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| Anonymous #1189838 3 months ago |
dupe |
| Gittonsxv #1189846 3 months ago |
fucking abuse i swear to fuck, i hope a thousand ants eats your dick from the inside out >_< and this is not me raging, just tired of this..... |
| RepentantAnon #1189877 3 months ago |
@Gittonsxv sure you're not, gitton. though i dont blame you, if you have filters, seeing as this isnt tagged properly. but really, its pointless to complain. my advice - just ignore what you dont like. as for me, i hate these too. :) |
| RepentantAnon #1189881 3 months ago |
correction: wasnt tagged properly |
| PhilSrobeighn #1189888 3 months ago |
That wouldn't work. Fluffy Ponies wouldn't remember a violent scolding. They only retain memories associated with positive events. |
| Anonymous #1189935 3 months ago |
@1189888
Says a luv faggot. Sorry-stick has been proved effective in some well-written fics. 0/10 |
| Anonymous #1190029 3 months ago |
If you only scolded a fluffy pony, sure, it would soon forget about it and repeat the oopsie-incident, whereas it would remember that it shouldn't do so for around half an hour after giving it a hug.
However, a sorry stick is more effective than any hug could ever be because of its pain component. The underdeveloped proto-brain of fluffy ponies gives them a terrible short-term memory. However, pain does still remain in their devolved microconsciousness, and as long as the pain remains, they will associate pain with sorry-sticks, and sorry-sticks with whatever 'oopsie' they caused. Now, some critics do argue that the sorry-stick doesn't make them stop doing the 'oopsies', but actually is just used to club a fluffy pony unconscious, or in some more extreme cases, dead, but these wildly exagerated reports have to be examined. Nevertheless, even if true, such things are of course minor risks that a fluffy pony owner has to take with the patented sorry-stick (not to be confused with a broomstick). The success of the sorry-stick over the most effective hug speaks for itself. Order your sorry-stick right now under 555-die-fluffy-pony, for only $250. The sorry-stick can also be used for cleaning your house. You'd be a fool to not order it. |
| Anonymous #1190065 3 months ago |
They see me Trollin', they Hatin' . . .
I wanna' roll with, the Cool Kids, Yet they see me as a creepy dick-head. |
| Anonymous #1190298 3 months ago |
@1190029 Hmmmm you have any spike-covered sorry-sicks left? See , my fluffy pony just bit me recently , and even when I made my steel pipe leave "I'm a fucking idiot pony" on it's skin whenever I hit him with it, it's kinda losing it's magic.
BTW, I have a little trick for pony training: Whenever it shits inside i put him against the yard wall and shoot at him with my shotgun, without injuring him , just to make it piss itself and then I tell him "Look! The piss is outside ,where it´s supposed to be!" and then kick it once into the house and then I give him no dinner that day (Oh, I usually eat spaghetti those days) |
| Ginger_Fig #1190472 3 months ago |
You sound like a good and responsible owner.
Bruno approves. |
| Anonymous #1190522 3 months ago |
Fluffy Pony didn't die, close enough to a happy ending in my book |
| Anonymous #1190560 3 months ago |
Mmm I love eating spaghetti in front of fluffy ponies when they aren't given dinner that day. |
| Anonymous #1415221 1 month ago |
^  |