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| Joe_Habana #1180754 3 months ago |
now that is just sick.... and the writing needs work |
| Roadside_Warrior #1180757 3 months ago |
Is this a text adventure someone made? |
| Anonymous #1180760 3 months ago |
LOL
I DIDN'T READ ANYTHING TROLOLO |
| Anonymous #1180768 3 months ago |
@1180754 True, but I wrote this in like 2 minutes. Didn't really proof read it that well, just scanned through for misspellings. |
| Anonymous #1181022 3 months ago |
^>You come back, only to find two men in white coats tending to your fluffy pony
>You ask what the fuck they're doing >they tell you that they're with the FPPA, and that somebody is waiting for you inside >Bruno? Well, not this time. Not this fucking time. >You pull out a gun. You were warned, and took precautions. >As you step inside, you see a man in a black suit. A TINY man in a black suit >You ask him if he's Bruno, by any chance >He laughs, and says that Bruno is way too busy this period of the year >He introduces himself as Jim, the FPPA psychologist >You ask him why he's here >He says "Because Og can't drive" >You hear a strangled cry >As you turn around a huge hand covered in fur gently removes your gun from your hand >Behind you there's an immense silverback gorilla in a black suit, holding your friend by the throat >The gorilla smiles, then makes a sign language gesture >Jim calmly explains that it means "Kill you" >Jim says that Og is exaggerating, and that he won't actually kill you >You might wish he did, though. >Og reaches forward with his free hand. >This is gonna hurt. Trust me. |
| Anonymous #1181333 3 months ago |
^Trying to hard with the ape and otherworldly vets that can revive an animal from death apparently. |
| Anonymous #1181387 3 months ago |
@333 ...say the ones who turned Bruno into a magic gay black person who flies by flapping his ears :)
Oh, and the vets were just recovering the corpse for burial. FPPA is soft-hearted that way. |
| Anonymous #1181420 3 months ago |
FPPA is full of pussies. What about the endangered species that actually need help? Why don't Bruno and the ape cross their penises and bring back the dodo birds? Even they were more useful than fluffy ponies. |
| Anonymous #1181594 3 months ago |
@387
The de-evolution of Bruno is, I think, a kind of satirization of how, according to responses made by those too thick to not click on things that offend them, Bruno would inexplicably show up and beat OP/reader up. As a result, we now have stories of utter absurdity and homosexual fantasies. Since I can actually laugh at these bizarre comments, unlike the brutal ones (yes, I have a double standard that does not favor fluffy ponies), I kinda like them better. *uses ears to spite the laws of physics and flies away* |
| Anonymous #1181677 3 months ago |
>Op is white trash
>White trash + gun > niggers >Ogg = nigger (hairy and smelly) >KKK then burns Ogg's corpse on a cross >Bruno flies in with his giant ear and avenges Ogg the 2nd by slamming his superprehensile penis into the butts of the KKK-members >KKK give five to each another >They know that the second way to summon Bruno is to burn dead gorillas on a cross >Everybody but the FPPA is the winner >FPPA goes to buy new gorilla from poachers >FPPA gets taken down by PETA and WWF |
| Anonymous #1182064 3 months ago |
Oh, look, it's another one of these stories. |
| Anonymous #1182909 3 months ago |
>Og finally stops kicking in your guts
>Suddenly a assault squad of anons rushes into your house >armed to the teeth >anons fire at Og and Jim >Og tries tot fight but is shot to hell >Jim is hit in the chest by a barrage of bullets >Fluffy pony is hit by a ricochet >anons pick you up and get you medical attention >chocolate lab puppy is safe >anons are tracking down Bruno for assassination, destabilizing the FPPA >THE FUCKING END jim |
| Anonymous #1182935 3 months ago |
^DEM TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS, MANG^ |
| Anonymous #1184594 3 months ago |
>The puppy barks too much
>and it eats when you don't want it to >and it keeps wanting to play with you or some shit >stupid dog >you start beating the puppy when it makes any noise >then you starve it for days on end when it eats without permission >you never give it permission anyway >and then you beat him more for good measure >stupid fucking dog |
| Anonymous #1184654 3 months ago |
>You must leave your puppy for a little under a week to go on an important out of state business meeting, you tell her
>Before you leave you tell her to remember not to make a mess and be a good girl >She's almost lying on her stomach, whining pitifully, as if begging you not to go >You smile and assure her that you'll be back and you love her very much by putting her on her back then giving her a belly rub to which she happily giggles >once you stop this positive reinforcement is enough to cheer her up >--- >Puppy is scampering around the house at its highest speed of 5MPH >A few hours later at 9PM >She starts to slow down then comes to a complete stop >She figures it's bedtime then goes to her pile of bunny pattern blankets and waits for her master to say goodnight >the next morning puppy is hungry then goes to the kitchen to get a bite to eat from her large food dispenser meant for a large dog >she finds her dispenser door latched tight from the top, but doesn't know this and doesn't know why it's closed >she starts running in circles a few times then checks on her dispenser only to find that it's still closed, then tries scratching at it until it opens >it growls at it, then goes off to play >her hunger isn't too bad as she goes off to bed at the end of the day >The next morning she tries to eat again only to do the same routine to no avail >she does this for three days more, and by that time she's very weak from hunger and her never-ending play time doesn't help >she drags herself to the dispenser, but is too weak to scratch at it, or even growl >Giving up, she sees the cabinet door below the sink is open by a crack >with what little strength she has left, she tries to pry open the door, scratching at it with her little pudgy paws, then succeeds >she looks around for food, and finds a box with a rat on it >inside she finds a light brown bar, about two inches long, and proceeds to eat the entire thing, then runs off to play again >about three days later her insides feel like they're burning, and she could vomit any minute >after a few hours of pain, she vomits blood, and falls on her side, twitching in pain as she struggles to breathe >you arrive home a day later to find your puppy still like this, barely alive >you pick her up by the undercarriage and use her coat to mop up the mess she's made before throwing her in the trash >You go over to the dispenser and open it to reveal it's been filled with dog food the entire time >Going out to your car then coming back with a carrier. You release a chocolate lab puppy into your house >Welcome home my "important business meeting." You say as you laugh to your own joke. >--- >Later that night you're in your living room with a family friend who's relieved that you got rid of your old puppy >"So why didn't you just get rid of it at a shelter or something?" he asks >"are you kidding? They would just put her down anyway do to having every, what, three puppy cage filled with seven or more puppies." >"So you went out of state for this little guy?" he says pointing to your new dog >"yeah and to visit with my sister, she gave him to me and I haven't seen her in ages after all." "My old puppy is in the trash can outside, still breathing a little if you want to see?" >"Nah I'm good. She must be a horrible mess since she was a temporary mop. Why not make her permanent?" he says with a little snicker >"Yeah and maybe I can feed her rat poison from there on. Still can't believe she found that, I just wanted her to starve to death, but it worked itself out. She isn't even worth a quarter of what she ate, but at least I'm rid of the annoying turd." You say as you and your friend laugh "you're not annoying like that old puppy are you little guy?" you say to your new dog as he hops around barking >You two go out in the town, making sure to leave the dispenser door open for this pet |
| Anonymous #1185117 3 months ago |
Oh god so much butthurt in the comments. DIS STORY IS BAD SO I MUST EDIT IT WIF BRUNO CAUSE I R FAGGOT ANON |
| Anonymous #1186745 3 months ago |
^ It seems someone is offended. Is it really so bad that people don't like killing babies? |
| Anonymous #1186995 3 months ago |
Fictional animals. I R STIL LBUTTSHUR MUST DSAFASJHDJSAHDJAS JASDHJASHJDJHSAD |
| Anonymous #1189796 3 months ago |
@4654
Well, you're officially retarded. Everybody knows dogs aren't reatrded like fluffy ponies. There's no reason to kill them. And killing dogs is a ad thing, killing fluffies isn't. That difference ruins your whole revenge story. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1196047 3 months ago |
^
"is an ad thing" Epic Fail is Epic. |