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Anonymous
#1222491
3 months ago
Sometimes I wish a creature that took the place of a fluffy pony (sentient but pretty dumb and not to mention everywhere) existed so you could actually do things like this, except without the extreme deaths and gore and all that
Saint_Braeburn
#1222507
3 months ago
^

And this is why I cry for humanity.
Anonymous
#1222564
3 months ago
This story reminds me of the Old Testament.
Ginger_Fig
#1222578
3 months ago
Once humanity invents some kind of Star Trek holodeck anon can live out all of his fantasies.

Until then, we can only dream.
PhilSrobeighn
#1222584
3 months ago
Fluffy religion.

I lol'ed.
Anonymous
#1222626
3 months ago
^>You and the co-workers get on the island
>There isn't a single fluffy pony in sight
>You decide to split up and look for them
>Nope, no fluffy ponies
>One of your friends screams
>He's been bitten by a snake
>Nope, not a snake... hundreds, maybe thousands of them. Rattlesnakes, to be precise.
>They look fucking pissed off.
>You scramble to the shore, as more of your friends drop like flies
>No boat
>Just a small card held in place by a rock.
>It says "I had the fluffy ponies moved to a place with a better climate. Still, since I didn't want you to feel lonely, I left some new playmates for you gentlemen.
By the way, I took your boat, so nobody will disturb your amusement. Have fun.
Your friend, I.S."
>You see an old man in a bowler hat far away in your boat, singing a jolly sailor song.
>He waves happily at you, then sails away.
Anonymous
#1222648
3 months ago
Fluffy pony abuser is Dagon in human form.
Anonymous
#1222703
3 months ago
@#1222626

Is it wrong if I find this more disturbing then the Fluffy abuse?
Anonymous
#1222797
3 months ago
@1222703
Ah, don't worry, they're not really rattlers (although they're still a crapton of angry snakes, which means that bites will abound - and unlike fluffy bites, snake bites DO hurt).
Of course, they WILL have to improvise some sort of boat or just stick around until someone shows up to rescue them... the old man will send the boat back, sooner or later. Eventually. Let's say in a couple of months. At least.
Anonymous
#1222811
3 months ago
@#1222703

No. The fluffy abuse is against fictional, nonexistant creatures.

However, the fluffy abuse revenge fantasies are against real people. They may be anonymous, fictionalized people, but they are still directed against actual people.
Anonymous
#1222898
3 months ago
DESERVING anonymous, fictionalized, actual people, mind you.
Anonymous
#1222900
3 months ago
Just like fictionalized actual human antagonists in fiction.
Anonymous
#1222908
3 months ago
@1222626 quit being a faggot and adding your own gay endings.
Anonymous
#1222945
3 months ago
@1222908 - Kinda like asking the OP "Quit bein an a-hole and posting these damn abuse stories in the first place," dontcha think?
Appleloosa
#1222963
3 months ago
The green text is the word of the Lord.

Do not follow false words of false prophets.

Amen.
Anonymous
#1223115
3 months ago
The cruel fluffy pony abuser is the one and only god that all fluffy ponies deserve.
Anonymous
#1223389
3 months ago
I like the part with the foalacide
CodenameOne
#1223708
3 months ago
I'm with the first anon. I absolutely LOVE all animals but the Fluffies' mere existence hits thousands of nerves at once.

I would love for some kind of sentient creature like the Fluffies to exist, and have absolutely NO laws protecting them.

Especially if the sentient creatures were actual Fluffy Ponies.
Anonymous
#1224070
3 months ago
So the smartest plan the smart friend could come up with is to simply zerg the guy... and it still failed because all the fluffy ponies were so pathetically weak?

LOL
Dramatic_spoon
#1224219
3 months ago
I am disappointed he didn't shout "I AM YOUR GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS".
Anonymous
#1224252
3 months ago
So I have a question. Wild fluffies, how do they work?

It is known that during mating season male fluffies will unwantingly hump any female fluffy it sees.

This is shown in domestic settings where a male uncontrollably impregnates a female. But what about the wild?

During mating season do many males jump on one female at once? How does she not die from all the fluff?
LordBristle
#1224774
3 months ago
TL;DR
Anonymous
#1230150
3 months ago
There needs to be a version where the abuser says "I AM YOUR GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS" like Dramatic_spoon said.