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Anonymous
#1195568
3 months ago
Bogey on your six... FOX 2 FOX 2!
Bryal
#1195996
3 months ago
"Status report."

"Yes, sir.... not sure what to make of it, sir."

"Details, corporal."

"Yes, sir... I saw a pony, sir."

"....."

"Sir?"

"...Have you been drinking on the job again, Corporal?"

"What?.. no! No, sir! I just saw a pony with wings, honest!"

"...Did we just hear you correctly? Wings?"

"Yes, sir. The unidentified pony was flying fast.... really fast."

"Estimated speed, Corporal?"

"...Almost Mach 1, I think, sir. Then there was a bright flash..."

"Damage report?"

"No, no damage, sir. Just rainbows."

".....Rainbows."

"Yes, sir. Of the atomic bomb variety."

"Those don't exist, Corporal."

"Well, unless I'm losing it sir, that's exactly what I saw."

"...Duly noted. Return to base."

"Yes, sir..."