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| CallMeAl #1175207 3 months ago |
Because the hugs will undoubtedly somehow kill you. |
| Imdumb #1175208 3 months ago |
Can you PLEEEEASE explain to me what all this fluffy pony stuff is about? |
| Anonymous #1175209 3 months ago |
can somepony translate? |
| CottonTales #1175218 3 months ago |
I have no clue what you're talking about but I can hug you if you want |
| The-rlyway #1175225 3 months ago |
@call me al: Yep, it’s called singularity. It causes them to merge together into a slightly larger fluffy pony. There is also a risk of this happening to people with beards, an excess of body hair, or if you put them on your head. |
| CallMeAl #1175242 3 months ago |
You mean I could have a fluffy pone fused to my head? How is that not the greatest thing ever? |
| Anonymous #1175251 3 months ago |
Well you'd have to make sure it was a fluffy pony not too fond of running around or else you might have a lot of crying on your hands. |
| The-rlyway #1175255 3 months ago |
@callmeal: it doesn’t fuse to your head, it just absorbs you. Whole. |
| CallMeAl #1175256 3 months ago |
I could turn it upside-down, and then it could at least pretend it's running around. And then I could comb my hair and give it a belly rub at the same time! |
| CallMeAl #1175260 3 months ago |
So wait, I become the pony? |
| The-rlyway #1175263 3 months ago |
yep |
| CallMeAl #1175273 3 months ago |
In a metabolic way or a fusion way? |
| Anonymous #1175276 3 months ago |
I smell a fanfic forming |
| The-rlyway #1175277 3 months ago |
in a “you are now a fluffy pony” way |
| CallMeAl #1175282 3 months ago |
So...viral? |
| The-rlyway #1175289 3 months ago |
>You got a fluffy pone for your son’s birthday
>He loves it >He plays with it day in and day out >One day he puts the fluffy pony on his head like a hat >They enjoy themselves >Lunchtime comes and you call your son to the table >He sits down and fluffy pone is still on his head >You tell him to take it off >”I can’t!” He said, defensively >You stand up and go over to pull the fluffy pone off >It’s stuck >The harder you pull the more the fluffy poni sticks >Your hand slips and you fall backward >You give up and decide to let him have his fun and take it off later >After lunch he runs back outside >Seven hours later and your son hasn’t come back in >It’s getting dark out >You grow worried and look outside >You can only see fluffy poni running around the yard >You call for your son and the fluffy poni comes over >It is larger than before >You pick up the fluffy pony and see that something is caught in her fur >You pull it out >It’s your son’s shoe |
| Don #1175294 3 months ago |
^ for added creepiness, imagine that the Fluffy pony dissolved into his skull to digest his brain. |
| Anonymous #1175296 3 months ago |
So is it like a combined consciousness thing or does the fluffy pony just kinda eat the person? |
| The-rlyway #1175299 3 months ago |
I don`t know, I just posted the story |
| CallMeAl #1175318 3 months ago |
At least the damn thing didn't die this time. |
| Anonymous #1175533 3 months ago |
my god you guys are all assholes especially you the-rlyway and callmeal |
| Anonymous #1176560 3 months ago |
It eats the person. |
| Anonymous #1210719 3 months ago |
This is the worst game of jenga ever |
| Anonymous #1351730 2 months ago |
@Imdumb Fluffy Ponies in a nutshell:
-They're fluffy to the point where their motor functions are limited. -They're about as stupid as turkeys... yet SOMEHOW possess sentience and the ability to speak. -Because abuse against normal ponies is universally frowned on by the MLP community the psychotic killers in the MLP fanbase can use fluffies as punching bags. God forbid canon ponies get that ass whooping; let's do it on something that's even cuddlier. |