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| kuren18 #1178197 3 months ago |
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
Tonight's review: My Little Pony: Dragon Quest. OOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! My Little SPOILERS! There's this dragon, named Spike! And he's never been around dragons in his entire life! And so he doesn't know what it really means to be a dragon, and it makes him all depressed! horru. So Twilight Sparkle tries to research into anything she can find about dragons! But it turns out all the ponies are so afraid of dragons, none of them learned anything about them! So Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity encourage him to go follow the great dragon migration to find out for himself! And just as he walks out, Rarity is like: "We are following him, right?" And Twilight is like: "Of course we are! You think I'm crazy?" -I- followed somepony while they were going on a personal quest of discovery, once! Oh the blackmail change I got from that... So there's this big, long montage of him walking the entire way! It was like I was watching Eragon! Except this was good. So he arrives at a giant volcano where the other dragons are! And he immediately goes towards the teenage dragons! And they do what all teenagers do when they meet a new person: Ridicule and haze them! So at first it looks like Spike is about to get totally annihilated by the hazing rituals! Like tail wrestling, king of the horde, and making splashes in lava! I've done all of those things! In my fanfiction, I win at all of them and impress the dragon queen into marrying me! God I have issues. But then Spike impresses them by surviving the biggest belly flop I've ever seen in my life! -I- did a giant belly flop in lava, once! God, that was a great high... Smoking a copy of the Dungeons and Dragons movie was a great idea! So they dub him a real dragon! And then they take him to raid a phoenix nest to steal an egg! So Spike manages to steal it! Hooray! -sniff- he's all grown up, now... I remember when he was just a baby dragon not twenty minutes ago... But then the other dragons are like: "Smash it!" And Spike is like: "NEVER!" And then Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight come out of this dragon disguise they've been hiding in all along! -I- disguised myself as a dragon, once! They still didn't let me have a bit part in How to Train Your Dragon! So Twilight teleports them all back to Ponyville, where Spike learns that he should be defined by who he is, not what he is! The end! This is Chester A. Bum saying, CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah, come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change! Come on, I promise I'll use it to make a better dragon costume so I can be Spike's understudy! He could get hurt if the episodes continue like this! |
| sigh #1178213 3 months ago |
You forgot the part where the bum makes his final remarks on why he liked the episode or not! D:
(Great work aside from that little nitpick) |
| Anonymous #1178250 3 months ago |
GO AWAY |
| Step-chan #1178280 3 months ago |
Heh. ^__^ |
| Benno #1178749 3 months ago |
*gives Chester a $5 note* |
| Anonymous #1218326 3 months ago |
^ "I don't want green paper, I NEED REAL MONEY!!!" |