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| Gittonsxv #1194037 3 months ago |
you can not run from your self molestia ahahahahaha x3 |
| Molestia #1194045 3 months ago |
damnit |
| Gittonsxv #1194049 3 months ago |
you also spelled that wrong.....not a good day? |
| Molestia #1194051 3 months ago |
semen ejaculate cum jizz spooge spunk manjuice |
| Ginger_Fig #1194054 3 months ago |
How do you make egg free mayonnaise? I thought mayonnaise was over 50% egg whites. |
| Cgeta #1194060 3 months ago |
She should try eating yoghurt. Forget vegan stuff. |
| Jackarunda #1194061 3 months ago |
I say somethin else is goin on. Mayonnaise doesn't drip like that. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194062 3 months ago |
I want to eat molestia's mayonnaise. |
| mindcannon #1194063 3 months ago |
@molestia
You forgot magic boner sauce. |
| NightJack #1194065 3 months ago |
Egg-free mayo... I don't like mayo that much but that's always disgusting to me. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194066 3 months ago |
Oh, did I ever mention that I'm in love with Celestia/Molestia? |
| Anonymous #1194067 3 months ago |
Oh lawl |
| Gittonsxv #1194071 3 months ago |
Jack, well it is vegan mayonnaise, or molestia is forgetting were she keeps her "special ingredients".... |
| Molestia #1194073 3 months ago |
*screws lids back on mayonnaise jar*
*gives jar to PoH* Here PoH, you can have it. It's reminding me too much of cum. ... CUM... one letter away from YUM |
| Harlequin_Jester #1194077 3 months ago |
@Professor Yeah, I think I remember you saying something about that.
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| Anonymous #1194078 3 months ago |
@ProfessorOfHoers:
Now that you mention it...yeah,several times. Not that I'm complaining of course :) |
| Gittonsxv #1194079 3 months ago |
Prof, i know that feeling....both of those feelings |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194082 3 months ago |
Oh, well I was thinking something else when I said mayonnaise. I was using it as a euphemism for her bodily fluids, if you will. |
| Molestia #1194087 3 months ago |
Hey uh, *gulp* ProfessorOfHoers, would you
um ... *sweating* I'd like, um, if you could you know, I, I just kinda realized how little jizz I've had recently this incident reminded me um so would you maybe um ... I mean, you're a healthy stallion, right? |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194091 3 months ago |
:D |
| PhilSrobeighn #1194093 3 months ago |
Most of the recipies I'm finding are a mixture of mustard and soy milk along with seasoning. |
| Gittonsxv #1194096 3 months ago |
oooo *grabs a chair* |
| RepentantAnon #1194097 3 months ago |
@ProfessorOfHoers how do you even become a professor of hoers? |
| NightJack #1194098 3 months ago |
@Gittonsxv: I know about vegan mayonnaise, I just find it disgusting for some reason. |
| Jackarunda #1194102 3 months ago |
@Gitton |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194107 3 months ago |
Oh boy here we go |
| Gittonsxv #1194108 3 months ago |
*sitting on chair* Jack, ye i am hoping it goes somewhere, dont think so tho, seems to be slowing down.....dam mayonnaise.... |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194110 3 months ago |
@RepentantAnon
All it took was 42,000 dollars and 6 weeks at Devry. They were insistent that such a course didn't exist but I proved them. |
| NightJack #1194111 3 months ago |
Professor... sometimes I wonder of you seem crazier then me and I'm the mad scientist here, I had to set up anti-Molestia defenses for my lab just to keep her out. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194114 3 months ago |
Also, Molestia; my body is ready. |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194116 3 months ago |
Well, either way... now that Molestia is here... *sly smile* |
| Molestia #1194118 3 months ago |
I was trying to be not sexual but... I...
I mean, if I just had a mouthful of cum I'd be sated enough to continue being... you know, normal. Under control. So what do you say, Professor, for the community? please |
| Gittonsxv #1194123 3 months ago |
am i the only one here that would let molestia rape me?...wait, i mean not let her because then it would not be rape...wait, i mean um ehhh AHHH FISH CAKES >_< |
| Molestia #1194124 3 months ago |
@114
Ninja'd *grabs PoH by the groin like a madwoman* |
| NightJack #1194126 3 months ago |
Yaaaaa, just go to Professor, and stay away from me Molestia... |
| PhilSrobeighn #1194127 3 months ago |
(That last post of mine was meant for Ginger_Fig. Gee, a lot happens nine minutes when you're trying to submit a comment) |
| Anonymous #1194129 3 months ago |
Hey guys what going on in th- |
| Gittonsxv #1194130 3 months ago |
how do you grab someone with hooves?.....*thinking* |
| Anonymous #1194133 3 months ago |
@Gittonxv
She's using magic. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194134 3 months ago |
Uh oh! I might be having second thoughts! |
| Molestia #1194140 3 months ago |
*sets PoH down on his back on the couch*
*straddles him* PenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenis...PenisPenisTHERE IT IS :D *wraps mouth around ProfessorOfHoers' Hoers and starts garbling* GAHgarbleSOgarbleMEATYgarble |
| Gittonsxv #1194141 3 months ago |
ah shit shes gone into a cum frenzy, run for your lives people!! *hides behind couch* |
| mindcannon #1194146 3 months ago |
Hey whats going in this...
oh. *gets camcorder* Continue |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194149 3 months ago |
Ugh... can't fight it...
*relaxes into Molestia's advances |
| Anonymous #1194150 3 months ago |
Vegan mayo? How does THAT work? :/ |
| Gundlach #1194153 3 months ago |
Oh Molestia. Proving once again it's not just us stallions that catch a case of pervy while doing things that are the least bit sexual. One of the reasons why we love ya! And you're sexy....there's that too. *blush* |
| RepentantAnon #1194155 3 months ago |
hey nightjack, whats this bombshaped thing i found in your lab, anyways, and why is it ticking? |
| Molestia #1194156 3 months ago |
*places hooves underneath groin and starts massaging plotcheeks while with magic begins fondling testicles*
JIZZgarbleWILLgarbleBEgarbleMINEgarble |
| mindcannon #1194161 3 months ago |
HOW LONG CAN HOERS LAST? |
| Gittonsxv #1194165 3 months ago |
Prof, you do realize that shes not going to stop intill you are cumming air right?.....*sneaks to door* |
| CogWeaver #1194168 3 months ago |
@Gitton
Don't worry, I'm safe. All she could get out of me is oil, and even though it might have the same consistency, it does not make for a good substitute for semen, all things considered. ...Which miiight explain why Mol's was going through withdrawals earlier. ...My bad. |
| NightJack #1194177 3 months ago |
Oh that's just the pheromone bomb, used from when Molestia shows up at... the... lab...
YOU FOOL, GET RID OF THAT BEFORE IT GOES OFF, IT WILL DRIVE HER INTO A HORNY FIT!!! |
| Molestia #1194182 3 months ago |
*lifts self off of dick*
Why thank you, Gundlach, I love you too. *resumes omnomnom* *eyes go wild, beads of sweat forming all over body, frantic psychotic expression on face* CCUUUUUgarbleUUUUgarbleUgarbleUUUgarbleUMMMMMgarbleMMgarble |
| mindcannon #1194186 3 months ago |
@Gittonsxv
Ill just teleport somewhere else. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194188 3 months ago |
*Wraps his hind legs around molestia's powerful neck and begins gently rocking back and forth. He feels sense of great fear and arousing pleasure all at once. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194192 3 months ago |
Dynamic Entry
What'd I miss? |
| RepentantAnon #1194193 3 months ago |
oh so it is a bomb... crap
THINKFAST *throws it at nightjack* |
| SpecialAnon #1194196 3 months ago |
Me: Is there anything that doesn't turn you on?
Molestia: People using the word "rubbish" when they mean "trash". Me: Really? Molestia: Yup, not even a drip down there. |
| Molestia #1194197 3 months ago |
*lifts self off dick*
*leans down further, places balls in mouth* *uses balls like mouthwash GARBLBARBLARBLARBLBALRBGLHBBLHLHGHBALH* *continues stroking dick with magic* *fondles buttocks more furiously* |
| Gittonsxv #1194198 3 months ago |
*gets to door and locks it from the inside* right now she can not get out ^-^....and i carnt.....*hides under table* |
| SpecialAnon #1194202 3 months ago |
Me: Is there anything that doesn't turn you on?
Molestia: Ponies who use the word "rubbish" when they mean "trash". Me: Really? Molestia: Yup, not even a drip down there. *fixed it |
| Molestia #1194207 3 months ago |
Professor give me some cream DAMNIT*fondles, sucks, garbles, rubs, licks, humps even harder* |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194210 3 months ago |
Dude, give it to her! |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194212 3 months ago |
"Oh god, it's like you're everywhere all at once!" AHHH
*Fear fills the brain as my whole body falls out of control and becomes the property of Molestia |
| Gittonsxv #1194213 3 months ago |
*peaks from under table*....man she makes a lot of noise...* masturbates quietly* |
| mindcannon #1194215 3 months ago |
13 minutes and counting. |
| NightJack #1194220 3 months ago |
*trows bomb at passing Pinkie clone, bomb blows up*
Oh boy... RUN YOU PINK FOOL!! *Pinkie clone talks off down random corridor* |
| mindcannon #1194223 3 months ago |
Hoers, dont you dare cum yet. Im filming this. The more time the better. |
| Anonymous #1194227 3 months ago |
I think this is the craziest Molestia thread I've entered. |
| Anonymous #1194230 3 months ago |
And you say that all anons are weirdos. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194232 3 months ago |
Hey mindcannon, I've got some alternate angles here, you wanna meet over some lunch and splice these together?
We could make some good bank. |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194236 3 months ago |
clopclopclopclop |
| RepentantAnon #1194238 3 months ago |
this is great! :D too bad blissful dreams isnt here to see it. oh well. hey gitton! you know molestia wont be satisfied after one, right? and that she can smell jacking off from pretty much anywhere? |
| Gittonsxv #1194239 3 months ago |
fapfapfapfap*reads magazine about molesta* hmmm she can smell arousal from over 60ft?...wow |
| Muffinoffun #1194241 3 months ago |
SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A SEX JOKE! |
| CogWeaver #1194247 3 months ago |
@NightJack
Did... Did Pinkie get hit with the pheromone bomb?? >.> IIIII'll be right back... *starts following after the Pinkie clone* |
| Gundlach #1194249 3 months ago |
DUDE! YOU USING A COCK RING OR WHAT? |
| mindcannon #1194251 3 months ago |
@Coltte
Alright. Split it 50/50. |
| RepentantAnon #1194257 3 months ago |
hoers, you still alive man? hoers?
hoers! hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!!! |
| NightJack #1194260 3 months ago |
CogWeaver, the pheromone bomb was mad to attract Molesta, and it drives her into, what I like to call, a "horny rage". |
| Gittonsxv #1194261 3 months ago |
*takes a second peak* man Prof lasts a long time....mmmm fapfapfapfapfapfap |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194265 3 months ago |
*Cums all inside of molestia's mouth; pulsating with fear and excitement! |
| Molestia #1194266 3 months ago |
Just as muscle fatigue was beginning to take its toll on Molestia, Professor couldn't hold out anymore. All at once he cried out and his hot, sticky jizz began rushing to the end of his penis, a mere fraction of a second from spurting into the air. His entire groin went through a single powerful contraction, arching his back and forcing his cry into a pained squeak. Molestia immediately realized what was happening and snapped her mouth back up around his dick and shoved herself down, taking his penis deep into her throat. ProfessorOfHoers was then jizzing almost directly into her stomach, and his penis pulsated in Molestia's hot, wet mouth as his voice returned and he loosed a mighty manly cry of orgasmic fury. Two tears rolled down Molestia's frantic, flushed face: tears of unbridled happiness. |
| Gittonsxv #1194267 3 months ago |
not sure if he is alive guys......
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP...this is taking a while |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194272 3 months ago |
... Hmmm, I wouldn't mind getting a good run by Molestia myself... |
| mindcannon #1194281 3 months ago |
23 minutes. Okay, that's good enough. |
| Gittonsxv #1194284 3 months ago |
thank god he is done...*stops clopping half way tho*
just got to sneak to the window... |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194285 3 months ago |
Hot diggity... |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194290 3 months ago |
"oh my.... am I still alive?" |
| PonyPon #1194291 3 months ago |
*steps out from panel in the wall*
I feel guilty for not having paid to watch that :) |
| Gundlach #1194292 3 months ago |
*camera click* That's a keeper! :3 |
| Gittonsxv #1194294 3 months ago |
*near window* Pon, i would get out now, the door is still locked tho... |
| RepentantAnon #1194297 3 months ago |
and CUT. ok people, great job. gentle, mind, nice angle work. prof, molestia, you guys were great! and nightjack man, props for those props! the bomb looked so realistic! |
| NightJack #1194300 3 months ago |
I wonder how that clone is doing?
*Pinkie clone goes running by, soaking wet, fallowed by Moluna* Ok... so it works on her too, I need to make a note of that |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194302 3 months ago |
Epic porn thread is epic
Molestia ALWAYS delivers! |
| NightJack #1194305 3 months ago |
It was real Repentant, it was very real! |
| Gittonsxv #1194308 3 months ago |
indeed she does, the window is locked -.- |
| PonyPon #1194310 3 months ago |
@Gitton
 |
| mindcannon #1194313 3 months ago |
Okay, time to make porn money. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194314 3 months ago |
*Gurgle... drool... |
| Harlequin_Jester #1194315 3 months ago |
Summary of what just happened.
 |
| RepentantAnon #1194318 3 months ago |
suuure, next you're gonna tell me those skittles i found in the cabinet labeled DO NOT TOUCH weren't skittles, arent you ;) |
| Anonymous #1194321 3 months ago |
Heh. Just another day in the life of Molestia. ;3 |
| NightJack #1194323 3 months ago |
@Repentant: That was concentrated rainbooms, you didn't eat them did you? |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194324 3 months ago |
You're right Harley, time for the Namefag got laid dance! Everypony get down! |
| Gittonsxv #1194325 3 months ago |
fuck it, *sits in the armchair next to couch* fucking lock on the door is broke -___- |
| Gundlach #1194327 3 months ago |
I GOT THIS! *breaks out diamond pickax and knocks a hole in the wall minecraft style* |
| RepentantAnon #1194329 3 months ago |
*munch munch*
wha? |
| Molestia #1194337 3 months ago |
PoH was at this point too exhausted to even know if he was still alive, having experienced one of the most powerful orgasms of his life. It didn't help that Molestia used her magical telekinesis during the orgasm to dick around with his prostate, bladder, urethra and seminal vesicles internally in order to milk as much semen out as possible.
He was so exhausted that he passed out on the spot, huge smile on his face. His poor schlong went limp, not dribbling aftercum (because Molestia had sucked it all out). She teleported him home and magically laid him in his bed. --- Now, um, there's another problem. I have a tummy full of jizz, but... uh... *looks down at genitals, dribbling lubricant all over the couch* |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194343 3 months ago |
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| Gittonsxv #1194345 3 months ago |
Gundlach, good idea but now you let her out....i am going to sit here for a while and just watch her x3 |
| Anonymous #1194350 3 months ago |
@Harlequin:
It was actually the OTHER way around,pal. |
| Molestia #1194351 3 months ago |
NO.Don't leave yet. I'm GUSHING. I need a DICK. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194352 3 months ago |
 |
| NightJack #1194355 3 months ago |
*sigh* I'm getting out of here before Molestia remembers I'm the only one to escape her everytime, good thing I learned that ation spell from Twilight.
*teleports away* |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194356 3 months ago |
Ohohohohoho |
| Gittonsxv #1194358 3 months ago |
i have so got this! *jumps on to couch*
were do you want me *eye brow wiggle* |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194359 3 months ago |
Time for some... fun? |
| Molestia #1194360 3 months ago |
EpicNeoMatrix are you still here |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194363 3 months ago |
*jumps on the bed with gitton eagerly* |
| Gundlach #1194365 3 months ago |
*looks around*
*gulp* Damn it.... *nervously raises hoof* |
| d715 #1194366 3 months ago |
She then went to therapy |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194367 3 months ago |
At your service, My Lady! |
| Anonymous #1194369 3 months ago |
Here we go again! xD |
| Gittonsxv #1194370 3 months ago |
Neo, were the fuck did you come from?! want to help? you can get the rear! |
| mindcannon #1194371 3 months ago |
Oooooh. Part 2. |
| RepentantAnon #1194375 3 months ago |
he said rainbooms, right?
...oh sh-  |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194376 3 months ago |
Leaps onto Molestia |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194377 3 months ago |
"thanks for the memories!" |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194378 3 months ago |
*goes around to Molestia's flank*
DAT AWESOME ASS |
| Gittonsxv #1194384 3 months ago |
*gets under molestia* everyone ready for round 2? |
| Gundlach #1194387 3 months ago |
How many of us are in here? |
| Molestia #1194389 3 months ago |
Alright, you two. EpicNeo and Gitton.
Everyone else, sorry I'll have to get to you later. *lifts GCoL off and sets on floor* I'm sorry, only room for two this time. Don't you fret. Ahem: EpicNeo, you're face-up on the bed. I will be on top of you, and your PPEEENIISS will be in my vag. Gitton, you're face-down on top of me and your CCCCCCCCCOKCK will be in my ass. Gitton, you will nibble on my ears and breathe on my neck, and EpicNeo you will satisfy me with large amounts of kisses. NOW SNAP TO IT. |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194390 3 months ago |
Ready and willing! |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194395 3 months ago |
*fucks Molestia senseless while kissing her* |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194398 3 months ago |
Starts beating off
Ah, such is life. You gotta share... You gotta care... |
| Gittonsxv #1194401 3 months ago |
well i a gentle lover, *uses spit as lee-way*
*grabs and moves the tail out the way and grasps molestia's fine flanks* *slowly pushes in while breathing in her ear*~ |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194412 3 months ago |
*keeps thrusting Molestia while moaning with pleasure*
WOOOOOOO!!! HAHAHAHA! |
| Molestia #1194414 3 months ago |
Everyone got into position, both ENM and Gitton being already rock-hard. The two males then inserted themselves into Molestia's rear holes and started pumping wildly, eager to get going.
Molestia lost consciousness for 2 seconds after the insertion, the sensation of being filled in both holes by warm, fleshy horsecock too much to bear. Fluid began coating the stallion's rears and legs while they grunted, and Molestia gave pained squeaks and cries of bliss as the pumping continued. |
| Gittonsxv #1194418 3 months ago |
*thrusts harder and harder while tugging on her tail and nibbling her ear* hmmm
*licks her horn slightly* tingly...... |
| Anonymous #1194419 3 months ago |
I'm only 12 years old and what is this. |
| Molestia #1194420 3 months ago |
Molestia began using her telekinesis to thrust the two stallions' groins about more forcefully, pretty much using them like dick-equipped ragdolls. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194422 3 months ago |
#419
Son, we need to talk |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194424 3 months ago |
*Prof would normally fap in this situation but he's completely dry and senseless. Watches as if some kind of fever dream is taking place. |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194425 3 months ago |
*moans loudly*
Awww.... Shit! Fucking... awesome... |
| Molestia #1194427 3 months ago |
After a good six minutes of wild fucking, kissing and ear-biting, Gitton exploded in Molestia's plothole, filling her feminine rectum will stallion juice. He juddered and collapsed, eyes rolling up in his head with pleasure. |
| Anonymous #1194428 3 months ago |
@Upanon: This is no place for one such as you, young Padawan. Leave while you still can! |
| Gittonsxv #1194431 3 months ago |
i have an idea!
*starts sucking on her horn* the magic tingles :3 |
| PonyPon #1194435 3 months ago |
Hey guys, I'm back from my daring escape, but I can't stay long, so i'll leave this here... |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194436 3 months ago |
I'm... gonna... *moans* |
| Gundlach #1194442 3 months ago |
*fills the hole in the wall keep the foals out*
Sorry 'bout that. *bright red face* |
| Psychopomf #1194447 3 months ago |
Oh boy  |
| Anonymous #1194448 3 months ago |
;3 |
| Loft_The_Hated #1194451 3 months ago |
What?
Have you people lost your minds? This is insanity! (this is not sparta) |
| Molestia #1194452 3 months ago |
Then Molestia came.
AN AMAZING EXPLOSION OF GIRL CUMhappened behind the trio, her pussy clenching on EpicNeo's dick and her sphincter clamping down on Gitton. She spasm'd, flailed and screamed as she came, the orgasm causing her to lose control of her movements. Drool poured from her mouth all over EpicNeo's face.Then EpicNeo came. Molestia's spasming pussy was too much for him to handle and he blew his load inside of her, his own body flailing about underneath her while he yelled out in pleasure. |
| Anonymous #1194461 3 months ago |
This fucking thread O_o |
| Gittonsxv #1194462 3 months ago |
oh holy god.....ITS SO WARM.... |
| Loft_The_Hated #1194463 3 months ago |
My page just reloaded and I saw that comment.
Oh god why. WHY. WHY GOD WHY. THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY AS SHIT. |
| Gundlach #1194464 3 months ago |
*holds clear tarp in front of himself* |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194465 3 months ago |
Eric nearly passed out from the combination of sheer orgasmic pleasure and Molestia's juices. He lay limp on the bed, his lung exploding with each breath. |
| Molestia #1194467 3 months ago |
The three came down from their orgasms, the bed on which they lay a sopping fucking mess of fluids.
As the stallions went limp they withdrew from her, each withdrawal bringing a small outpour of juice which added to the puddle they sat in (the blankets and sheets were at their maximum saturation, so a puddle formed n the bed in the indentation caused by their weight). |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194468 3 months ago |
Gitton..... Epic..... you want.... to go get a drink and talk.... *collapses. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194471 3 months ago |
[i]Opens mouth, as one would to catch snowflakes[/i[ |
| Gittonsxv #1194472 3 months ago |
*flops on to molestia* so sleepy.....so warm....mmm tingles... |
| mindcannon #1194473 3 months ago |
only 6 minutes? |
| Molestia #1194474 3 months ago |
Welp, I fucked up three stallions today. I think I'll be good now. Gotta go.
Love~ |
| Marcusfenix102 #1194475 3 months ago |
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| Loft_The_Hated #1194478 3 months ago |
Enters room.
"WHAT THE FUCK" Tries to close door. |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194480 3 months ago |
Eric slowly and lethargically stands up, fluids still dripping down his legs.
And then, he began to sing at the top of his lungs; I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEEX, AND IT FELT SOOO GOOOD!!!!!! |
| Gittonsxv #1194484 3 months ago |
that was nice, i owe you a wing massage next time baby~ cya.....zzzz |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194485 3 months ago |
Hum diggity, that was a real zinger of a thread, doll! Hopefully you'll be round these parts at lunch hour tomorrow and I'll show you the business. |
| Anonymous #1194491 3 months ago |
And ALL of this happened just because Molestia was (almost) innocently making a sandwich. |
| Gittonsxv #1194494 3 months ago |
god i love these fucking threads, srsly, they are sooo awesome xD |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194496 3 months ago |
*(if this wasn't the most epic thread ever, I don't know what was)* |
| Gundlach #1194499 3 months ago |
And ALL this because of sandwich.......I gotta go make a sandwich.......and cool off my dick. *reopens the hole in the wall* |
| RepentantAnon #1194500 3 months ago |
oh man, i though you died when a nuke exploded in your stomach. guess not.
<.< >.> wow. ...ok then, time for another one i guess! *munch* how does nightjack get these to taste like- |
| Loft_The_Hated #1194507 3 months ago |
This should have ended 10 minutes ago. |
| Gittonsxv #1194511 3 months ago |
THIS HAS BEEN GOING FOR AN HOUR ROFL |
| EricNeoMatrix #1194514 3 months ago |
That's because it's awesome. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194528 3 months ago |
I finally got molested. YAY! |
| Anonymous #1194532 3 months ago |
By far the most epic Ponibooru thread I have seen. :D |
| PonyPon #1194535 3 months ago |
{Probe 34A to base~Sex Core has exited area~Prime Objective completed}
{Good work, return to base. And don't forget to bring photo data!} {Affirmative} |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1194538 3 months ago |
It's just like when you're a kid and going to get your hair cut. At first it seems scary when you have to get naked and Jeremy starts fondling you but then you have a nice hairstyle and you get a lolipop and... oh god... oh god... why?! |
| Gittonsxv #1194548 3 months ago |
anyone else wish that JJ would draw molestia more like the booru molestia?..... |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194560 3 months ago |
If JJ drew Molestia like our Molestia, he'd have to go into hiding like Doug Winger. |
| PonyPon #1194573 3 months ago |
Doug went into hiding? |
| TheLoneLampman #1194577 3 months ago |
Oh muh jebus. This is the greatest thing since sliced bread, with mayo.
I exploded. Twice. |
| Dragoon #1194579 3 months ago |
WHOA! W-What's been going on here? |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1194583 3 months ago |
Well, I haven't seen much of him lately, so I feared the worst. |
| RepentantAnon #1194585 3 months ago |
@TheLoneLampman me too! only you know, not like that :D |
| Anonymous #1194587 3 months ago |
Oh, Dragoon, what you missed! xD |
| Jackarunda #1194645 3 months ago |
Just as planned. |
| BattleGT #1194690 3 months ago |
YOU PEOPLE ARE WEIRD |
| CottonTales #1194874 3 months ago |
The fuck happened here...*puts on glasses*...oh |
| Maya #1194877 3 months ago |
ProfessorOfHoers, EpicNeo, Gitton, and Molestia, of course:
 |
| AppleDash #1194890 3 months ago |
195 comments? Dammit this better be good. |
| Edudl2 #1194897 3 months ago |
ponibooru.org/post/view/13874 will always remain the best |
| Kokopure #1195040 3 months ago |
Yeah I'm... not reading this. :T |
| TheLoneLampman #1195138 3 months ago |
I don't blame you. It was a magnificent horror, one which I hope to never experience again. |
| MaroonBunyip #1195206 3 months ago |
 |
| Anonymous #1195437 3 months ago |
This has got to be the largest thread I have ever seen. I did not read it, but im sure it is filled with insights into life, the universe and everything.
TLDR: LOL BIG THREAD!! |
| ILSS #1195447 3 months ago |
If it doesn't have eggs in it, then it isn't mayonnaise. |
| Anonymous #1195589 3 months ago |
ha she lost |
| CogWeaver #1196052 3 months ago |
*Soon after things ended everyone left, leaving the robot on cleaning duty.*
Typical... ... *looks around, seeing all of the EVERYTHINGS in NightJack's lab covered in unmentionable-fluids* ... ... SCREW IT. *breaks out some lighter fluid, spreading it around everywhere.* *Pulls out a lit molotov cocktail while putting on some shades* Time to beat the Heat, BITCH. *Throws cocktail against the wall and watches the flames quickly spread before trotting through the portal out of NightJack's lab, never looking back behind him.* I'm... sure NJ has some kind of fire extinguishing systems for a lab like that. ...Right? |
| Jackarunda #1196156 3 months ago |
Why |
| CogWeaver #1196205 3 months ago |
Because reasons Jackie.
Because reasons. ... And also because fluids from you |
| Jackarunda #1196209 3 months ago |
"from you organics" |
| CogWeaver #1196222 3 months ago |
Dammit, I mean you... Non... metal... sentients!
sheesh, I try not to sound like that prick HK-47, and you go ahead and stereotype me as some kind of flesh-hating AI anyways! there's just no love for us metal types, is there... |
| Questionable_Object #1196231 3 months ago |
............
Wow..... |
| Rezak #1196466 3 months ago |
^
indeed |
| Questionable_Object #1196473 3 months ago |
Good wow....
Like wow that was amazing wow...... |
| I_Like_Your_Mane #1196484 3 months ago |
go back to 4chan. |
| Questionable_Object #1196492 3 months ago |
HA! |
| UrbanMeadows #1196600 3 months ago |
 "If you polish a Unicorn's horn long enough; it gives you magical unicorn mayonaise! Which I used to make these sandwiches! |
| Anonymous #1196727 3 months ago |
Test |
| bustoblaster #1196879 3 months ago |
CAN'T ENJOY HER GODDAMN SANDWICH |
| picard #1197452 3 months ago |
Making sandwiches? Good girl. |
| Impious #1197958 3 months ago |
Hey guys what's going-
Oh, Molestia... xD |
| LurkerPony #1198715 3 months ago |
I was going to comment about how it must suck to almost always see sexual imagery when doing the most basic of tasks, but it seems Molestia is coping with it quite well.
As usual, Jester's picture wins the show and pretty much sums up the whole thing (if you switch the roles of the boy and girl). |
| Anonymous #1200080 3 months ago |
What the [Buy some apples], guys from yesterday?
It's just a sandwich ...I think. |
| bboifatz #1215962 3 months ago |
For some reason Molestia is unusually cute in this one. |