months ago

>Get arms out of safe.

Saint_Braeburn #1222527 3 months ago

I remember doing something like this to my father's Laptop when I was a kid. I would probably just send it to its pen for 20 minutes. Also you misspelled, "unicorn" in the second sentence.

ScrapLan #1222534 3 months ago

I accidentally fluffy pony. WHAT DO?

Anonymous #1222538 3 months ago

Given that Sparkles is a fluffy pony, I cut to the chase and put her outside. She'll probably die within minutes, and serves me right for getting attached to a fluffy pony. Maybe next time I'll pay more attention to inexplicably high mortality rates when adopting a pet.

PhilSrobeighn #1222544 3 months ago

Somewhat similar to Blissful, though I'd try to teach it honesty in its mistakes instead of covering them up.

Gittonsxv #1222545 3 months ago

i agree with Dreams, that!

Anonymous #1222561 3 months ago

Use the sorry-stick.

Psychopomf #1222562 3 months ago

Wonder if I can trade her for a fullbreed Pony I mean I might as well get the heartbreak over before things turn out bad. Fullbreed ponies typically do much better provided they aren't futa or Rainbow maned

Anonymous #1222602 3 months ago

Forgive teh fluffy. Her heart, and fluff, was in the right place.

FireBrand #1222607 3 months ago

I'd give her ONE hug after work instead of two

Saint_Braeburn #1222608 3 months ago

@Psycho MY MOTHER WAS RAINBOW MANED!

Spindizzy #1222649 3 months ago

Though she broke my laptop, Sparkles did it in trying to imitate what she's seen me do to make a gift she'd thought I'd like. I might be upset at having to purchase a new laptop, but I couldn't be that angry with her. You have to show her that she should have asked for help, showing her how the computer works and how to properly handle (hoofle?) it, and let her know that it's always better to tell someone the truth, and not hide your mistakes. Seeing as this seems to be the first time Sparkles has had this sort of accident, I think that a long talk aboutwould be punishment enough.

Anonymous #1222657 3 months ago

Amputate Sparkles, and then reset her memories to convince her she never had 'leggies' in the first place. Then put her in a salad bowl.

Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1222672 3 months ago

Be a mature father and lay down the law. I learned a lot from raising a young cockney rabbit girl and working full-time as a groundskeeper at a supernatural summer camp, so I know a thing or two about parenting. She has to spend an hour in the "sorry carrier" and think about what she's done Then I'd get a new laptop.

Anonymous #1222747 3 months ago

Toss it in a wood chipper and think to myself, "What the fuck was I thinking actually BUYING one of those little shits?"

Anonymous #1222764 3 months ago

^ I think a laptop would jam up a wood chipper pretty badly even if it were broken.

Anonymous #1222775 3 months ago

Send Sparkles to the fluffy pony island, where the native fluffy ponies worship an evil god of death who demands fluffy pony sacrifices.

Anonymous #1222816 3 months ago

@#1222764 And I can see something flying right past your head. On the other hand, I did word that rather ambigously so I'll write it out again. Toss the fluffy pony into a wood chipper and think to myself, "What the fuck was I thinking actually BUYING one of those little shits?"

Saint_Braeburn #1222843 3 months ago

This was fun. We should do more of these.

THEPURPLERETARD2012 #1222941 3 months ago

beat the fuck out of her.

Anonymous #1222994 3 months ago

Buy a real computer. Laptops suck. Especially if being touched by a fluffy pony and pushed into /dust/ is enough to break it irreparably. I mean god was it a Compaq or something? Jesus.

Anonymous #1223002 3 months ago

Tell her you're very upset because now, you don't have a lap-top. Smack on the nose with a wooden spoon. In future, buy dozens of wooden spoons and place them on everything you don't want fluffy pony to touch.

Anonymous #1223409 3 months ago

As "punishment": 1) Sparkles and daddy have a fluffy pony level appropriate discussion about computers 2) If Sparkles is still interested and is willing to attend "Fluffy Pony Happy Fun-Fun Friend Hugging Spaghetti Buffet and Computer Fun Center", aka Fluffy Pony computer training, then get her a fluffy pony safe laptop of her own. 3) Make sure Sparkles does her homework. Even if she complains that " 'oomwook no fun! Hate 'oomwook! Wan play!". And calls you "meen daddy", says that "ooo a munstah" and "wan noo dada". 4) When Sparkles graduates and is honored as "Best Fluffy Pony Artist" inform her that "punishment" is lifted. As graduation present, give Sparkles gene-therapy to strengthen her fragile body and improve her coordination. Her intelligence has already improved due to the link between art and intelligence (http://www.dana.org/news/artseducationinthenews/detail.aspx?id=21838), and she is now a "smart fluffy pony", which equates to an average intelligence pony...which means she knows enough to kill all pony hating Anons before they become a problem.

Anonymous #1223542 3 months ago

#1223409 >implying that owner has the patience to watch over fluffy pony 24 hours per day so that the fluffy pony will make its homework and manage to graduate in the first place Such a person would be the terminator, because only robots don't need to sleep.

Anonymous #1223604 3 months ago

Buy a desktop, shave pony's mane and tail.

Anonymous #1223866 3 months ago

Ponies call everything they don't like a "munstah" now days

Anonymous #1223867 3 months ago

Fluffy ponies call everything they don't like a "munstah" now days

Anonymous #1224131 3 months ago

Amputate her then erase her memory. An eye for an eye.

Anonymous #1224148 3 months ago

Why is Sparkles doing all this bad stuff?

Anonymous #1281401 2 months ago

show her some compassion due to the fact she was doing something out of love. tell her she was bad and she has to go to her room. no sketties for a week and she must come to you when problems occur

Anonymous #1419030 1 month ago

I'd punish, not for breaking the laptop, cause let's face it, if you're using a laptop in your own home you're just being retarded and so you deserved to get punished for your stupidity. I'd punish her for trying to hide it and lying by promising spaghetti to her for the next week everyday, but not give her anything, resume normal life after the week is up.