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| Anonymous #1182440 3 months ago |
>you see a sign saying "Humans 2/$1"
>you decide to buy two, one with a dangly thing between its legs and one with a pair of lumps on its chest >you hug the one with the dangly thing for two minutes but it drowns in your fluff >the one with lumps starts crying uncontrollably >eventually you break its neck to stop its screaming >resolve never to buy humans again >your friend bought one with a dangly thing and one with lumps >the one with lumps is starting to become bloated and immobile and he doesn't know how to cure it >the bloating starts to grow >you take a hammer and smash the bloat >a partially formed human comes flying out from between its legs >oh that must be how they reproduce >no sense in letting the partially formed human go to waste >it tastes like pork |
| Anonymous #1182517 3 months ago |
^Humans and fluffies are retarded or shitty writing? |
| Poptard #1182538 3 months ago |
^ You really should post that on 4chan. |
| Anonymous #1182834 3 months ago |
OP's "stories" are mostly 4chan edits of 4chan posts that were barely funny in their original contexts. |
| Anonymous #1183061 3 months ago |
@#1182834
Who says they're trying to be funny? |
| Anonymous #1183568 3 months ago |
@440
Wow! That would be really funny! ... ...If it wasn't you just being a dumbass who opened a pic they knew that they wouldnt like. Instead, you're just being a spiteful bitch. |
| Anonymous #1183645 3 months ago |
The second one story is Derpy's origin of her dumbness. |
| Anonymous #1183824 3 months ago |
^ Make sense. Derpy is as smart as fluffy ponies. For example:
>you poke Derpy in the stomach lightly >she farts loudly, while looking at you drooling >you squeeze her a little >she poops herself >she starts laughing and playing with her poo, babbling: "Squishy fun" >Derpy is braindead |
| Bawsnia #1262501 3 months ago |
The irony is that these fluffs are likely the ones to live longest (provided they are capable of eating food given to them). |