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| EQUINE_excite #1200286 3 months ago |
From the artist's description *ahem":
HEY Do you wanna feel SO MAGICAL Try Ponythirst Magical drinks for ponies who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF MAGIC With all new flavors like RAINFLOWER: FLOWER ENERGY It's like adding daisies TO A BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW Sound the alarm You're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY MAGICAL What's that? You want strawberry? Well how about STRAWBARITY Made with gemstones. REAL GEMSTONES. WEATHER CONTROL OOOH YOU'LL BE GOOD AT IT It's an energy drink for ponies PONERGY These aren't your foal's puns These are magic puns PUNICORNS Friendship Magic Friendship Magic Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight More cuteness than YOUR PANCREAS HAS INSULIN FOR You'll be so magical Celestia will be like SIMMER DOWN And you'll be like "buck you" and kick her in the face with your MAGIC LEGS You'll have so much magic MAGIC OOOH Just spellcasting ALL THE TIME Magicrunning magiclifting magicsleeping magicdating magiceating magiclaughing magicbucking APPLES You'll buck so many apples 400 APPLES Give Rainflower to your trees and they'll look like RAINBOWS Make your apples taste ABNORMALLY GOOD They'll taste as good as ROSES People will eat them and think they're ROSES They'll taste as good as ROSES In a blind taste test against actual ROSES And there'll be a tie and they'll be given back to ROSELUCK Hey go with the sure thing Don't gamble on your magic POONIEEEEEEEEEEES Try Ponythirst The magic drink that will make you AAUGH FRIENDSHIP AAUGH! |
| birdwearer #1200287 3 months ago |
MADE WITH LIGHTNING
REAL. LIGHTNING. |
| Anonymous #1200320 3 months ago |
AND ELECTROLYTES! IT'S WHAT PONIES CRAVE! |
| Azreck #1200380 3 months ago |
@EQUINE_excite alright, someone needs to make this a video. |
| disqord #1200441 3 months ago |
AAUUUHHH!!
FRIENDSHIP AUUHHHH!!!! |
| Anonymous #1201109 3 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1429591 1 month ago |
MARE BLASTING!The sport you'll invent cause you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS! |