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Anonymous
#1168878
3 months ago
We do.
Anonymous
#1168885
3 months ago
^True, but you're a "sadist" if you like the dark ones.
superichigo
#1168903
3 months ago
Agreed #885
Arne
#1168906
3 months ago
I wouldn't say I like the dark ones... I am, however, oddly curious about them. I want read them just to find out just how sick and twisted they can get. I'm probably going to regret that eventually, but I'll deal with it when it happens.
Anonymous
#1168926
3 months ago
906 But dark doesn't have to mean grimdark, I mean stuff like fluffies causing their own demise or this one >>150721. Those aren't grimdark, people just want them to be grimdark so they can yell,"waaaa you sadist fuck killing off small cute things."
Anonymous
#1168934
3 months ago
>you own a fluffy pony
>So does your friend
>he constantly complains about how his fluffy pony can't stand being alone
>he has to be away from her constantly because of his work
>you both have the same job
>he asks you how manage to keep your fluffy so happy
>you decide to show him your fluffy pony's favorite game
>you go to garage and grab something, keeping it hidden from your friend
>you call your fluffy pony to play
>your green fluffy pony dashes into the room
>it asks "wah pway wah pway?" she says bouncing up and down
>you take the thing out from behind your back
>it’s a dented and bloodstained baseball-bat
>your friend is confused
>your fluffy pony's eyes light up
>" FWEND BAT FWEND BAT!" she squeals at the top of her lungs
>your friend just stands there looking confused
>you bring the bat down on your fluffy pony
>you hear a sickening crunch
>you hate that part
>your friend is horrified
>he grabs you and demands to know what is wrong with you
>you simply indicate the fluffy pony corpse
>the pile of bloody fluff begins to shake
>suddenly, there is a popping noise and two fluffy pony's stand where the corpse was
>one of them is light green
>the other is the color of dried blood
>they sit there for a few seconds, looking dazed
>then, they see each other
>in unison, they squeal "FWEND BACK! FWEND BACK!"
>they romp off together
>your friend is staring at you again
>after a few minutes of playing, you call the ponies back
>you pick the two up, and slam them together
>there is yet another popping sound
>only the blood colored pony remains
>she pouts up at you
>"no mo fwend?"
>you tell her that you will use the extra special friend bat later
>she beams at you then runs over to the garage door to wait for you
>you give your friend the "friend bat" and tell him exactly how to hit his pony so she won't feel pain before she dies
>you go into the garage, your fluffy pony follows you practically bouncing with excitement
>you grab your chainsaw and rev it up
>you turn to your fluffy pony
>”Mo Fwends!” she says excitedly
>she’s just so happy
Anonymous
#1168949
3 months ago
@934 At a boy, you get the message.
Anonymous
#1168952
3 months ago
934: That's hilarious.

Anyway who the fuck decided to use blue on green?
Arne
#1168964
3 months ago
@934 Have to say, that's one of the more interesting ones I've read. Good job.
FeralSocks018
#1169030
3 months ago
@943
Not bad.
Anonymous
#1169147
3 months ago
^^^^^ This is pure genius.

Turns almost all the sadfics happy with a single sardonic twist of black humoured wit.
Anonymous
#1169149
3 months ago
^ *darkfics*
Anonymous
#1169154
3 months ago
@934
...
That actually was pretty friggin' smart.
I tip my hat to thee, Anon.
Anonymous
#1169277
3 months ago

EVIL FLUFFY PONE >:D

CKSM96
#1169304
3 months ago
@934
fav'd so fucking hard
Anonymous
#1169468
3 months ago
@8934
>One day you hit the little bastard to hard and damage its brain
>Once a fluffy ponies brain is damaged it can't multiply on death
>Ohwell.jpeg I'll just get a new one tomarrow
Anonymous
#1169499
3 months ago
@ 9468
he’s already hitting it hard enough that it’s a bloody lump, I don’t think brain damage is an issue here.
Anonymous
#1169553
3 months ago
@9468

*yawn* Weak.

Not that we expect people like you to come up with anything clever anyway.

>fluffy pony survives
>"um um um"
>"fluffy pony... dies! Yeah! Beat that!"
Anonymous
#1169556
3 months ago
>new fluffy ponies drown in their blood
>they splurt their bowel contents onto your pants
>shit.jpeg
>you throw them into special trash bin for dead fluffy ponies
>buy a new one
>meanwhile fluffy pony trash bin content is brought to high temperature furnace
>burned to ashes
>sold as fluffy pony food
>that's why fluffy ponies can actually multiply when beaten to death or cut apart
>fluffy ponies dislike can with fluffy pony ash
>force it into their mouth for their own good
>fluffy pony ash can is more expensive than buying new fluffy pony
>you hate going to fluffy pony vendor all the time
>increased expense prefered to exercise
>only need to get new fluffy pony when fluffy pony drowns
>happens more often than you think
Anonymous
#1170056
3 months ago
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/153314 This one is really good.
Saint_Braeburn
#1170293
3 months ago
That was pretty weak 9468
Dramatic_spoon
#1170605
3 months ago
why can we have CuteDark Fluffy pony stories?

because then they'ld be boring.
Anonymous
#1187230
3 months ago
Here's a thought: How about some original content and not just the same three pics with the legs removed and poop added
Anonymous
#1212835
3 months ago
What about stories of terrible fluffy pony abuse where the fluffy pony survives and overcomes its abuse or w/e?
Anonymous
#1414766
1 month ago
To answer OP's question: because we have many faggots, which prefer to shit out retarded abuse stories, instead of focusing on dark comedy
Anonymous
#1414805
1 month ago
I like every fluffy pony story where the fluffy pony suffers and then dies. Or at least gets maimed brutally for the rest of its short miserable life.
Anonymous
#1414823
1 month ago
^ Exactly what I was talking about.

>because we have many faggots, which prefer to shit out retarded abuse stories, instead of focusing on dark comedy