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| NoodleNugget #1153933 4 months ago |
With every one of these I lose respect for the entire brony community. Good job. |
| Draconequus #1153960 4 months ago |
Why. Just why.
And how many fucking tags do you need to say 'fluffy_pony' |
| AppleDash #1153971 4 months ago |
Too small, didn't read
Not that I can't it's just that I won't |
| sigh #1153981 4 months ago |
@Noodle
You just got trolled. Good job. |
| CottonTales #1153990 4 months ago |
...dude what the actual fuck |
| Impious #1154006 4 months ago |
These don't even have substance anymore.
How about cruel, psychological torture that doesn't involve death or maiming? Mind games are the best games. and you could use said mind games to condition your fluff pone into a brutal killing machine with no feelings. |
| NoodleNugget #1154065 4 months ago |
@sigh It's just, why? what is so fucking amusing about these? because it shows that human beings are despicable creatures and deserve every single shitty thing that happens to us? Because ruining something completely innocent is the most entertaining thing? why? The reactions arent even funny, they mostly say "What the fuck." and if that is so fucking funny then i contemplate whether or not you were drop when you were a baby, and then after that you were given a lobotomy with a rusty screwdriver.
Seriously. what in the fuck |
| GreyAcumane #1154152 4 months ago |
Noodle, I hate to break it to you, but you're an idiot.
No one actually finds these funny. What they find funny is the reactions they get from people like you who are too stupid to just ignore them, and insist on treating this as something the brony community wants or has asked for. We tolerate it because getting mad is what they want. Love and hate aren't opposites, either one still means you care. I don't care about this, so if everyone follows my lead and ignores it, it will eventually wither and die. You are the only one breathing life into this spectacle, because you are the spectacle. |
| NoodleNugget #1154194 4 months ago |
Im not mad, Im just disappointed. this is like the 2nd one i have ever posted on, I'm just getting tired of seeing these.
And Im not going to put 'fluffy pony" or anything else on the content preferences because the term can be vague enough that i would miss out on not shit content. And Fuck you Grey, for assuming shit. this is fucking text and as far as you know i am laughing my ass off behind this screen. Assuming that i am slamming my fists down on my keyboard in rage, spitting mountain dew at my screen with each strained breath while re-adjusting my underwear with my cheetos and semen covered sausage fingers and monitoring 4chan and chatroulette for porn just shows that you are an idiot and for all you know I am trolling you? I post some reaction and dig up an idiot like you who thinks he/she is smart enough to point out that i am just feeding the troll? |
| Anonymous #1154217 4 months ago |
The first picture is the most horrifying. Just by looking at it you just wanna scream "NOOOO! DON'T DO IT!". |
| Anonymous #1154233 4 months ago |
I believe that this is liked (admittedly, I myself do like these just on the stories) is because of "Schadenfreude". A.K.A.: "satisfaction from the misfortunes of others". It's why people like gore or things such as "gorn", S&M, and "Cupcakes". I mean, really, being cute is the only reason fluffy ponies deserve sympathy. They are clumsy, oblivious, inbred, gullible, irrational, suicidal, and have the foresight and survival instincts of a teaspoon. Half of these death stories are fluffy ponies causing their own demise. Furthermore, fluffy ponies only reproduce upon death, since males always die during sex. Dumbass blonde women victims in gorn films have more reason to live, yet they're gone before the film's title appears!
TL;DR Filter out "greentext" or "fluffy_pony_death" if you don't like it, because some of us actually do! |
| FireBrand #1154283 4 months ago |
that first pic is like a Saw movie |
| Anonymous #1154304 4 months ago |
@FireBrand
Precisely! That's why people like fluffy pony death stories: Schadenfreude! |
| Karadros #1154479 4 months ago |
I don't understand why people make these. |
| Anonymous #1154539 4 months ago |
Seeing fluffy pony being forced to cut off her own leg with her own stubby little marshmallow-hooves instead of the asshole owner doing it just makes me cry. |
| Anonymous #1154921 4 months ago |
I don't get the hate.
Don't you people watch horror films? Have you never seen an episode of Itchy&Scratchy? Happy Tree Friends? Drawn Together? Do you stand around cinemas yelling 'death to the makers of Saw'? How old are you people? |
| Dramatic_spoon #1154929 4 months ago |
Can you feel the Schadenfreude? |
| GreyAcumane #1155329 4 months ago |
I haven't assumed anything about you, Noodle, and I did actually consider that you might be inception-trolling, but I was typing on my phone, so it wasn't worth going into that without reason.
Most of what I said had far more to do with examining the mindset behind the creator and how it should be dealt with, and also correcting your flawed generalizations of the brony community as a whole by lumping them into this niche within a niche. Still, given how all you got out of that was a "lol, u mad" comment, I find it much harder to believe that you were trolling. I never did say you were mad about anything, merely that you hated it, and reacted to it, and reacting to it and expressing your hatred (whether manifest as rage, or simple disgust) is what keeps it alive. I suppose theoretically you could be deliberately twisting what I said as a form of trolling as well, but that really doesn't work, since all it does is give me the opportunity to better clarify my own thoughts and observations. |
| Appleloosa #1157491 3 months ago |
Hahaha this is hilarious, make more! |
| Anonymous #1158401 3 months ago |
Never knew that fluffy ponies are strong enough to cut off their own fluffy limbs. Then again, the greentext does say 'eventually', implying that she had do cut at it a very long time. Oh well, sucks to be a fluffy pony I guess. |
| Anonymous #1160697 3 months ago |
I love how these pictures showed fluffy pony's last moments in life to be utter agony. |
| Anonymous #1216309 3 months ago |
> The next morning, you wake up to the sound of breaking glass.
> Suddenly, your bedroom door bursts open. > The intruder is a very sexy and full-featured woman in a skimpy outfit, holding a bottle of bleach, several ropes, and a pair of scissors. > "Who-who are you?" you ask in shock. > Before you can say anything else, she leaps upon you and force-feeds you a cup full of bleach. > The bleach burns your throat and renders you unable to call for help. > Before it starts burning your insides, she painfully sticks her nailed finger into your uvula and causes you to vomit. > While you're still gagging and disoriented, she quickly binds you to the bed with the ropes. > She pulls out four more ropes then binds them tightly as high as she can on your four limbs. > "Now," she says with a malicious grin as you look at her. "Shall we begin?" > She pulls out the pair of scissors and begins to slowly cut your leg off above the knee, just like you verbally forced your fluffy pony to do. > The binding rope she tied on your upper legs prevents you from bleeding out too severely, keeping you alive. > After countess excruciatingly painful cuts, all that's keeping the leg to your torso is the bone. > She then goes on and does the same thing to your other leg and then your arms, cutting them just above your elbows, with the other three binds also preventing excessive blood loss. > After that, she grabs all four of your limbs and, with a twisting motion and sickening crunch, they all snap off. > Your body is nearly going into shock at this point, as she roughly lifts your above her head and throws you on the ground. > "Now, CRAWL!" she orders you. > You defiantly refuse at first, but then she claws you in the back and pours bleach onto the fresh wound. > With no choice, you get up on your stumps and slowly begin a laborious crawl on the floor. > The woman eventually sits on your back and forces you to continue on, clawing you more and pouring more bleach on you. > You eventually can't take it anymore and collapse on the ground. > "Doesn't feel so good, does it?" she asks as she pulls out a hypothermic needle and fills it with bleach. > She then injects it into your eyes with two shots. > The pain is even more unbearable than before, as you go blind and your eyes burn like fire, with the pain eventually moving to your brain. > You then feel more bleach injections across various parts of your body, creating more burning wounds, before you feel yourself turn over face up with the rest of the bleach emptied into your throat. > "And to answer your question," she softly coos right next to your ear as you gargle up blood. "The names Darla." > You suffer for a full five minutes before finally expiring. |