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| Anonymous #1175588 3 months ago |
TL;DR |
| Anonymous #1175600 3 months ago |
^Must not read many books. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1175604 3 months ago |
Wasn't this just posted? |
| Saint_Braeburn #1175606 3 months ago |
Never mind. An edited version of this story was just posted |
| Anonymous #1175609 3 months ago |
Already read the other one. This is a dupe that differs by having the nonsensical ending attached to it. |
| Anonymous #1175613 3 months ago |
OP here and this ending is rather shitty and the other is better. No one would care enough about a fluffy pony to look for it. |
| Anonymous #1175642 3 months ago |
Actually, I rather like it... of course, the first question from the captain would be "Dang, man... have you even tried FISHING? You know, ocean... full of life... edible life, sailors like me have been chowing on them for aeons...", and would sadly shake his head at the castaway's stupidity.
Then he'd dope-slap him. |
| soultarkus #1175650 3 months ago |
That was very long, but actually pretty good. I won't spoil it for anyone, but its got a good end, hoenstly. |
| Anonymous #1175687 3 months ago |
I hate to point this out but this story has one major flaw: fluffy ponies would never be able to digest grass. They are inbred abominations with pathetically weak bones and muscles, their digestive systems would not have been able to handle eating fucking grass. Those little freaks would be dead before the bastard even thought of eating them. |
| Anonymous #1175727 3 months ago |
@687 ...aaaand here we go again. Listen, pal, the fluffy ponies are only "inbred abominations" because YOU define them as such. Me, I see them as silly little fluffheads with the charm of a small baby, only with WAY much less temper tantrums - and nicer to snuggle as well, which is a plus.
You want to see them as fucked up retards? By all means, feel free. But don't get antsy if others don't. |
| Anonymous #1175729 3 months ago |
Perhaps that's why the captain was searching for them. They were a very rare mutation that could actually digest grass instead of being useless fluff. It would explain why the castaway could even eat the fluffy ponies in the first place. |
| Anonymous #1175738 3 months ago |
^oh my god. edible fluffy ponies. this would solve world-hunger, since they reproduce very fast.
science has finally found a use for these little inbreed abominations it created in the first place. |
| Anonymous #1175756 3 months ago |
^Science didn’t create fluffy ponies, dog breeders with too much time on their hands did. |
| Anonymous #1175779 3 months ago |
^with the help of science of course.
SCIENCE! |
| Anonymous #1175796 3 months ago |
5727 I see them as abominations. Why does it matter to you? |
| Anonymous #1175813 3 months ago |
^That's because 5727 doesn't like them being artificially created easily replaceable vermin that you can dispose of quickly or slowly and however you want without any repercussion from official law-enforcement. If they are only little abominations of science, then you don't have to love them. You can abuse them however you want, and their retarded subbrain that couldn't even rival a newborn human toddler forces them to love humans, even if humans do the most cruel things to them. It makes them not magical like the FiM-ponies, but just overgrown lab-rats that babble words and don't deserve any pity. |
| Anonymous #1176031 3 months ago |
^>newborn human toddler
>newborn >toddler okay. |
| Anonymous #1176067 3 months ago |
^>still got the point because had to read text
well done |
| Anonymous #1176191 3 months ago |
This.... actually ain't that bad a story. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1177543 3 months ago |
how much meat do fluffy ponies have on them? |
| Anonymous #1177744 3 months ago |
@1177543
I don't know, have you ever seen a wet Yorkshire? It gets tiny with their fluff wet, so I guess not much. |
| Anonymous #1184742 3 months ago |
The story only really works if the fluffy ponies are less than vermin in some way. If everyone laughs off their deaths then why was he emotionally battered by having to kill and eat them? |
| Anonymous #1189904 3 months ago |
^They ARE vermin. And he was emotionally battered because he had to kill things to eat. For city people who never had to kill a chicken for lunch, the first time can be traumatizing. That fluffies are semi-inteligent doesn't help. |
| Anonymous #1292460 2 months ago |
If the protagonist DOES get busted for this, he'll probably just be find for the amount the company shipping those fluffies lost for the fluffies themselves and shipping them as well as light probation for animal abuse AT WORST. |