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| PonyRIG #1173910 3 months ago |
i can't understand this, all i can do is filter it |
| Anonymous #1173913 3 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1173923 3 months ago |
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| Saint_Braeburn #1173941 3 months ago |
I'll admit this is probably one of the better GrimDark Fluffy Pony stories I've recently read. |
| Impious #1173944 3 months ago |
I shouldn't be laughing, but I am. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1173986 3 months ago |
>Bruno Jumps out of nowhere
>Bruno then screams "LOTSA Spaghetti!" >You and Bruno get into a dance contest similar to the ones shown in Saturday Night Fever. > The next day you decide to no longer take Liquid Heroin/PCP/Cough Syrup/Anti Freeze Chicken Blood Cocktails. >Also, at some point you helped stop an alien invasion. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1174002 3 months ago |
I read every word. It was hilarious.
Gory and sad and sadistic, but hilarious. |
| Anonymous #1174010 3 months ago |
GET TO DA CHOPPA! |
| Saint_Braeburn #1174019 3 months ago |
^
I agree. There need to be less poorly written Gore Porn Fluffy Pony Stories and more Black Humored Grimdark Fluffy Pony Stories. |
| Impious #1174022 3 months ago |
K, that settles it.
I hate fluffy death stories, and I just fav'd one. This is fucking platinum-plated gold dildos, dude. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1174023 3 months ago |
Ninja'd
Also DAT CHOPPA |
| Anonymous #1174064 3 months ago |
I read every line. This is beautiful. |
| Anonymous #1174204 3 months ago |
@Saint_Braeburn
SPAGHETT! |
| Anonymous #1174371 3 months ago |
Haha, this is hilarious. SPAGHETTI |
| Dramatic_spoon #1174511 3 months ago |
ok, that was awesome. |
| FeralSocks018 #1174733 3 months ago |
The drawing doesn't look like a fluffy pony. It looks like something from a Dr. Suess book. |
| Anonymous #1174740 3 months ago |
^Or a Jim Henson show. |
| Anonymous #1175105 3 months ago |
the drawing is shitty but I appreciate the effort |
| Anonymous #1175608 3 months ago |
Well, that was evil. |
| Anonymous #1175711 3 months ago |
>"LOL DIDNT READ"
>Thinks we care |
| Anonymous #1175951 3 months ago |
By posting a gif specifically telling that they didn't read it, they actually admitted to having read it fully, because they're not spamming those gifs in other fluffy pony stories.
It's actually very cute. Happy fluffy pony-fags are like fluffy ponies. Quite stupid and weak in any kind of defiance, making it just easier for kill fluffy pony-afficionados to make them angrier and angrier. |
| Anonymous #1176628 3 months ago |
Great story. I like the irony on the last pony. It survives the game only to down in the prize. |
| Anonymous #1177917 3 months ago |
tl;dr: Dude pretty much re-enacts Platoon with 8 fluffy ponies, last one alive won, died because of drowning in spaghetti. |
| Anonymous #1181848 3 months ago |
GET TO DA CHOPPA
Oh God, my sides... my sides... |
| Anonymous #1191103 3 months ago |
#1175951
Further evidence: torture fetishists are torture fetishists. And projecting their mind-melting hatred, of course, but that was obvious. |
| CaravanPalace #1191144 3 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1216474 3 months ago |
> You laugh to yourself, looking at the corpse of the drowned fluffy pony.
> It's nighttime now, and you turn around to cook yourself some dinner, when you see something strange in the window behind you. > You freeze in shock once your eyes adjust to the dark and you realize what it is. > It is a hot-looking woman staring through the window pane in sheer horror, looking at the fluffy pony carnage around her. ? What really takes you aback is that her expression of extreme grief and the tears of crimson blood flowing down her eyes. > Her gaze fixates on you and quickly turns into on of severe hatred. > You rub your eyes and look at the window again. > There's nothing there. > You begin to wonder if you were seeing things. > Suddenly, you hear a strange abrupt thumping sound. > Realizing it came from the chimney, you turn and see the woman coming out of the fireplace, covered in soot and still glaring at you with spite. > She grabs some of the soot and throws it into your eyes, temporarily blinding you. > What follows is a quick but painful succession of blows onto your body, leaving you with all four limbs broken and useless. > The woman is now standing over you. > "Wha-what are you going to do?!!" you ask her. > "EVERYTHING!" she growls. > And with that, she reaches into her hair and pulls out a knife, grabs you, and hovers the blade over the back of your neck. |
| Anonymous #1284314 2 months ago |
>You suddenly remember that you don't have a fireplace
>Quickly realise a normal person wouldn't be able to travel from a window to a non-existent chimney in mere seconds >Question why you'd make dinner twice in one night >Come to the conclusion that you're dreaming >Decide to try out your theory, her knife disappears >Can move again, knock her on her ass >Summon the fluffies you killed >"Rip her apart" you tell them >Laugh as she's torn to pieces >Wake up on the couch, watch Sanford and Son >Plan to pick up more fluffies in the morning |
| Anonymous #1406332 2 months ago |
Not funny, plain stupid |