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| Anonymous #1156358 3 months ago |
"...that I wrote 'Rarity Generous Plan'? I mean, I know the story was retarded and only an insane person would write/enjoy it, but it was a commission! I couldn't say no." |
| Psychoshy75 #1156359 3 months ago |
Come on, Spike, you know you're enjoying the company... ;) |
| Anonymous #1156368 3 months ago |
"I'm sorry I poison all your cupcakes, but left a aphrodisiac in Rarity's..." |
| Bongo #1156371 3 months ago |
Spike - "One...two...three...four...there's only five!"
Rarity - "Oh don't be absurd darling. One can still have fun with an odd number."  |
| Anonymous #1156377 3 months ago |
"Sorry for the milk. I forgot you were all lactose intolerant." |
| Anonymous #1156394 3 months ago |
Fun note, dragon wouldn't be able to consume milk... seeing as they aren't mammels, they'd be heavily lactose intolerant. |
| Anonymous #1156406 3 months ago |
"I set us up the bomb." |
| Don #1156409 3 months ago |
@394
We haven't seen any dragon females yet. For all we know in this universe all dragons breastfeed from house-sized boobs. |
| NoponyMan #1156414 3 months ago |
"Nah, we won't tell anypony, Spike. You just need to give of yourself to us."
"Oh, o-okay. How much? Like 20 bits or-" "SEXUALLY." "Oh.... wonderful." |
| Anonymous #1156419 3 months ago |
Dragons can eat rocks. I think their stomachs are pretty tough in general. |
| LorenzoP #1156423 3 months ago |
"You girls won't tell anyone about my fetish for femdom, are you?" |
| Anonymous #1156444 3 months ago |
NoponyMan
#1156414 "You know what really turns me on, Spike? Gasoline. Just pour it all over yourself, and run right into the Everfree forest, and wait for a message from Celestia. Make sure you spread the gas all over were floor where ever you go, too. That get's me HOT." |
| Anonymous #1156446 3 months ago |
spike: I have a crush on Fluttershy..
RD: what about Rarity Spike: well since she friendzoned me *glare* i've began to aquire a crush on her.. don't tell anyone |
| Anonymous #1156458 3 months ago |
"I put itching powder all over your camo. It came in a can called 'leprosy concentrate'." |
| Anonymous #1156461 3 months ago |
"I have a crush on Crackle." |
| Anonymous #1156643 3 months ago |
You gonna get raped! |
| RedshirtZombie #1156816 3 months ago |
Pinkie: "Of course we won't, silly- Fluttershy just took a picture and posted it on Ponibooru!" |
| Anonymous #1159987 3 months ago |
@#1156409
There are some guidelines. Mammals are called mammals for some reason. |
| Anonymous #1170430 3 months ago |
Okay Spike wish pony you like ore?
Spike: Well they all pretty so I like all them ^//^ |