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| Anonymous #1199073 3 months ago |
I want a glowing penis ;_; |
| MaroonBunyip #1199097 3 months ago |
don't worry anon
you can! just get some non-toxic glow in the dark paint and you can fuck a glowing vagina to your hearts content! |
| Gundlach #1199140 3 months ago |
@anon073
They also make glow-in-the-dark condoms. |
| Anonymous #1199147 3 months ago |
@MaroonBunyip
@Gundlach But I don't have any vaginas to fuck |
| MaroonBunyip #1199155 3 months ago |
that is... i... i lol'd... sorry
just get a fleshlight and you'll be right |
| Gundlach #1199157 3 months ago |
@anon147
You and me both bro. |
| Harlequin_Jester #1199159 3 months ago |
Don't worry anon you can make one at home for half the price of what a regular vagina costs! |
| MaroonBunyip #1199184 3 months ago |
harlequin
that is awesomly hilarious i am so trying that |
| Ronglar #1199188 3 months ago |
^lol |
| Harlequin_Jester #1199206 3 months ago |
I used to have a guide that involved water balloons and a towel, but I can't remember where I found it. |
| Takanuva #1199272 3 months ago |
I thought those things didn't work? |
| MaroonBunyip #1199275 3 months ago |
oooo
pm me if you find it in a few days |
| Harlequin_Jester #1199305 3 months ago |
Wait, found it, didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would either. |
| Tohob #1200025 3 months ago |
i love the comments here. |
| Anonymous #1200429 3 months ago |
First one is somewhat stylish.
The second one is just sad. |