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| superichigo #1176295 3 months ago |
*draws 2 9mm berettas*
WHO SHAVED THIS POOR FLUFFY PONY?! |
| superichigo #1176302 3 months ago |
FP: I Fwaffle Puff!
Yeah, I know. Let's get out of here. FP: Go where? You're gonna live with me. |
| Anonymous #1176307 3 months ago |
*Grabs full choke double 00 shotgun & long range .22*
Pony abuse will never be tolerated. |
| Anonymous #1176312 3 months ago |
In during people who have never played the game.
You wanna know who shaved this pony? YOU did, when you failed to press space fast enough. |
| superichigo #1176316 3 months ago |
FP: *hides*
Nice choice #307 |
| superichigo #1176318 3 months ago |
312, go blow yourself |
| Anonymous #1176319 3 months ago |
Fluffy pony looks better shaved.
No, really. I was getting tired of seeing fur around her, making her seem like a living furball. |
| NightJack #1176324 3 months ago |
@Anon312: At what point? IS it if you stop with the big fan? |
| Dionysus #1176332 3 months ago |
Haven't you all played the game ?
Shame on you ... |
| Anonymous #1176337 3 months ago |
Nightjack: Yup! |
| WhiteDeer #1176640 3 months ago |
Poor Fluffy :( |
| drainpipe #1176925 3 months ago |
Can someone fill me in on why it's a "thing" to have this fluffy pony hurt and killed? Is it some weird juxtopositioned thing? |
| Blissful_Dreams #1176929 3 months ago |
People just Following Rule 8 drainpipe. The more innocent something is, the greater the pleasure in corrupting it. |
| Anonymous #1176946 3 months ago |
@1176925 We have as much right to see them killed and suffering as you luvfags have to suck their dicks of whatever is you luvfags do in bed. |
| Takashi_0 #1177320 3 months ago |
^You are a disgusting human being and other anonymous users should be ashamed for bearing the same moniker as you. |
| Anonymous #1178332 3 months ago |
^I am totally okay with other anonymous users being jerks to fluffy pony loving retards who get offended all the time something newly offensive is posted. Make your own image or message board where only happy fluffy pony-threads and pictures are allowed and ban everyone posting pictures or text about abused fluffy ponies. This would solve your problem.
But if you're still here and want to get offended all the time, then it's your own fault. |
| Anonymous #1178780 3 months ago |
Fluff puff eats dirt, gets shaved, drowns in coke pony's coke, flies into space and dies there or flies into a mountain and dies there.
When she dies crashing into a mountain, she is shown looking down happy on a cloud while dead, because her small pea-sized brain lets her think that she will be remembered as the fastest pony ever. But since she cheated, nobody will care. |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #1178783 3 months ago |
...and this is exactly what they do to wool sheep.
Don't worry, it'll grow back. |
| Latios381 #1181279 3 months ago |
Fluffle Puff is cold. :( |
| Anonymous #1181719 3 months ago |
At least she doesn't look too retarded anymore.
Also, it's her own fault. She deserved it. |
| I_Like_Your_Mane #1184021 3 months ago |
The problem is, Fluffypone abuse is redundant. |
| I_Like_Your_Mane #1184024 3 months ago |
>#1176946
That made me lol actually. Who else besides little kids can make such cute little nicknames? |
| Anonymous #1191777 3 months ago |
Fluffy pony shits on your keyboard wanting you to spend more time with her. You flip out and shave fluffy pony.
"no take fwuff i be good no take fwuff pwease!" You put her down throw the fluff in the fireplace and let it burn while she cries. An hour later she forgets all about it runs to your feet. "pway ball?" "Sorry I only play ball with my FLUFFY pony." She shivers and cries. "I cowd daddy pwease huggie." "Sorry I only hug me FLUFFY pony" She runs into her safe room cries in the corner. You peek in later shes rapped in her pink blanket shivering. She never shit anywhere but her litter box again. |
| Anonymous #1196098 3 months ago |
He walks down to the basement or the dungeon as he calls it. Rows of cages filled with shaven fluffy ponies line the walls. They huddle together for warmth.
"'Wan fuffy back pwease" "I cold " "Why pinkie bwue now?" He opens on cage and pulls out a dead one. Fluffy ponies need their fluff to survive and seldom live long without. As he butchers it and mixes the meat in with dog food he catches something out of the corner of his eye. One of the unicorns is in the corner of his cage and all the others are piled on top of him covering a faint glow. "The fuck you little shits doing?" He walks over and opens the cage noticing the smallest amount of heat coming from the pile of shaved ponies. He reaches in and pulls out a unicorn that figured out how to use his horn to make a little extra heat. "Oh so your the smart aren't ya?" It chirps out in fear. "I fuffy pony I . . .wuv . . .u 'wan huggie?" "Fuck no you look like a naked mole rat. You put it down on the chopping block on its back. its think legs and tiny hooves trying to protect its face." "Question for ya are you hungry little guy?" It's numb of tail wagged just a bit. "wes all fuffies hungie. Pwease foo foo." "Oh your ALL hungry hu? Ok I promise I'll feed everyone extra tongiht." "Pwomise ?" "Sure but one thing none of you have any fluff anymore, i shaved you to make that sweet pimp coat remember? So if your not fluffy what are ya?" Its eyes filled with tears remembering being cruelly shaved. Robbed of the one pitiful defense it had against the dangers of the world and the cuteness his kind where bread for. It whispered not wanting to enrage the evil man. "A . . .pone?" "Really a pony?" He picked up his butchers knife and hacked the unicorns legs off and cauterized the would with a pocket lighter. "AAAAAAA!" "OK Smart guy what are ya now?" It lay there its tear pouring from its eyes. "Why leggies . . . . why fuff. . . why be mean. . . " He picked the fluffless legless creature up and put it back in its cage. The other scuttering over to trying to help. "OK you little freaks. Everyone gets extra tonight except for that one. He's not fluffy or a pony anymore and if he eats the rest of you in that cage are breakfast." He dished out the gruesome meal and the ponies in the unicorns cage looked down and the food dish and back at there friend. |
| Anonymous #1203823 3 months ago |
Is their some fanfiction site we can put all these fluffy pony stories on? |
| Anonymous #1276644 2 months ago |
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE INTERNET. that is all. |
| Anonymous #1472225 2 weeks ago |
^ Awesome comment is awesome! |