
| Anonymous #1208476 3 months ago |
Should this be tagged Cosby_Abuse?? |
| Anonymous #1208487 3 months ago |
@476
No, the fluffy was named Cosby. It's not talking about the actual singer in that part. |
| Anonymous #1208494 3 months ago |
This does raise an excellent question: where exactly do fluffies learn to speak? Given the rest of their nature, seems like human speech, even toddler-level, is a complete anomaly. |
| Ginger_Fig #1208517 3 months ago |
Now I have to go listen to all my old Bill Cosby 33 lps. |
| Anonymous #1208775 3 months ago |
When do 4chan decide to stop being miserable? |
| NightJack #1208794 3 months ago |
So what about the other 10% of fluffies? |
| NightJack #1208962 3 months ago |
I mean the other 20%. |
| Anonymous #1209144 3 months ago |
@494 Unless direct intervention changes the behvioral pattern, as in the text, all fluffies start talking like toddlers a few minutes after birth. Like all the rest of the information a fluffy can understand its genetically ingrained. Other information genetically ingrainde on fluffies includes 'playing', 'trying to draw', 'eating' 'pooping' 'liking spaghetti', 'walking', 'hugging', 'love friends' and weirdily 'drowning'.
You can use positive reinforcement to teach them things, such as pooping in the right place and how to NOT drow, but they tend to forget lessons after a few days. Heavy negative reinforcement, the sorry stick and isolation for example, can achieve much longer lasting results. |
| Anonymous #1209303 3 months ago |
@144 Mares also apparently have a motherly instinct that's triggered when they have babies that turns them into annoying mean bitches.
But yeah, if they're born in another country they'll probably still speak English baby talk, since that's what's ingrained. |
| Anonymous #1209388 3 months ago |
@303 I imagine fluffies aren't as popular in non-English speaking countries, then. I wonder if fluffy abuse is something the UN is trying to combat. Or maybe they don't care. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1211588 3 months ago |
...huh.
@NightJack Probably explode while trying to comprehend what Cosby just said. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1214560 3 months ago |
This was great, I am not going to hide my enjoyment. |