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Impious
#1162801
3 months ago
Hmm. Interesting. You know what I think, Lyra?

I think you should come quietly.
sigh
#1162807
3 months ago
Someone should have vectored better.
Anonymous
#1162809
3 months ago
What if a nosy teal unicorn asked too many questions and was never found again?
Psychopomf
#1162810
3 months ago
...That's just... precious

QUICK BEFORE SHE LEARNS OF HUMANS

Anonymous
#1162812
3 months ago
Easy. Equestria exists on a two dimensional plane and therefor the sun an moon are merely behind the foreground and celestia controls the background.
HeinousActsZX
#1162813
3 months ago
WHAT IF YOUR WIFE ORBITS MY nah
Anonymous
#1162814
3 months ago
The fact that Nightmare Moon has enveloped the world into eternal until she was stopped makes this theory invalid.
SpecialAnon
#1162844
3 months ago
@heinous You're just saying you're right...
nomdepony
#1162849
3 months ago
OzarkBrony
#1162864
3 months ago
Why do I really like the idea of Lyra being a conspiracy theorist/Cassandra whose theories are actually true? And Bon-Bon thinks she's crazy but keeps her around because she (BB) is lost without somepony to argue with (angry sex).
Anonymous
#1162881
3 months ago
@817 Yeah the "world' they currently only know as Equestria. There are probably foreign lands, planets, and realms that most ponies don't know outside of the Princesses influence.
Vree
#1162907
3 months ago
See, what Celestia's doing, is a con trick. Her subjects think she's raising the Sun, but the sun doesn't move! What she does is rotate the Earth a few degrees around its axis and push it forward in its orbit.
CottonTales
#1162911
3 months ago
@814 could be that she just stopped the world's rotation...that has to suck for the other side of the world I'd take eternal night before I took eternal day
wandering_wastrel
#1162931
3 months ago
It started as a prank. It evolved into a government.

That's not a bad thing: most governments start as pranks. French Revolution was a 'got your nose' joke gone terribly wrong.
Anonymous
#1163014
3 months ago
What if the Sun and Moon are shared between nations, maybe even other planets under a pact to maintain the balance of existence. Celestia and Luna are merely only two of the figures in the pact that contains numerous different God figures like a League. During the prologue, 1000 years ago, when Luna/Nightmare Moon stubbornly held the Moon in place, they were not only causing suffering within Equestria, but jeopardizing the balance of other lands as well, which was a violation of the Pact. If Celestia hadn't resolved the crisis, the other nations would've declared war on Equestria.
Anonymous
#1163032
3 months ago
btw Lyra is cute in these pics :)
CasualWisdom
#1163058
3 months ago
Lyra is best Copernicus.
Anonymous
#1163225
3 months ago
Perhaps Celestia and Luna merely help the other deity rulers in other nations rotate the planet where and when ever they the Sun or Moon.
Anonymous
#1163227
3 months ago
can this be taken for one that has high iron in liver? on blood pressure,and colesteral meds? or any liver problems? please let me know, african mango diet, 19146,
xXNazaraXx
#1163545
3 months ago
Careful Lyra, its that kind of thinking that gets you sent to the moon.
Rubber_Bung
#1164641
3 months ago
@817
I'd say Nightmare/Luna, Celestia, and Discord weren't "controlling" day and night outside of their norm, they have strong illusion spells.

This seems more likely to me than 2 horses and a chimera controlling time and those massive objects.
I mean, who controlled them before, what about before intelligent life evolved?
Anonymous
#1164678
3 months ago
Presumably the system functioned normally until the Princess showed up, and then merely brought it under their control in some manner. Sort of like asking "who controlled the flow of rivers before we built dams?" This would of course imply that Lyra here is technically correct, the Princesses aren't actually required in anyway and are in fact meddling in the normal order. Mind controlling the length of days could be highly beneficial for various things hence they'd still wield considerably influence.
mathprofbrony
#1166028
3 months ago
Every now and then I expect Celestia stops the sun for a while or makes it boogie a little, just to remind everypony who keeps the lights on.