
| HeinousActsZX #1214291 3 months ago |
Not true anymore.
Most stories are about them getting murdered horribly. Oh ho, ah ha, the hilarity just does not cease. |
| lordanubis #1214293 3 months ago |
You forgot about the spaghetti |
| Nebbie #1214412 3 months ago |
Forgot quite a lot.
Fluffy ponies are insanely cheap. Less than a dollar. This is often used to make the death of one less significant both emotionally and, to the characters, financially. Fluffy ponies can reproduce either by exploding or normally, but tend to kill their own babies. Males usually die from orgasm. Fluffy ponies also think of all humans as friends by default, and any human taking care of them as a parent. Amputation and safety rooms are considered a logical measure in fluffy pony stories to prevent fluffies getting themselves killed. |
| Anonymous #1215158 3 months ago |
I liked it back when amputating the fluffy pony was meant to be one weird guy's solution to the fluffy pony problem. The early stories focused on their stupidity, and extreme owner behaviour was rare and meant to shock. Now it's the norm, and rather dull as a result. |
| Anonymous #1215297 3 months ago |
Who cares if it's dull for some people, as long as others enjoy seeing them die painfully and horribly... |
| fluff474 #1215348 3 months ago |
@1214293, 1214412: The point, your head. |
| fluff474 #1215354 3 months ago |
Er, heads. |
| Anonymous #1216892 3 months ago |
Nebbie - way to completely miss the point of that post. |
| Anonymous #1216895 3 months ago |
^You too lordanubis.
Seriously, you retards will take ANYTHING as gospel, won't you? |
| Anonymous #1216962 3 months ago |
As long as it can be used to make fluffy ponies hurt, everything is an accepted meme. Sorry-sticks, sorry-boxes, fluffy pony-farms and whatever. Complaining about them is like spitting in the ocean. |
| fluff474 #1221694 3 months ago |
@1216962: Which is another way of saying that nothing is canon and nothing is non-canon, which is OP's point. |
| Anonymous #1241791 3 months ago |
>fluffies are dumb little things, like dogs or goldfish
>they like "sketties", cooked spaghetti without sauce >they cannot drown to any extent, too fluffy >don't die from mating, sometimes from foaling >somewhat easily aroused, will hump things >really lewd ones require a "funny toy bag" for use in a "naughty room", if you know what I mean >play with anything, even dead (human) bodies >think all "hoomans" are nice, stupid tiny shits |