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| Anonymous #1192572 3 months ago |
"BLANK FLANK, IN MY OFFICE"
"Y-yes, DT, what do you-" "I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF SPIDERMARE!" |
| marioandsonic #1192637 3 months ago |
"Miss D.T., your dad's on the phone. He wants to know whether you want the earrings or the necklace."
"Whichever's more expensive!" |
| PhilSrobeighn #1192703 3 months ago |
Scootaloo, mild-mannered filly, bitten by a radioactive spider, now uses her new powers as the Amazing Spider-Mare!
We join our friendly neighborhood Spider-Mare at day her job at the Ponyville Bugle looking for a scoop! "Oh, you want a scoop, blank-flank!?" taunted Scootaloo's evil boss, Diamond Tiara. "Okay, get me a coffee!" "But boss!" Scootaloo protested, "that's not news! That's just coffee!" Diamond Tiara was enraged at this question of her demands. "Oh yeah!?" she shouted, "Buck you!" Using the dark, deep powers of the elder gods of newspaper editing, she levitated a paper into her hooves and changed the headline by simply staring it down. Smiling wickedly, she turned the paper back to Scootaloo, who read the headline: Scootaloo Gets Diamond Tiara a Big-Ass Coffee "There!" the evil editor smiled, "now, go get me my coffee!" Fin |
| Kokopure #1192913 3 months ago |
That was actually a cool story. |
| Yorec #1193017 3 months ago |
I pray they make some kind of Spiderman reference. |