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| Anonymous #1149873 4 months ago |
Fluffy ponies.
They're stupid, accident-prone foalish morons. And I still feel sorry for them everytime. |
| Anonymous #1154572 4 months ago |
Abridged Piccolo? Is that you? |
| Dramatic_spoon #1154675 4 months ago |
DODGE! |
| Anonymous #1179359 3 months ago |
>catch fluffy pony
>she's still babbling about hugging the moon >take her inside, cringing at how much noise she makes >tell her that she needs to play the quiet game now - that holds her until you get back in your apartment. >fluffy pony keeps asking about the moon, but is distracted when you tell her to play with her favorite ball >she cheerfully rolls it around the living room while you figure out how she got out of the apartment >double check that the door to her safe room is locked when you leave from then on |
| Anonymous #1179376 3 months ago |
>return home
>fluffy pony lies dead at the front of the door >she tried to get out of it >her head is a squished bloody mass >but you recognize that she didn't die from her self-inflicted trauma >she drowned in her own blood >next time, build a safe room for fluffy pony >throw dead fluffy pony's body into trash bin >content is then burned in incendiary furnace >ashes sold as food for fluffy ponies >go buy new fluffy pony for 1 cent >buy can of fluffy pony ashes for 20 dollar >order safe room for 50'000 dollar >it will be worth it |