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| Gittonsxv #1196762 3 months ago |
hahaha, his wings are tiny but are strong as shit scoots are just...weak.....like flapping paper.... |
| SunriseInferno #1196763 3 months ago |
Even Pound Cake can fly. |
| ClownDicks #1196770 3 months ago |
Or the reason why she idolizes Rainbow so much is because she can't fly herself and is enamored with the best flier evar. |
| Anonymous #1196777 3 months ago |
gotta admit, you know you can't fly when even something miniscule wings like that can. |
| JasonTheHuman #1196789 3 months ago |
Fadri continues to make the best comics. |
| Trombe #1196846 3 months ago |
Roid Rage does not fly with his wings. He just flexes his muscles so hard he warps gravity. |
| Anonymous #1196890 3 months ago |
@Trombe His muscles are so powerful that if he had allowed himself to go at full strength, the entire tow would have been destroted. |
| Anonymous #1196924 3 months ago |
@Trombe
I'm guessing Roid Rage is the first Chuck Jones of the ponyverse. |
| Anonymous #1196949 3 months ago |
This is what happens when you fall through the cracks and social services forget to send you to flight camp. |
| Anonymous #1196968 3 months ago |
The REAL reason Scootaloo can't fly: She's been using her scooter for so long that her wings developed incorrectly and thus can only flap them like a hummingbird, only able to hover and incapable of true flight. |
| Zancrow #1196994 3 months ago |
^
That's dumb. One would think that scooting is good training for her wings. Also lol @ Trombe xD |
| Edef #1197047 3 months ago |
Even that itty bitty photo pony from the teaser can fly, as can the wreath ponies at the end of the second episode. |
| Ferrotter #1197156 3 months ago |
It's like bumblebees. Their wings used to be considered inadequate for flight. For years nobody considered that they were just physically much stronger than other insects and could get away with using ridiculous amounts of muscle power to drive their little wings because a nectar diet gives calories way out of proportion to other nutrients. |
| Anonymous #1197295 3 months ago |
Maybe her wings were damaged at an early age in a tragic Scootabuse incident. Her scooter is the pegasus equivalent of a wheelchair. |
| Anonymous #1197331 3 months ago |
@295
That's what I thought too, but the official line of "Scootaloo's inability to fly is not meant to represent a handicap or a disability" tripped me up. |
| Anonymous #1197419 3 months ago |
Nothing wrong with Scootaloo's wings. She's just hasn't figured out how to generate lift. |
| TheLoneLampman #1197488 3 months ago |
She's just concentrating on her thrust. When she finally gets around to using some lift, she's going to be faster than Rainbow Dash! |
| VTWyrm #1197505 3 months ago |
@156 Indeed. It's like the old saying, "With enough thrust, a ten-ton brick can fly." |
| ManeFlame #1198941 3 months ago |
Know what makes that guy even funnier to the more "mature" fanbase? Wingboners. Why? Everyone's always referencing pegasi as their wings being linked to the equivalent of an erection. And here this guy is, looking like he's on steroids and his wings are.... diminished. |
| GreyAcumane #1200459 3 months ago |
Big mclargehooves? Seriously?
I wanted to call him booster myself, but I still think Hoarse Power was a better name for him. |
| hyourei #1224729 3 months ago |
^And now you got me thinking of MST3K Space Mutiny.
So I go with Bold Bigflank |
| Poopshootaloo #1271201 2 months ago |
Christ this guy needs a name, look at all those fucking tags :[ |