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| Shaggy #1145017 4 months ago |
inb4 people whining about grimdark even thought it isn't. |
| AppleDash #1145026 4 months ago |
>Tags: fluffy_pony
>greentext oh shit this is going to be tragic |
| Yorec #1145035 4 months ago |
@Shaggy
Technically it is Grimdark. Unless you have a different definition? |
| Shaggy #1145064 4 months ago |
@Yorec I'm mainly talking about the mindless fluffy pony gets murdered or killed in a stupid way. Like cupcakes. |
| Yorec #1145075 4 months ago |
Well I'm just saying that Grimdark is usually stuff that has a darker tone, even if its not handled well.
And reading about a fluffy pony that has been bisected with its entrails lying along the lane divider is dark. Therefore I would classify this as Grimdark. |
| Shockblock99 #1145078 4 months ago |
And this isn't focused on killing them at all, now is it? |
| Shaggy #1145088 4 months ago |
@Yorec True, but I'm not really going to write stuff like this. The stuff I'm going to write has a dark tone to it, but there's not going to be senseless murder, but the story will have a large fluffy pony kill count. |
| Xero #1145095 4 months ago |
Pls someone msg me about fluffy ponies, I vaguely see them and all the greentxts lead me to believe theyre prone to death. Thx in advance. %D |
| Yorec #1145106 4 months ago |
Well its focused on a guy finding a live fluffy pony, feeding it, seeing its head get blown off, burying it, having it be dug up by a bear and get mangled in the process, have the redneck dump the remains on his front doorstep, and then slip and fall face first into the corpse. What exactly would you classify that as? |
| Shaggy #1145107 4 months ago |
@shockblock99 It is dark, but is it really grimdark? I always thought grimdark meant something like Cupcakes. I like dark if it has actual suspense. |
| Yorec #1145109 4 months ago |
That was directed towards Shock. |
| Shaggy #1145117 4 months ago |
@Yorec Again this is more silly stupid dark. Like Scary Movie. Who coined the genre grimdark anyway? |
| Yorec #1145120 4 months ago |
I don't know, that's just the phrase I see people use. |
| Impious #1145187 4 months ago |
You know, if my neighbor shot my dog, I'd put a frag mine in his loafers. |
| Shaggy #1145197 4 months ago |
Your dog is worth more than these abominations of science though. |
| Impious #1145206 4 months ago |
Well, if he shot my fluff pone I'd still put a frag mine in his loafers. Don't you dare fuck up my property, that's my job. |
| Shaggy #1145263 4 months ago |
@Impious Well said. *fists computer* |
| Anonymous #1145534 4 months ago |
Grimdark originated with Warhammer 40k's tagline -"In the grim darkness of the future etc." or something like that. |
| Anonymous #1145819 4 months ago |
^>You feel large, powerful hands helping you stand up
>A huge man in a black suit hands you a towel to clean your face >You thank him >He nods, with a grim face >You recognize Bruno >You ask him if he's here to maul his neighbor >Bruno smiles >"What do you think I've been doing up to now?" |
| Anonymous #1145825 4 months ago |
*your, not his
Bruno's neighbor is a kindly old lady with two fluffy ponies named Miss Buttercup ...the ponies are named Miss Buttercup, that is; poor old lady is so nearsighted that she couldn't tell one fluffy pony from the other. HER name is Wanda Birkenstock. |
| Anonymous #1145861 4 months ago |
>inbreed hicks and rednecks are more powerful than niggers like Bruno
>Bruno is shot the moment he tries to step on the neighbor's property >Bruno dies in pain >the police arrives to get a statement from you and your neighbor >you mention the truth - a nigger you've never seen in your life before tried to trespass >relatives of Bruno are given a hefty fine >they make fluff pony snuff-movies with Bruno's fluffy pony to pay >fluffy ponies drowns-series is most popular |
| Anonymous #1145880 4 months ago |
@861 Actually, Bruno's suit is lined with a composite kevlar-mylar coating. And besides, if the higher-ups aren't sure about Bruno being able to tackle an inbred hick with a gun they don't send him... they send Og.
Og looks like a 500 lbs. silverback gorilla in a black suit (because he IS), and lacks Bruno's finesse and diplomacy. He just rips the arms off the offender's torso and beats him to death with them. What can I say, he's new. He'll learn. |
| Anonymous #1145920 4 months ago |
>gorrillas are niggers
>niggers still don't stand a chance against inbreed hicks and rednecks with guns >KKK is immediately alerted that niggers are harassing innocent white people >Og burns on a cross >his testicles are sold to chinamen with little dicks >next time, a mighty whitey is send to do the job that these two niggers couldn't do |
| Anonymous #1145952 4 months ago |
>bystander sees the neighbor
>fluffy ponies see him too >bystander comments that he's just an inbred hayseed >fluffy ponies can't spell >they misunderstand >they eat the hay seed in bread >he tastes bad, but they're hungry >everything is good with the world. |
| Impious #1146445 4 months ago |
Hurr hurr anon is racist, he's so cool |
| Anonymous #1146482 4 months ago |
@Impious Alas, that seems to be the case.
Talking to that kind of anon is kind of like playing chess with a chimp: you just KNOW that you'll end up with all the pieces on the floor and a faceful of thrown shit. |
| Impious #1146495 4 months ago |
He's just jealous that blacks have bigger dicks than he does. He'll never please a woman with that tiny sebum-riddled thing. |
| Anonymous #1146506 4 months ago |
That's true. Whoever came up with that whole Bruno-stuff is faggot. The fluffy snuff-stories were already annoying and dumb enough, but the Bruno-revenge-texts are just pathetic and spammed like everywhere by the same anon. |
| Anonymous #1148915 4 months ago |
Just like fluffy pony snuff stories. It fits, really. |
| Anonymous #1149145 4 months ago |
I love Bruno. I want him to beat me up and say dirty words to me. But he never has enough time for that, even although I force fluffy ponies to drink bleach. All he does is give me a smack on the head. But I want more... |
| Nebbie #1149310 4 months ago |
For this one, Bruno is entirely justified. That souther hick will drown in fluffy ponies. |
| Anonymous #1149435 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
I've seen more rednecks (Confederate flag and all) in the north than I ever did in the south. |
| Saker82 #1157697 3 months ago |
And in the mid west cant forget about them. |