
| Anonymous #1168878 3 months ago |
We do. |
| Anonymous #1168885 3 months ago |
^True, but you're a "sadist" if you like the dark ones. |
| superichigo #1168903 3 months ago |
Agreed #885 |
| Arne #1168906 3 months ago |
I wouldn't say I like the dark ones... I am, however, oddly curious about them. I want read them just to find out just how sick and twisted they can get. I'm probably going to regret that eventually, but I'll deal with it when it happens. |
| Anonymous #1168926 3 months ago |
906 But dark doesn't have to mean grimdark, I mean stuff like fluffies causing their own demise or this one >>150721. Those aren't grimdark, people just want them to be grimdark so they can yell,"waaaa you sadist fuck killing off small cute things." |
| Anonymous #1168934 3 months ago |
>you own a fluffy pony
>So does your friend >he constantly complains about how his fluffy pony can't stand being alone >he has to be away from her constantly because of his work >you both have the same job >he asks you how manage to keep your fluffy so happy >you decide to show him your fluffy pony's favorite game >you go to garage and grab something, keeping it hidden from your friend >you call your fluffy pony to play >your green fluffy pony dashes into the room >it asks "wah pway wah pway?" she says bouncing up and down >you take the thing out from behind your back >it’s a dented and bloodstained baseball-bat >your friend is confused >your fluffy pony's eyes light up >" FWEND BAT FWEND BAT!" she squeals at the top of her lungs >your friend just stands there looking confused >you bring the bat down on your fluffy pony >you hear a sickening crunch >you hate that part >your friend is horrified >he grabs you and demands to know what is wrong with you >you simply indicate the fluffy pony corpse >the pile of bloody fluff begins to shake >suddenly, there is a popping noise and two fluffy pony's stand where the corpse was >one of them is light green >the other is the color of dried blood >they sit there for a few seconds, looking dazed >then, they see each other >in unison, they squeal "FWEND BACK! FWEND BACK!" >they romp off together >your friend is staring at you again >after a few minutes of playing, you call the ponies back >you pick the two up, and slam them together >there is yet another popping sound >only the blood colored pony remains >she pouts up at you >"no mo fwend?" >you tell her that you will use the extra special friend bat later >she beams at you then runs over to the garage door to wait for you >you give your friend the "friend bat" and tell him exactly how to hit his pony so she won't feel pain before she dies >you go into the garage, your fluffy pony follows you practically bouncing with excitement >you grab your chainsaw and rev it up >you turn to your fluffy pony >”Mo Fwends!” she says excitedly >she’s just so happy |
| Anonymous #1168949 3 months ago |
@934 At a boy, you get the message. |
| Anonymous #1168952 3 months ago |
934: That's hilarious.
Anyway who the fuck decided to use blue on green? |
| Arne #1168964 3 months ago |
@934 Have to say, that's one of the more interesting ones I've read. Good job. |
| FeralSocks018 #1169030 3 months ago |
@943
Not bad. |
| Anonymous #1169147 3 months ago |
^^^^^ This is pure genius.
Turns almost all the sadfics happy with a single sardonic twist of black humoured wit. |
| Anonymous #1169149 3 months ago |
^ *darkfics* |
| Anonymous #1169154 3 months ago |
@934
... That actually was pretty friggin' smart. I tip my hat to thee, Anon. |
| Anonymous #1169277 3 months ago |
EVIL FLUFFY PONE >:D |
| CKSM96 #1169304 3 months ago |
@934
fav'd so fucking hard |
| Anonymous #1169468 3 months ago |
@8934
>One day you hit the little bastard to hard and damage its brain >Once a fluffy ponies brain is damaged it can't multiply on death >Ohwell.jpeg I'll just get a new one tomarrow |
| Anonymous #1169499 3 months ago |
@ 9468
he’s already hitting it hard enough that it’s a bloody lump, I don’t think brain damage is an issue here. |
| Anonymous #1169553 3 months ago |
@9468
*yawn* Weak. Not that we expect people like you to come up with anything clever anyway. >fluffy pony survives >"um um um" >"fluffy pony... dies! Yeah! Beat that!" |
| Anonymous #1169556 3 months ago |
>new fluffy ponies drown in their blood
>they splurt their bowel contents onto your pants >shit.jpeg >you throw them into special trash bin for dead fluffy ponies >buy a new one >meanwhile fluffy pony trash bin content is brought to high temperature furnace >burned to ashes >sold as fluffy pony food >that's why fluffy ponies can actually multiply when beaten to death or cut apart >fluffy ponies dislike can with fluffy pony ash >force it into their mouth for their own good >fluffy pony ash can is more expensive than buying new fluffy pony >you hate going to fluffy pony vendor all the time >increased expense prefered to exercise >only need to get new fluffy pony when fluffy pony drowns >happens more often than you think |
| Anonymous #1170056 3 months ago |
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/153314 This one is really good. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1170293 3 months ago |
That was pretty weak 9468 |
| Dramatic_spoon #1170605 3 months ago |
why can we have CuteDark Fluffy pony stories?
because then they'ld be boring. |
| Anonymous #1187230 3 months ago |
Here's a thought: How about some original content and not just the same three pics with the legs removed and poop added |
| Anonymous #1212835 3 months ago |
What about stories of terrible fluffy pony abuse where the fluffy pony survives and overcomes its abuse or w/e? |
| Anonymous #1414766 1 month ago |
To answer OP's question: because we have many faggots, which prefer to shit out retarded abuse stories, instead of focusing on dark comedy |
| Anonymous #1414805 1 month ago |
I like every fluffy pony story where the fluffy pony suffers and then dies. Or at least gets maimed brutally for the rest of its short miserable life. |
| Anonymous #1414823 1 month ago |
^ Exactly what I was talking about.
>because we have many faggots, which prefer to shit out retarded abuse stories, instead of focusing on dark comedy |