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ROTHY
#1152062
4 months ago
Wait, when did Optimus punch out a dragon?
Anonymous
#1152063
4 months ago
BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF OPTIMUS.
Anonymous
#1152073
4 months ago
the episode called "Prime Target".
Optimus is hunted by a human for sport. One of the obstacles was a dragon. Optimus did more than punch it out, he FUCKING PWNED the shit out of it.
ToySoldierScratch
#1152088
4 months ago
"Oh look! He knows God. How lame is that?"
Dragon logic. Flawless.
Impious
#1152110
4 months ago
"Check it out. His mom is God! WHAT A FAGGOT HA HA HA"

Kid, you're just asking for a tera-candle to the junk.
Shin32
#1152114
4 months ago
I was expecting them to land head first into the moon, but a beatdown by Optimus is good too.
Anonymous
#1152118
4 months ago
Don't f**k with the ponies, the have both the Autobots AND Decepticons on speed dial, and the only thing they both agree on is that no one messes with their little sisters.
BattleGT
#1152120
4 months ago
When I heard this I was like kid do you really want to call a pony that Controls the sun,nay "IS" the sun Mamby Pamby?
Anonymous
#1152121
4 months ago
Optimus Prime, kicking Dragon ass since November 14, 1985. That's when the screencap for that episode aired.
Anonymous
#1152129
4 months ago
U MAD Optimus?
CottonTales
#1152136
4 months ago
@toy and Impious
Maybe they don't consider her god just a very powerful pony
Anonymous
#1152155
4 months ago
Man, even I was pissed when he insulted Celestia.

Me: "Bitch, the FUCK you just say about Celestia?! I dare you to call her namby-pamby to her face, motherfucker!"
Impious
#1152158
4 months ago
She possesses the magical power to move a gigantic ball of flaming gas as if it were an extension of her body. Said gigantic ball of flaming gas is so large it isn't really comprehensible.

That's what she does. Someone needs to put the fear of Celestia in these kids, I know she's nice and all but I wouldn't dare insult her. Good fucking lord.
LorenzoP
#1152173
4 months ago
The fuckers are so dumb they don't even know who Celestia is.
Anonymous
#1152198
4 months ago
Celestia, Sun Goddess of the world.
Fandom BF, Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots.
Your shit is fucked.
Anonymous
#1152217
4 months ago
FOOLISH DRAGONS, YOU WILL KNOW THE MIGHT OF CELESTIA X OPTIMUS!
Anonymous
#1152235
4 months ago
i have to say,when those kids insulted her,i felt like they insulted a good friend of mine or something.I was like "oh no you didn't,asshole!"
Super_Writer
#1152264
4 months ago
Hangs out with someone with the authority to declare war on anyone and controls the freakin sun.
Makes fun of him for that.
Dragon = Fucking Idiot
Anonymous
#1152284
4 months ago
Autobot beatdown, followed by a trip to the moon.
double pwned.
some_zigga
#1152475
4 months ago
to be fair Celestia is a little namby pamby, but we love her for it. Also when the hell did Optimus punch a dragon, I wanna see that episode.
Rubber_Bung
#1152885
4 months ago
This only supports my idea that Celestia is only seen as a ruler, not a god at her most revered, and that non-pony races aren't buying into that whole "I control the sun" schtick.
Anonymous
#1153924
4 months ago
How i see it is that because they are kids, they don't understand the politics behind the Royal family.
Anonymous
#1154357
4 months ago
Never make fun of a pony who has the same channel home as Optimus.
Anonymous
#1156246
3 months ago
I think those dragon teens are merely ignorant. They probably have no IDEA the pony princess is a freakin' GOD.
Psychopomf
#1156255
3 months ago
My on going theory is the Dragon King is a giant ancient scarred bastard with a belly of magma and platemail-like scales with eyes that burn like dying suns...

...And he got his ass handed to him by a pony millenia ago.

So now he's all "Pony princess? never heard of her. Probably some pansy sissy girly ...thing"
Anonymous
#1156454
3 months ago
I wonder how would Celestia react to someone being stupid rude to her. I think she won't become angry and won't kick them with super magic lasers but still they won't be rude anymore. hmm
Yorec
#1156479
3 months ago
Are you kidding? I would actually love to see Celestia go off on someone who was being a complete asshole to her or other ponies. Even ancient beings have little patience for douchebaggery.
Anonymous
#1159670
3 months ago
Falcon Punch is nothing compared to the Optimus Prime Punch.
DracoDei
#1172934
3 months ago
454:
Well, we DO have an example of how far you can push Celestia's little sister before she cancels a major holiday. That ought to serve for calibration purposes for what Celestia's response would be to that sort of thing (quite possibly she would simply refrain from feeding the troll). But yeah, I'm thinking a small display of power MAYBE, and definitely something polite but cutting (cf Dog and Pony show, not the whining).