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| Dachimotsu #1143531 4 months ago |
Swerve out of the way and crash.
My life for hers! |
| Gittonsxv #1143543 4 months ago |
both feet on the brake and turn to the right as hard as i can and prey i missed her |
| AppleDash #1143544 4 months ago |
I immediately drive straight up into the air, throw her a rope, and take off after she climbs aboard to find the 7 magic muffins hidden on the four corners of the earth. |
| Gundlach #1143551 4 months ago |
HIT THE BREAKS!
CRASH THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD! HUG DERPY! |
| Saint_Braeburn #1143555 4 months ago |
Her ass destroyed a building and she survived being electrocuted.
If she jumps at my car I think It would be more dangerous for me than it would be for her. Also, I don't have a car. |
| DNCSquared #1143559 4 months ago |
Watch and be amazed as my car crashes and I'm sent flying through the window,
only to find Derpy without a scratch...And the car being completely trashed. What are those ponies made from anyway!? |
| werkbau #1143564 4 months ago |
>do epic car-flip |
| Anonymous #1143565 4 months ago |
I'm not old enough to drive in my country.
So I'm replacing car with bike. And I would immediately fall down. -Draconequus (who isn't fucked to sign in right now) |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1143567 4 months ago |
Stop and get ready for some love. |
| KWilt #1143571 4 months ago |
Stop, open my door, and get out, because I'm driving at a very low speed. Y'know, that speed when you're driving out of your drive way, kinda.
Then I offer to buy her a muffin and have a pleasant chat with everybody's favorite derpster. |
| GinTsuKitsune #1143573 4 months ago |
Brake, for the love of Celestia! BRAKE!
OH SHIT I'M GONNA CRA- |
| Anonymous #1143583 4 months ago |
Floor it. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1143584 4 months ago |
Spin out and crash. Derpy will save me.
Wakes up on his couch with his severed leg sowed to his head, his shattered arms duct taped to his sides and a muffin on his chest "I just don't know what went wrong!" |
| LurkerPony #1143600 4 months ago |
Oh crap, is this part of the Driver's Test I'm studying for?
O-okay okay um... let go of the accelerator while gently turn to the side and brake. Oh fuck, I'm spinning out! SHIIIII-- |
| DaisyHead #1143605 4 months ago |
something like this  |
| peony #1143611 4 months ago |
I would end her in a way even Hasbro can't.
And then end myself before the ravenous hordes of bronies got wind of my crime against everything good. Thankfully I can't drive, so this is a problem I will never encounter. |
| Anonymous #1143612 4 months ago |
Have my car transform into an Autobot and slide to a stop in front of her. |
| marioandsonic #1143629 4 months ago |
Slam on the brakes and prey I miss her. |
| Glord #1143635 4 months ago |
@612
That was me. |
| WatermelonRat #1143645 4 months ago |
She's made of iron, remember? You should swerve out of the way for your own safety. If she can take out a building, she can take out your tin can of a car. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1143653 4 months ago |
Break.
No, I didn't misspell that. |
| Glord #1143661 4 months ago |
But can she take out an Autobot?
Yeah probably. |
| LurkerPony #1143668 4 months ago |
@#3612
Wouldn't you get squished inside? "Don't worry, peony. She's oka--peony? OH SHI--" |
| LurkerPony #1143677 4 months ago |
@#668
And I screwed up who is who. Derp goes me. |
| Glord #1143705 4 months ago |
I'd be like Sam in Dark of The Moon.... only less screaming like a girl and more epic aerial flips. |
| ED-SKaR #1143729 4 months ago |
I ride a motorbike, do helmets come in pony size/shapes?
I'd get one to fit Derpy and we'd go of on a ride together :D. |
| Dragoon #1143776 4 months ago |
If I could drive I'll use that spring thing from Speed Racer to make my car jump out of the way |
| Anonymous #1143793 4 months ago |
NO!
Hit the brakes!!! I can't STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! Hit+50 |
| Anonymous #1144027 4 months ago |
Speed up. |
| Zancrow #1144084 4 months ago |
What Saint said. I think I would be obliterated by her steel plot. |
| Stank #1144137 4 months ago |
Continue driving to the pharmacy to refill my meds. |
| StandingBehindYou #1144233 4 months ago |
Die. Derpy's flank can destroy hard wood with the slightest touch, my car is a cheap plastic piece of shit, it would crumple like a soda can against her mighty bubbles. |
| ArcCahlon #1144304 4 months ago |
if its the day and i see her stop before its too late and then get rid of the drugs in the truck, if its night hitting her and hoping i don't need the jaws of life to get out of the truck. and again get rid of what ever drugs i am on that makes me see derpy. love derpy but i'm not the safest driver |
| Anonymous #1144784 4 months ago |
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" |
| Anonymous #1145168 4 months ago |
Hit the breaks & turn so she doesn't dent my car's grill or break the windshield when she hits it. |
| Shaky #1145203 4 months ago |
I'm driving a Getz so even if I do hit her I was only going 2kph. |
| Xuncu #1145429 4 months ago |
Wait, iron plot..... We both might get fucked up by this if I can't dodge. |
| Xuncu #1145436 4 months ago |
Like I dunno how many of you guys have actually held a solid ingot fo any metal, but yeah, it's heavier than it looks, and considering how little metal actually goes into cars (to cut costs for manufaturers, improve gas mileage by reducing weight), that's kind of an even fight.
Like you heard all thsoe 9/11 truthers babbling about how 'little' debris there was at the Pentagon? Well, not counting how much of a plane is actually plastic, not metal, a 747 is only about 28 cubic feet of aluminum. I checked. |
| Anonymous #1145445 4 months ago |
hit the brakes and swerve the fuck off the road.
...if possible, obtain pony hugs. |
| -Lunacy #1145446 4 months ago |
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| LurkerPony #1145664 4 months ago |
^
What the heck is happening in that picture? |
| LurkerPony #1145666 4 months ago |
^
Oh, I see it now. It's a horse in a car. I thought someone puked on the window. |
| Anonymous #1145867 4 months ago |
"SYSTEM CHANGE!"
Then I jump over her and keep going. |
| superichigo #1145997 4 months ago |
SLAM ON THE BRAKES, HUG HER, ASK IF SHE'D LIKE A RIDE, BECOME FRIENDS FOREVER! |
| TheLoneLampman #1146237 4 months ago |
Deploy muffins. |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #1148574 4 months ago |
Hop on her and fly away. I'd most likely be stuck in traffic. |
| Anonymous #1150689 4 months ago |
Try to avoid hitting a creature whose species has already shown the ability to survive having carts and anvils dropped on them from heights only to recieve injuries which they fully heal from in less than a day (Twilight was already injuried when all that stuff fell on her and shortly after was all better). Rainbow Dash slammed into the ground at super-sonic speeds and only broke a wing; which healed up back to perfect in a matter of days; yes out of hospital in like two days and not long after able to fly around again. Derpy is hit by several lightning bolts at once and immediatly is better. I think my car would be in the greater danger. |
| Deserter #1388865 2 months ago |
Shift weight into left side of car, pop a side whellie, avoid Derpy, slide car into stop, acquire pony hugs.
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