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| ROTHY #1162713 3 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1162714 3 months ago |
...This is meant as a joke, right? This is like reading SleepLessBrony's mentality... |
| Saint_Braeburn #1162716 3 months ago |
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The teen dragons are still @$$holes though. |
| Glord #1162723 3 months ago |
What if I go and bitch slap those teenage dragons with my daedric war hammer? |
| PonyFlea #1162730 3 months ago |
Works better with Keanu... |
| Vree #1162737 3 months ago |
Just one egg does not matter, but the dragons' egg-smashing urge may well be nature's evolutionary response to a species of immortal avians. |
| Kazuo #1162759 3 months ago |
Nah, teenagers don't think that far ahead unless they are worried about some guy and Uganda who isn't really in Uganda. |
| Anonymous #1162779 3 months ago |
Those are probably just clumsy teenage dragons who aren't exactly competent. There are higher tier adult and ancient dragons who are more than capable of that job and may be formidable adversary even for a goddess pony. Who says dragons are phoenix's only enemies? The immortality trait that phoenixes seem to possess may differ from myth to myth. I assume the MLP phoenixes are only immortal by age, but could permanently die from certain other causes. |
| Glord #1162802 3 months ago |
I thought that far ahead when I was a teenager.
I mean I am an aspiring chessmaster |
| Anonymous #1162838 3 months ago |
This is my headcanon:
There are probably Dragons that are more powerful than Celestia, which can explain why ponies don't have a lot of reference on them and how some of the dragons don't seem to fear her. Celestia may control the Sun only within Equestria just like how ponies have control over certain areas of Equestria but have no control over some places such as the Everfree Forest. Outside Equestria if there is even a sun or moon are controlled by some other factor. Celestia might have a limit what she is capable of. On topic, inb4 God tier dragons. Why can't we have dragons like this in the show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0CyBlirYQ8 |
| Questionmarktarius #1163181 3 months ago |
Because egging someone's house with phoenix eggs is way more fun, and far more plausibly deniable than just using molotov cocktails.
"Seriously, officer. I had no idea those eggs were incendiary!" |
| VTWyrm #1163283 3 months ago |
If all else fails, burn them, then mix the ash into clay, and then make pottery out of the clay. |
| Questionmarktarius #1163432 3 months ago |
^ That just results in a flower pot that explodes every few hundred years. |
| Anonymous #1163468 3 months ago |
^ Does that mean it can explode twice? |
| Zancrow #1164173 3 months ago |
Yeah, right.
It wasn't asshat teenage mischief at all. |
| toniozim #1165683 3 months ago |
what if dragons has to eat a phoenix egg to get their wings |
| Anonymous #1167407 3 months ago |
same thing with seal clubbing lol |
| Anonymous #1168073 3 months ago |
I'm with Anon-779 here "immortal" could just mean they don't age not that they can't ever die. Assuming natural predation by dragons and other high level predators (I bet and ursa major could take one for instance) and a VERY slow reproductive rate the population could be fairly stable and not overrun the planet. |
| Anonymous #1170016 3 months ago |
That, or they were just teenage dicks. |