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| Anonymous #1163197 3 months ago |
This doesn't have abuse or death in it. |
| Impious #1163211 3 months ago |
Cats are better. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1163239 3 months ago |
Cats are fine, but Dogs are better.
Besides, my Dachshund acts like a self-warming pillow...who take up half my bed. |
| FeralSocks018 #1163246 3 months ago |
Even knowing how stupid and death-prone fluffy ponies are, I'd still really want one. |
| Anonymous #1163255 3 months ago |
atleast they're happy in the pile *shrug* |
| Impious #1163278 3 months ago |
Inb4 those at the bottom of the pile are suffocated. |
| Anonymous #1163405 3 months ago |
>doesn't have abuse
>pre-amputated Right. |
| Anonymous #1163609 3 months ago |
I don't think pre-amputated means abuse. |
| Anonymous #1163803 3 months ago |
@3609 ...yeah, because if you buy, say, a cat with all four legs torn off that doesn't mean that he's been abused. Think about it, man. That's pretty much abuse. |
| Shaky #1163807 3 months ago |
Cats are faggots |
| Anonymous #1163813 3 months ago |
^ and lo within three words the one known as shaky distilled the essence of the entire internet into a single phrase. |
| Anonymous #1164066 3 months ago |
Fluffy ponies are known to be pre-amputated if they do stuff to get themselves killed. It's just a safety measure breeders take to protect the dumber than usual fluffy ponies. |
| Anonymous #1164212 3 months ago |
Actually, fluffy ponies are pre-amputated so that they don't actually trash your house while you have to be away for a short time. Fluffy ponies are so dumb, they get themselves killed with or without their legs. Fluffy ponies with legs kill themselves by licking an electrical socket or drowning on their own drool, whereas legless fluffy ponies start crying about 'why wegies no wun' and then drown in their tears. Fortunately, these little abominations of science reproduce extremely fast.
That's why fluffy ponies only cost a few nickels. |