
| CogWeaver #1154909 4 months ago |
Here's all the reasons why that'd be the worst idea ever:
1- No. 2- No. 3- No. 4- No. 5- No. 6- OP is a fa--OHAIBENGERnevermindthatlastonethere... >.> |
| CogWeaver #1154912 4 months ago |
Also, I think you mean *Prophet, not Profit |
| MaroonBunyip #1154915 4 months ago |
I really would rather not joining your insano cult, thanks. |
| benger #1154918 4 months ago |
and and funerals we could say "we are here to mourn<insert name here> who has left our herd before his time" |
| Anonymous #1154920 4 months ago |
And when we died, we will become a pony and life in Equestria ! |
| Rostam #1154922 4 months ago |
good luck with that OP |
| benger #1154924 4 months ago |
^but then we weould all just commit sucide |
| AppleDash #1154934 4 months ago |
Hey if L. Ron Hubbard can get away with it then so can we. |
| Rostam #1154936 4 months ago |
^ you make it sound like its a bad thing.... |
| Saint_Braeburn #1154946 4 months ago |
What about Cadence? |
| benger #1154947 4 months ago |
^shes a demi-god. think of her like azazel or mary the virgin |
| benger #1154949 4 months ago |
@rostam, r u tellin me to commit sucide? |
| Doctor_Whooves #1154971 4 months ago |
I have a better idea. Instead of this, why not form a religion devoted to worshiping Pinkie's latex-covered plot? |
| Anonymous #1154993 4 months ago |
Science did not prove that Celestia does not exist |
| I_Like_Your_Mane #1155017 4 months ago |
Can people in the net discuss anything with it degrading into 3rd grader level arguments about race, religion, gender, etc?
Can't people just RELAX on the net? EVER? EVERY DISCUSSION ROLLS DOWN THAT HILL. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1155076 4 months ago |
^
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| wandering_wastrel #1155084 4 months ago |
I had that thought quite a while ago. Still haven't quite figured out how to make it pay. Worshiping copyrighted characters is tricky. Not every prophet is profitable. |
| Anonymous #1155246 4 months ago |
I was interested until you misspelled prophet |
| Anonymous #1155302 4 months ago |
Sorry about my science Celestia comment it was inappropriate. I just hate agnosticism. It says if we dont have evidence against some random undetectable nonsense then its probability is not near zero! Rawrhrrrr!
Pony religion need good clever dogma and plausible cosmology. Not just mlp is best cartoon! Watch it! Friendship rules! Love and tolerate! Twilight Sparkle! There is Celestia in the sky lololol! To do it one must go philosophical and modify characters, make up his own stuff and load it into ponies etc. Or else it would forever be just a joke. |
| Anonymous #1155307 4 months ago |
We should form the church of molestia where we please the goddess with our unholy cavities |
| Anonymous #1155309 4 months ago |
Tbh, MLP is a lot better thing to base a religion on than the Bible. |
| Anonymous #1155316 4 months ago |
Then we'd take our sheep and horses, rape them with barbed dildos of gold enshrined with celestia's image. blood flowing as we forced our hate barbs slowly into our childs wombs of love. |
| Ginger_Fig #1155642 4 months ago |
You should learn to spell first. |
| Latios381 #1156464 3 months ago |
Who's Celestai? |
| Anonymous #1157521 3 months ago |
I'd burn it down like those black metal dudes in Norway like to do to their churches. |