
| Anonymous #1175375 3 months ago |
>If a fluffy pony is killed in a certain way enough times its offspring will adapt to become immune to
Please read that over until you realize how retarded that statement is. |
| JibberZen #1175382 3 months ago |
Sooo... They have multiple lives before it's "game over" for them or something? O_o
Or are their ghosts coming back to procreate with living fluffy ponies? |
| The-rlyway #1175384 3 months ago |
fluffy ponies reproduce by dying |
| LurkatonHammer #1175386 3 months ago |
@382
It seems to vary from writer to writer; either death is absolute, or it triggers a "fluffsplosion" prematurely. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1175387 3 months ago |
@375
That statement went full retard. |
| PVRyohei #1175388 3 months ago |
The immortal fluffy pony is from the alpha timeline, while the dead are from doomed timelines. |
| Don #1175396 3 months ago |
fucking evolution, how does it work |
| Bolan #1175408 3 months ago |
I don't kill fluffy ponies. I hoard them. |
| Anonymous #1175419 3 months ago |
Oh, hey, look, another text about fluffy ponies.
Surely this will rile up the ones that write fluffy pony abuse, and then they'll write one that makes the sensible furries go all bawwy, and then they'll write a fluffy pony story where these shitty things are immune to anything or something predictably stupid like that, and then the others write new fluffy pony-killing text. This will be endlessly spammed on ponibooru, because text about fluffy pony surely is some sort of image amirite? Shitheads on both sides. |
| The-rlyway #1175421 3 months ago |
Then he will send you a ham should you receive one |
| Saint_Braeburn #1175434 3 months ago |
^^
You forgot the part where a bitchy Anon starts to whine, forgetting he can use Filters like everyone else. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1177422 3 months ago |
....there is only one way this works.
Fluffy ponies are secretly DC comic's Doomsday. |
| Anonymous #1186958 3 months ago |
^oh crap he figured it out! |
| Anonymous #1193752 3 months ago |
^^Doomsday didn't really want to kill Superman. He was just really bad at hugs, and after a few hits, figured Supes was playing a game.
This is now my headcanon. |
| Anonymous #1414069 1 month ago |
Somehow, this actually seems reasonable |