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| Death-Himself #1200315 3 months ago |
...I am not cleaning that guy up. |
| Anonymous #1200325 3 months ago |
More like bloodshed means more bloodshed. |
| THEPURPLERETARD2012 #1200348 3 months ago |
its not a real animal. not everyone who like these would even harm a hair on a child or dogs head. i know i wouldn't. why do people like this cutesy sugary junk? why are you butthurt? |
| Anonymous #1200355 3 months ago |
@THEPURPLERETARD2012 - Dude, you call this "cutesy sugary junk?" The lady just brutally killed a whole f-load of people, ripped a guys face off and took out his heart Indiana Jones style! |
| Anonymous #1200358 3 months ago |
OP here: Whoops! In that part saying "sensing things are as bad now" I meant "sensing things AREN'T as bad now". |
| THEPURPLERETARD2012 #1200394 3 months ago |
@1200355
not the story(it reminded me of bloodrayne), i mean the fluffy ponies in general. why do they baby talk and eat spaghetti? |
| Anonymous #1200586 3 months ago |
#1200358 Damn, man... as soon as Bruno gets back up, he's gonna want to date the lady! (Also, probably the FPPA would hire her... "People who get the job done" are rare these sad times) |
| Anonymous #1200603 3 months ago |
OP here: I can't believe I also forgot to mention her name: "Darla". |
| sigh #1200713 3 months ago |
Man, this lady was totes OP. |
| Anonymous #1200754 3 months ago |
I think we just found Bruno's teacher .... |
| Anonymous #1200830 3 months ago |
Actually, Bruno's teacher is Inspector Stumbles. He's better than he is, y'see... he doesn't bust your face, he busts your reputation, and career, and social life, and financial status; you hurt a fluffy, Stumbles turns your life into a nightmare without laying a single finger on you. He's the Machiavelli to Bruno's Hulk.
All of that, from a portly old man that looks like one of the Thompson Twins. That's why he's the teacher and Bruno is the student. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1201148 3 months ago |
Those who live by the sword shall die by the sword, Peter. |
| Anonymous #1201229 3 months ago |
Wow. And the anti-abuse stuff reaches new levels of retardness. Congratulations to you guys. |
| Anonymous #1201345 3 months ago |
The abuse is even more retarded.
Go fuck yourself 229. |
| Anonymous #1202306 3 months ago |
@229
Don't listen to 345. I've got half a mind (inb4: 'that's what you said') to block this stuff, but I figure I can restrain myself from overreacting to this reverse abuse. Moral of this story: Never get drunk, don't trust women, and always carry a katana. |
| Anonymous #1202574 3 months ago |
@2306 Moral of this story: Don't drink, avoid letting weird ladies in, carry a katana, die anyway because katanas (REAL ones) are freaky sharp and you never took kenjutsu lessons.
And if the katana is not a real one, at least you get Darla to laugh as you swing what amounts to an extra-large paperweight in her direction trying to look like Toshiro Mifune. Then she butchers you and goes for pizza with the fluffy pony. |
| Anonymous #1204927 3 months ago |
Revised version here: http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/158223 |
| Moon_Dew #1252513 3 months ago |
...I think I found my future wife. |