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scorch_3do
#1219554
3 months ago
I'm too lazy to read this. Can someone tell me if it's about the fluffy pony dying?
PhilSrobeighn
#1219602
3 months ago
Yes, it is, Scorch.

Also, the Dinosaur. Everybody walking the motherfucking Dinosaur.
Anonymous
#1219614
3 months ago
>Boom boom acka lacko boom boom

lol'ed hard
Anonymous
#1219665
3 months ago
Incorrect: it is not about a fluffy pony dying.

It's about a whole shitload of fluffy ponies dying.
Anonymous
#1219672
3 months ago
> You laugh to yourself as you look at the smashed fluffy pony corpse for a full five minutes.
> You then dress back into your normal clothes and begin to drive home.
> Later, you're already back and have just begun to shut the garage door.
> When it closes, you turn around ready to enter your home.
> To your surprise, you see a an attractive-looking woman pointing a gun with an extended magazine clip and a silencer at you.
> "Welcome home, honey," she says. "I've got a surprise for you in the cellar. You wanna go see?"
> She points the gun at your throat, forcing you to go to the said place.
> Once you're there, she shuts the door behind you, grabs a box full of nails, and empties the contents of the ground.
> "Take off your shoes," she orders, to which you oblige, before she pushes you on all fours onto the nails.
> The nails are already beginning to pierce your hands and feet.
> "Now DANCE!"
> She fires a shot at your pinkie, almost shooting it off.
> "I SAID DANCE!"
> She fires again, removing it completely.
> You begin to dance on all fours the best as you can, inflicting more injuries onto them.
> "FASTER! FASTER!" she demands as she fires more at your hands and feet.
> You do so, hastening the injury process, before she suddenly leaps and sits on you, pressing the gun against the back of your head.
> "KEEP MOVING!"
> After a good few minutes or so, you can't take it anymore.
> You try and keep your body above ground and the nails.
> "What's wrong? You got FOUR LEFT FEET?!" she screeches before she begins to jump on your back.
> Your limbs finally give way, making your body thump on the nail-ridden ground, which impales you several times at once.
> You feel yourself bleeding out, when suddenly feel a sharp pain across your side.
> The woman hangs something above your line of sight.
> To your horror, you find that she has clawed off a piece of your
flesh.
> "NOW EAT IT!!!"
> She forces your own meat into your mouth, then covers it when you try and spit it out.
> "WHERE ARE YOUR TABLE MANNERS! CHEW AND SWALLOW IT!"
> You do so, knowing that the gun is still pressed against your head.
> "Did you like it? THEN HAVE SOME MORE!!!"
> She continues to tear flesh from your sides and force feed you the pieces, continuing to do so the last fleeting moments of your pathetic life.
Anonymous
#1219699
3 months ago
Dance the spaghetti-dance.
Anonymous
#1219724
3 months ago
Thumbs up for fluffy murder! Oh wait this isn't Youtube, oh well thumb me up anyway!
Anonymous
#1219731
3 months ago
@672: Thank you for proving again that you fluffy pony lovers are actually worse than the abusers. It means that liking fluffy ponies is an evil thing, thus making our killings of fluffies something good and righteous. Now I don't have to feel bad about destroying them.
Anonymous
#1219738
3 months ago
Darla why are you being a psycho bitch and not SUCKING MAH DICK!
FeralSocks018
#1219740
3 months ago
Terrible morally, yet very creative. 7.5 out of 10.
FeralSocks018
#1219742
3 months ago
Also, I'd think it would take more pressure than a fluffy's body could provide to actually make sandpaper effective, no matter how rough.
sigh
#1219748
3 months ago
Anon 672 is a kill-joy with a boring Mary Sue.

At least this was creative, but I'm a bit confused about the whole "sandpaper" thing, like, how did he keep it from sliding around?.
Anonymous
#1219758
3 months ago
Sort of like Sander Cohen, but instead of the piano it's dancing
Anonymous
#1219760
3 months ago
^perhaps he glued them on the ground?
Dramatic_spoon
#1219776
3 months ago
wasn't there another one that used Sandpaper floors as well?

@Sigh

it's probably huge sheets that are glued to the floor or something.
sigh
#1219778
3 months ago
But didn't it say that this was happening outside on the grass?

Maybe I just need to go to bed...
Anonymous
#1219779
3 months ago
Love how the owner gets the fluffies to think it's got their best interests in mind.
Anonymous
#1219846
3 months ago
@#1219731 - Actually, in this case, it looks like the abuser is worse that "the lover". The abuser just killed a WHOLE ADOPTION CENTER LOAD, turned them against each other, and utilized emotional abuse. This woman is just killing him alone (ONE man) and inflicting a fate similar to that the abuser inflicted upon the fluffy ponies.
Anonymous
#1219854
3 months ago
1219846 is 1219672