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| kuren18 #1185938 3 months ago |
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
Tonight's review: My Little Pony: Hurricane Fluttershy. ((Apologies in advance, this episode didn't give me a whole lot of material I felt I could work with)) OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! My Little SPOILERS! There's this place, called Cloudsdale! And it provides rainwater for all of Equestria! But in order to get that water, they need to suck it up from the ground with a giant Pegasus-made tornado! OH MY GOD they've crossed over with Twister! And so Rainbow Dash is organizing it this year! But Fluttershy doesn't want to do it because she gets stage fright! Because apparently Spitfire is going to be observing them! Wow! What timing! I just got done writing a fanfic where she joins my polygamous family with Pinkie, Derpy, Berry Punch, and Luna! Surely she'll impress me by declaring her love for me in the show! But, she doesn't really do anything. Horru. So Fluttershy needs to work on providing power to help create the tornado! Aaaaaaaand, she barely even registers on the scale. So she runs away crying! But then her animal friends give her a pep talk, and we get a training montage! -I- had a training montage after talking to animals, once! Smoking a Fluttershy doll while watching Rocky was one of the best things to happen to me! So Fluttershy goes back to the training grounds to show how much she's improved! But it's still a lot lower than everypony else! So she runs away crying again! So then the big day comes and all the ponies are ready! Except for the fact that a bunch of ponies got sick, and they might not be able to make enough force to pull the water up to Cloudsdale! So they try anyway! And when it doesn't seem to work the first time, Rainbow Dash gives them an inspiring speech! So they try it again! And it seems to be working, but they can't reach the minimum! My God, this science is hurting my brain! But then Fluttershy comes in, Overcomes her fear of ponies laughing at her, And helps bring the water up to Cloudsdale! Hooray! So Fluttershy writes a letter to the Princess to say that she learned that every little bit counts! The End! This is Chester A. Bum saying, CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change! Well at least get me some chocolates to give to Spitfire! Surely she'll talk to me, then! |
| punctualjinx #1185962 3 months ago |
Boo |
| Anonymous #1186227 3 months ago |
I met the artist who drew this picture yesterday and she was amused that it's being used for these. |
| Anonymous #1186639 3 months ago |
THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNY |
| Dionysus #1187183 3 months ago |
Ignore the boos and especially Anons, you tried your best with the material given.
It was a great episode but it really doesn't have that much substance or anything. I'm sure next one will be better again. |
| Anonymous #1216354 3 months ago |
My only advice is to drop the polygamy jokes. Doug's policy on his jokes is that he only uses them again if he can find a unique twist on them, otherwise he moves on. Sorry to say it, but this one's gone stale. |