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| Impious #1203414 3 months ago |
Fav'd because fucking terrifying. |
| EQUINE_excite #1203415 3 months ago |
Just in case nobody wants to give them pageviews:
Description: Two of this year's biggest hits, Pinkie Pie's Party Parade and assassin's Creed, have been unfairly sequestered in their industry-defined "categories" for far too long. Sure, Pinkie Pie is based on the My Little Pony universe and clearly geared toward children while Assassin's Creed is a dark and violent exercise in death. But as your pot-smoking roommate would say, it's all just a construct, dude. We want to see Pinkie Pie step into Altair's robe and slit some throats. As Pinkie Pie, you'll travel the cobblestone streets of Jerusalem, trying your best to protect yourself from hoof rot while scoping out your prey. Don't let her pink mane and tail fool you – this pony is no pushover. Story: Torn from the only world she knew, Pinkie Pie the My Little Pony finds herself in an unknown land, centuries in the past. Spurred by powers she doesn't understand, Pinkie is taught to kill – and it feels horrifyingly familiar. As she brutally slaughters prominent figures in the Holy Land, Pinkie Pie begins to remember snippets of her dark past. Oh, who are we kidding? This story doesn't make any sense. Just mash buttons until the blood comes out. Key Features: -Kill with your sharpened hooves -Learn fierce kick combos and deadly trampling moves -Master the fearsome Assassin's Bite to painfully nip your enemies -Search the Holy Land for delicious power-ups like apples, sugar cubes and carrots -Head back to the stables to change outfits -Travel the world and meet exotic women |
| Anonymous #1203740 3 months ago |
^
ME GUSTA (and want) |