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| Saint_Braeburn #1191185 3 months ago |
blighters? |
| Anonymous #1191210 3 months ago |
^probably from the word blight. |
| Anonymous #1191248 3 months ago |
>A customer requrests a "fireproof" legless fluffy.
>You can't see why anyone would want that, but he's paid the money and there's no store policy against it. >You take one of the amputated fluffies by the neck and take it to the back of the store as it babbles inanely >Your co-worker asks what you're doing. >You tell him you're fireproofing it at a customer's request >He tells you to pass it to him, so you do. >He grabs it around the abdomen and holds it over the trash can. It's still babbling. >He gives it a good squeeze. It yelps out in pain and terror. He squeezes harder and it deficates and urinates. >it's over the trash can, so it doesn't make a mess >"What the heck man?" you ask >Fluffy pony is crying and screaming. It would be struggling, but there's not a lot it can do without legs. >"Just a little trick I picked up." He says. "Now it won't crap all over you while you coat it with the retardant." >"The trick is to squeeze just hard enough. A little bruising and internal bleeding doesn't matter, they're so fluffy and inbred nobody can tell. But you don't want to kill the thing either." >Co-worker probably just saved you a change of shoes >Whatabro |
| Anonymous #1191966 3 months ago |
@Saint_Braeburn it's a british way of saying "fuckers," except less explicit and stuff |